Must Credit Jesus. Then Go Take A Leak Against A Wall.

By: Tuesday July 9, 2013 10:35 am

Well, it’s Tuesday which means that, like the other six days of the week, conservatives must find something to be offended about because their anger at a world that goes out of the way to slight them on a daily basis is the animating force in their lives that allows them to get out of [...]

The 501(c)3 Grift That Keeps On Grifting

By: Friday May 10, 2013 1:03 pm

The IRS was taking a good hard look at some of our finer  Hoverround-Gadsden Flag ‘Muricans: The Internal Revenue Service inappropriately flagged conservative political groups for additional reviews during the 2012 election to see if they were violating their tax-exempt status, a top IRS official said Friday. Organizations were singled out because they included the [...]

A Tri-Cornered Sombrero Is A Very Hard Thing To Find

By: Thursday February 21, 2013 12:13 pm

Now that the Tea Party has taken on a Latin Lover (Sr. Ted Cruz who is muy suave) they have come to the realization that they need some additional compañeros of the mochachino hue to help reanimate the old white dude Tea Party corpse, and you know what that means? Road trip! The Tea Party group that [...]

Orly Taitz Is The New Thurgood Marshall Now

By: Friday January 4, 2013 11:12 am

Orly Taitz, the lawyer-dentist-real estate agent-floor wax-dessert topping, was back in court again yesterday trying to stop the electoral college (made up of Nate Silver, ACORN and the Black Panthers) from seating the Kenyan imposter upon the Peacock Throne because he is not Murican and he has a fake social security number (1-800-HOTNAKEDBIDEN) and also [...]

The Things They Left Behind

By: Saturday November 17, 2012 2:07 pm

After Amazon’s Magical Affinity Algorithms decided I might like some Romney/Ryan beer koozies… I thought I would check out some of their other great deals since holiday shopping starts just minutes after you have trampled somebody to death in search of a cheap flatscreen at Walmart on Friday morning at 3AM. Let’s go shopping! There [...]

Georgia On My Mind Control

By: Thursday November 15, 2012 7:41 am

How are you gonna keep them down on the farm once they have been hyp-mo-tized by The Great and Mysterious Obamaton? Well you’re not and Tea Party Genius Chip “Chip” Rogers has got the video that proves that you may have left Possum Squat, West Virginia to become an urban layabout sheeple via the Magic [...]

Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!

By: Tuesday November 6, 2012 12:18 am

Hey kids! Who is up for some election day hijinks! Yeah? Really? You are? Okay, let’s do this thing! It seems that the Teabaggers got  a little more organized this year, outside of recruiting pro-rapey candidates, and they up and  formed themselves a Concerned White Citizens Council-y thing charged with sittin’ around on their hoverounds [...]

Charming Older Man Singing Ditty About Obama Having Gay Mouth Sex

By: Friday October 5, 2012 10:17 am

Tucker Carlson wishes he had found this video first… (Thanks to intrepid cub reporter Stefan)

White People Behaving Whitely

By: Tuesday October 2, 2012 10:37 am

Cardboard cut-out of Obama outside of a Colorado Romney rally brings out the best in people Particularly hilarious is the woman at the 3 minute mark who is in no way racist. Nuh uh, no suh… Explanation:

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