Earthbound cheerleader misfit Michelle Malkin celebrates Labor Day the the old fashioned way (besides berating husband Jesse for sitting around the house cataloging his Bakunyū collection instead of looking for a job) by pointing out the myriad ways in which union thugs are totally mean to Freedom Works employees and government employees when everyone knows [...]

Angry angry rage-imp Michelle Malkin found something else that Barack Obama did that shows that he muslim-hates the bitter clinger Jesus-y white people of Real America: President Obama used to preach that there was no “Red America” and no “Blue America,” just one America. But tonight at the memorial for the Tucson massacre victims, it [...]

Discuss this: Fucking gravity, how does it work?

Remember when WWII (The Big One…The War To End All Wars… Greatest Generation Is Go!) broke out and we locked up all of those Japanese people who snuck into America by jumping the fence in the Bering Strait? And then we had to  send them all home on that homosexual airplane Enola Gay because everyone [...]

I’m crashing on/bumping up against/being threatened at gunpoint by a deadline to go to a baseball event this afternoon, so let me see if I can wrap this one up in shiny package of stupidage. Michelle Malkin wants Todd “Not First Dude” Palin to control our borders because he built this totally awesome  foreigner-proof fence [...]

Last night some twit twittered-twatted: …and like clockwork: Also: Fakih’s cheerleaders are too busy tooting the identity politics horn to care what comes out of her mouth: Too. Meanwhile, Miss Oklahoma lost out after expressing support for Arizona’s immigration enforcement law and celebrating states’ rights: …and now the talent portion of our Pageant of Envy [...]

We haven’t been over to Angry Andy’s BigHo in some time now but it looks like they are still chalking up conservative wins and losses for  Real America based upon movie box office returns. It seems that Matt Damon’s Green Zone, which is about looking for those pesky  non-existent WMD’s,  did not do well this [...]

Since I’ve got nuttin’ and I’m tired of looking at the Cato Fellater, here’s something that makes, like,  97% of Americans feel better about themselves. I always lose it at the “S”.

Intrepid investigative hate gorgon Michelle Malkin would like to know who those nine terrorist-loving whorelawyers in the Justice Department are so that she can go peek through their windows and watch as their children eat ARUGULA while sitting at GRANITE COUNTERTOPS paid for with AMERICAN BLOOD and petrodollars.

Michelle Malkin  is personally affronted that Newsweek dressed up a Sarah Palin doll in a slutty Catholic schoolgirl costume because that is very embarrassing thing for the real Sarah Palin…. and Michelle Malkin should know. As the below video demonstrates, it is entirely possible that the Sarah Palin plastic articulated action-figure is capable of jumping [...]