In Thomas Frank’s excellent new book Pity The Billionaire, he explains that The Right  had to subvert reality, which we all know has a distinct liberal bias, and pin the blame for the on-going financial crisis on liberals instead of the conservative’s “the invisible hand whispered in my ear that financial regulations are tyranny, so [...]

‘No, no!’ said the Queen. ‘Sentence first – verdict afterwards.’ ‘Stuff and nonsense!’ said Alice loudly. ‘The idea of having the sentence first!’ ‘Hold your tongue!’ said the Queen, turning purple. ‘I won’t!’ said Alice. -Alice In Wonderland Most politicians in South Carolina have a history of getting sexy (or dreaming of getting sexy) with [...]

Many conservative bloggers went to sleep last night all butthurty and sad because Mitt Romney’s minions (Mittiots by proxy) would not take their phone calls during the Official “Newt Gingrich’s mama is soooo fat…” conference call. Matt Lewis of Tucker Carlson’s toy newspaper explains: As you probably heard, some Mitt Romney surrogates hosted a conference [...]

John Hawkins has another one of his “poll” things up where he asks a bunch of third-string bloggers  (the type who live for an Ole Perfesser link as proof of their existence) who, in the post-Herman Cain Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love, Baby era  they want to represent the Republican Party at next year’s [...]

When we last saw Tennessee teabagga playa Bill Hemrick he was being used by Herman Cain and not in that hawt “I’ma gonna sex you up and make you my special lady” kind of way that Herman has with the wimmens. Hemrick held a greet & grip for the gropey pizza guy that didn’t turn [...]

Representatives for both Herman “The Sperminator” Cain  and Newt “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin‘” Gingrich camps have negotiated a “no blows below the belt” rule for their Texas TeaParty blatherfest: The two-man debate between GOP presidential candidates Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich had one off-limit topic – the decade-old sexual harassment allegations that have dogged Cain’s campaign. [...]

Robert Stacy McCain is hotter than Georgia asphalt over reports that Sarah Palin may have gone one-on-one with Glenn Rice, but not the basketball one-on-one, more like the my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun kind of one-on-one, if you catch my drift. After a extensive history explaining that Democrats invented racism, [...]

The more I think about the prospect of a Barack Obama/Rick Perry election the more I keep seeing Obama playing Tom Robinson to Perry’s Bob Ewell as Perry cynically dog-whistles the yahoos for all he is worth. The role of the emotionally stunted and perpetually aggrieved Mayella Ewell will, of course, be played by the [...]

Nostalgia act Snowbilly Sarah and The Grifters will be teaming up with  The Man Too Crazy For Fox for a Very Special One Time Performance That You Can Tell You Grandchildren About Right Before They Place A Pillow Gently But Firmly Over Your Face.  Called Defending The Republic,  and sponsored by St. Louis radio station [...]

Joe Walsh (R-Deadbeat Baby Daddy) has been very very busy these days complaining about all the bills that the muslim president has been running up on malt liquor and Derrick Rose jerseys. So busy, in fact, that he keeps forgetting about his own kids (whom he fondly refers to as ‘whatsername’, ‘whathisname’, and ‘the fat [...]