Rick Santorum‘s baby mama Karen jumped into the gay fray today by going all mama grizzly on teh gheys (including the bears). Pointing out that they’re just being haters when they’re hatin’ on Rick’s unhealthy obsession with homosexuals, Karen said that Rick actually loves him some gay (strictly in a non-physical, purely manly, bro-hugs-lasting-longer-than-four-seconds-are-totally-queer way) and [...]

Very exciting news! Republican gag candidate and anal lube byproduct Rick Santorum is interrupting his Cornholing Across Iowa bus tour to give sparsely attended speeches about all of the cool beans things he would do if everyone else in America died in a horrible plague or were killed by the Bader-Creamedcorn Gang and then he [...]