The more I think about the prospect of a Barack Obama/Rick Perry election the more I keep seeing Obama playing Tom Robinson to Perry’s Bob Ewell as Perry cynically dog-whistles the yahoos for all he is worth. The role of the emotionally stunted and perpetually aggrieved Mayella Ewell will, of course, be played by the [...]

Nostalgia act Snowbilly Sarah and The Grifters will be teaming up with  The Man Too Crazy For Fox for a Very Special One Time Performance That You Can Tell You Grandchildren About Right Before They Place A Pillow Gently But Firmly Over Your Face.  Called Defending The Republic,  and sponsored by St. Louis radio station [...]

Joe Walsh (R-Deadbeat Baby Daddy) has been very very busy these days complaining about all the bills that the muslim president has been running up on malt liquor and Derrick Rose jerseys. So busy, in fact, that he keeps forgetting about his own kids (whom he fondly refers to as ‘whatsername’, ‘whathisname’, and ‘the fat [...]

Hot on the heels of her experimental film’s smash two week engagement at cavernous mostly empty movie theaters prompting Box Office Mojo’s Brandon Gray to gush: Undefeated boosters ran with the notion that the movie’s opening had the “second highest per-theater average of the weekend, behind only Harry Potter,” but the movie was actually sixth [...]

You may remember Kenneth Gladney, the Joan of Arc/Stephen Biko/Spartacus of the teabagging set who got into a scuffle at a teabagger rally two years ago. You may also remember how his videotaped beat-down made the Rodney King video look like Attack of the Tickle Monsters and how, on the next day, a brave and [...]

Just spent a hellish TWENTY-TWO MINUTES at the DMV being oppressed by THE MAN with all of his “You have to renew your license, please come down and have a new picture taken and give us your thumbprint” probably so they can track me down and put me in one of those FEMA ACORN reeducation [...]

  The  Messican-hatin’ Minutemen, who are just like the Tea Party but with fewer mobility scooters and more guns, are facing hard times because they can’t afford both gas and bullets and also because they have attracted their base: The movement began in 2005 with vigilante-styled, armed volunteers who sparked national debate about illegal immigration [...]

  National Review’s Rich Lowry, who famously ejaculated copious amounts of his man semen all over of his sad bachelor pad at the drop of a ‘g, surveys what is left of next years Presdential models and finds them wanting and, sadly, himself  flaccid: A likable former governor and TV personality; a two-term governor with [...]

In an attempt to get a handle on what exactly the good common sense salt-of-the-earth Real Americans of flyover country think about the America-hating homosexual communists in the Mainstream Media, CBS sat down with anger bear Andrew Breitbart who operates a ramshackle race baiting shack in rustic, yet quaint,  Brentwood: Conservative publisher Andrew Brietbart sat [...]

Perhaps the producers of Atlas Shrugged might want to work on narrowcasting their advertising a smidge: Heh. Indeed. (Updated) Yes. It got better. If Atlas Shrugged starts making, like, $400 a screen, I’m totally taking credit.