Christine O’Donnell Pondering Another Senate Run Because Why Not

By: Monday September 17, 2012 10:33 am

Adorable dumbmuffin Christine O’Donnell is having a “thought” about reapplying for that job she didn’t get back in 2010 because apparently there are some people in Delaware who are willing to give her money so that she can stay in hotels and eat at restaurants while “campaigning” instead of sleeping on a friends couch and [...]

Kansas About To Become 40% More Hellholish

By: Wednesday July 18, 2012 1:09 pm

Kansas, a state that is so Gawd-awful that Kansas City has been sneaking its own bad self into Missouri (which is no Garden of Eden despite what the Mormons say) for years, is thinking about turning itself into a Paul Ryan petri dish because, hey, why not? It’s Kansas. Not that they won’t try to [...]

The Italian Job

By: Monday June 25, 2012 1:24 pm

Remember this following Newt & Callista Gingrich’s Multi-State Book-Sellin’ and, Oh Yeah, Campaignin’ Spree ? Newt Gingrich ends his White House dream today with his political committee facing a mountain of debts — owing about $4 million to scores of businesses and campaign workers around the country who fear they will never get paid. Campaign [...]

Rhode Island Blows Save, Schilling Takes Loss

By: Friday June 22, 2012 1:58 pm

Right-handed asshole Curt Shilling who once said: “There can be no question our country is in the worst economic crisis of our lifetimes. I also think there can be no question that it falls on us, the individuals, to find a way out of our own personal crisis.” — Curt Schilling, February 2011 … met [...]

Meltdowns & Patdowns

By: Monday June 11, 2012 7:27 am

While most of America had a fairly normal early June weekend (going to graduations, seeing movies, barbequing, having gay sex) wingnut America was hiding out in their couch forts wearing tinfoil hats and waiting for Brett Kimberlin to break into their house and steal their collectors edition copies of Braveheart. Roy has a nice recap [...]

Internet To Be 11% Less Stupid On Friday, 19% Less Wolverine-ish

By: Tuesday June 5, 2012 12:30 am

In an effort to call attention to some minor legal squabbles at a very low court level, Ace O’ Spades is calling upon all conservative bloggers to Shut The Fuck Up this Friday because … fuck it, seriously, I don’t know what the hell they think they’re doing but it’s hard to see any downside [...]

Kenyan Socialist Barack Obama Is Now A Late 19th Century German Marxist

By: Monday April 30, 2012 1:25 pm

The Obama campaign has unveiled a new campaign slogan “Forward” which replaces  the previously effective “Kill Whitey!” and, heyyyy… wait a minute, Michael Walsh has figured out that it is a coded message to maybe Bill Ayers or the Baader-Meinhof Gang that Obama is back, and this time capitalism is going down for the count: [...]

Friday Night Shakira’s Ass With Kate Upton’s Boobs Blogging

By: Friday April 13, 2012 5:45 pm

Such a click-bait post heading. For those looking for their “Kate Upton’s boobs”, they’re down there. No lower. Oh, fine…. here, lazy housewife-type person. There is a copious amount of water falling from the sky complemented by atmospheric electrical discharges which are in turn followed by sky booms happening in San Diego right now which [...]

The Entire Internet Hates Brooks Bayne’s Guts

By: Thursday March 15, 2012 11:59 pm

When we last left Brooks Bayne, Internet Man of Mystery/ Alpha Male Exxxtreeme/Shredder of Guitars/Paintball Ninja/Pontificator on String Theory & How To Use A Hammer,  he was all: WAR, bitch. get some. With his unique theories about How The Jews Stole Christmas Created Marxism posted on the internets for everyone’s consideration, he  spent the better [...]

Apostates In Our Midst

By: Thursday December 29, 2011 6:11 pm

In Thomas Frank’s excellent new book Pity The Billionaire, he explains that The Right  had to subvert reality, which we all know has a distinct liberal bias, and pin the blame for the on-going financial crisis on liberals instead of the conservative’s “the invisible hand whispered in my ear that financial regulations are tyranny, so [...]

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