Unwitting hubby beard and former baby harvester Michele Bachmann is calling it quits hanging ‘em up, running away, pulling the plug, hitting the road after derailing her own crazy train, and bugging out way more than usual: Representative Michele Bachmann, the Minnesota Republican who made an ill-fated run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012, [...]

Don’t tell me not to fly, I simply got to If someone takes a spill, it’s me and not you Who told you you’re allowed to rain on my parade   -Merrill/Styne As part of my continuing series on “why we can’t have nice things”… I have previously expressed my, well, let’s call it “displeasure” with [...]

Down South Carolin-ey way where the the former Governor recently returned to run for office once again (he is tan, rested and depleted of man gravy after humping hiking the Appalachian Trail), and where former Board of Education Chairwoman Kristin Macguire used to like to scribble little forget-me-nots on state issued Post-It notes like: “I’m your [...]

Homo-hatin’ Maggie Gallagher is hanging it up, and by ‘hanging it up’ I mean that Universal Uclick is “retiring her column“, and by ‘retiring her column’ they mean they can’t find anyone who wants to pay for the right to run Gallagher’s column anymore. So sad. Keep in mind that Uclick manages to syndicate both [...]

Good news/bad news for the gays as the 6 out of 9 Catholic Supreme Court justices have agreed to decide whether non-opposite marriage is kosher with the dead founding fathers: The U.S. Supreme Court will take up the issue of gay marriage for the first time, agreeing to rule on a California ballot measure banning [...]

Previously former Governor Mitt “Mitt” Romney did not understand how the Gheys were having their gay babies together, what with the matched sets of vags and peens; how does this work? Nowadays he can just have a father/spawn talk with son Tagg “Tagg” Romney about these how fake babies are made and suddenly, for Mitt, all [...]

Unskewed numbers genius and human gravy manufacturing plant Dean Chambers wants you to know that Nate Silver is skewing those poll numbers because he is either queerer than a three dollar bill (so, you know, he probably not using straight heterosexual math where 1+1 = 2 but instead uses gay math like Adam + Steve [...]

Tucker Carlson wishes he had found this video first… (Thanks to intrepid cub reporter Stefan)

Local priest-guy Salvatore “Big Sally” Cordileone who was recently called up by by capo di tutti capi Ratzinger to take over the San Francisco family after his fine work kneecapping the gheys when they tried to muscle their way into a piece of the California marriage racket, was down in San Diego this weekend partying. [...]

Nancy French, most famous for writing the book Shit Bristol Palin Mumbles, wants to warn you that a new Hollywood cartoon movie is trying to shove homosexuality down your precious baby’s throat. In this case, it would be the movie ParaNorman, a film about …11-year-old outcast Norman who sees ghosts everywhere and must stop the [...]