Yesterday’s News Is Today’s Attention Whore

By: Wednesday March 6, 2013 9:27 am

There has been a series of racial incidents at Oberlin college recently, and when the AP found out at that Girls creator/producer/director/star/nudist was an Oberlin alumna, they wrote a story about Dunham’s Oberlin race tweets because 1) Dunham is very close in age to the students still at Oberlin, 2) she is the “voice of [...]

I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble

By: Monday February 25, 2013 12:17 pm

Just like Republican politicians should never attempt to talk about rape, Michelle Malkin should never attempt to do anything remotely calling for precision movements: After many a viewing, dies the “got a thing about Asian girls” boner… (Also, too, since she pointed this out to me)  

Sink To The Bottom With You

By: Wednesday December 19, 2012 7:25 pm

Before we get to ambulatory bile duct Michelle Malkin’s wingnut jihad against Erik Loomis based upon a willful misunderstanding of “words“, here is the Ole Perfesser joining in on the wilding: ELIMINATIONIST RHETORIC: Rhode Island prof demands NRA chief’s “head on a stick” — Then declares himself a Twitter martyr because people quoted what he [...]

Conservatives Are All Now The President Of The Internet

By: Tuesday December 11, 2012 11:48 am

Over at Michelle Malkin’s Twitter-Twatting ForTweakers they are high-fiving and chest-bumping and dick-tapping (don’t ask) – and doing other things that are equally painful to watch when white people do them – over their incredible super cool beans year on the internet where they CRUSHED their enemies and pwnd social media and now they control [...]

Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!

By: Tuesday November 6, 2012 12:18 am

Hey kids! Who is up for some election day hijinks! Yeah? Really? You are? Okay, let’s do this thing! It seems that the Teabaggers got  a little more organized this year, outside of recruiting pro-rapey candidates, and they up and  formed themselves a Concerned White Citizens Council-y thing charged with sittin’ around on their hoverounds [...]

A Decade Of Hijinks, Tomfoolery & Basset Poop

By: Wednesday September 19, 2012 12:06 am

As of today, September 19 in the Year of Our Tebow 2012, I have been “blogging” for ten (10) years. Yay me. Sprung from the blogger incubator that was Salon’s Table Talk, I was at my own popsicle stand for the first five years before settling in here at the FDL mothership. During my time [...]

Mitt Romney’s War On Fap-Americans

By: Friday September 14, 2012 12:30 pm

Having alienated the poors, blahs, olds, browns, gayz, wimmens, youngs, and unions, Mitt Romney is now attempting to throw his largest constituency (middle-aged white men who look at their wives and don’t see a busty MILF cheerleader/boss/teacher/furry butt-slut, so they go back to watching SportsCenter) under the bang bus: Mitt Romney’s campaign told a leading [...]

Welcome, Novice Minion Intern Trainee!

By: Tuesday April 24, 2012 1:40 pm

Oh, Hai! I see that a certain AngerBear and consort to reigning Rage-gasm Queen Michele Malkin has signed up to be an Official TBogg TwitterTwat Minion™: We should celebrate! Oh, I know…. …and reciprocate as is the custom of the land:   Oh poo. So sad…. (you can click on the screenshots to both enlarge [...]

Black People Make Michelle Malkin All Kinds Of Twitchy

By: Monday March 26, 2012 9:00 pm

Michelle Malkin’s brand new social media site has already jumped the trampoline shark by exposing themselves as exactly  the kind of  dimwitted gullible bile-drenched racists that we knew they would be when they posted a picture of gangsta not-Traymon Martin because all black people look alike, hahahaha. Here is the screenshot: Alert readers will [...]

Coloring Inside The Lines

By: Friday March 23, 2012 10:21 am

Shorter Rick Moran and Michelle Malkin and some idiot at Weasel Zippers: Yeah. It’s just like Barack Obama to side with the niggers over the killing of that black kid. What a racist… These guys were just waiting for their moment to let the ugly out, and that moment is now because this is what [...]

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