Closeted Gay Turtle Mitch McConnell joins the No Condom For You Lunch Bunch: Not satisfied with President Obama’s new religious accommodation, Republicans will move forward with legislation by Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) that permits any employer to deny birth control coverage in their health insurance plans, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said Sunday. “If [...]

The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin takes time out from making shit up about Muslims to point out that Rick Santorum is very likely to benefit from Herman Cain’s penchant for taking subordinates back to his sexytime pad (aka Double Sausage Central) and hittin’ it doggy-style. Which brings us back to Santorum who is set to [...]

As someone who needs Michele Bachmann’s campaign to stick around for awhile longer for the sheer comedic possibilities it offers up an an almost daily basis, I’m getting a tad worried. With her campaign losing altitude faster than a Palin can lose their virginity ( … or going down faster than Marcus Bachmann at the [...]

Blogging will be virtually non-existent starting Wednesday as the L&T Casey and I are heading out on a road trip to San Francisco, coming back Sunday night. The primary reason for the trip is to watch a couple of soccer matches played by her former college team, but we’ll also be taking the opportunity to [...]

Sister Kathryn Jean Intact Hymen Lopez is getting very impatient with young lumberjack poseur Tim Pawlenty because he has yet to join Maggie Gallagher’s Sex Bigot club, which now that you mention it, is kind of  weird and suspicious seeing as  Tim is from Minnesota which is the Castro Street of the Midwest (Indiana being [...]

Someday, long after most of us are dead and gone and then reincarnated and then dead again and then maybe reincarnated once more, someone is going to have to explain to future generations why there was such a battle to treat everyone as equals and bestow upon them freedoms that are rightly theirs, and  more [...]

When  Rick Santorum lost to Bob Casey in 2006 (by a 59-41 margin), Rick saw it as God closing a door but opening a window for him to run for President. The rest of us saw it as God closing a door, barring the windows and setting the house on fire so he didn’t have [...]

The Board of the American Conservative Union has voted to ram homosexualist GOProud down the throats of their fellow conservatives at their annual CPAC Circle Jerk: The board of the American Conservative Union has approved a homosexual Republican group for a planning role in the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), a major annual event in Washington, [...]

Lindsey Graham is very worried about the gays getting into the military and just gaying up the whole damn place. No. Seriously.: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) suggested that repealing DADT is more disruptive to the U.S. military than going to war and, like other Republicans, suggested that servicemembers should have had more input into whether [...]

Recent college graduate Christine O’Donnell is running for a Senate seat in Delaware (which I am reliably informed is a “state” although they don’t have any major sports teams so I have my doubts) and she is making the boys crazy because they don’t know what to think of the little minx. Normally someone with [...]