Twitchy Lady To Fill Rush Limbaugh’s Enormous Gaping Openings

By: Friday March 9, 2012 12:57 am

Thoroughly unpleasant television psychotic Michelle Malkin has a new website that she created to occupy her layabout husband; maybe keep him from downloading home video onto  Pacific-Islander cheerleader fantasy porn sites. The new site, is called twitchy.com after Malkin’s unfortunate tendency to jerk spasmodically and froth at the mouth when having to repeat her order [...]

Get Thee To A Thuggery

By: Monday September 5, 2011 3:12 pm

Earthbound cheerleader misfit Michelle Malkin celebrates Labor Day the the old fashioned way (besides berating husband Jesse for sitting around the house cataloging his Bakunyū collection instead of looking for a job) by pointing out the myriad ways in which union thugs are totally mean to Freedom Works employees and government employees when everyone knows [...]

T-Shirtgate

By: Wednesday January 12, 2011 10:29 pm

Angry angry rage-imp Michelle Malkin found something else that Barack Obama did that shows that he muslim-hates the bitter clinger Jesus-y white people of Real America: President Obama used to preach that there was no “Red America” and no “Blue America,” just one America. But tonight at the memorial for the Tucson massacre victims, it [...]

Meh. Got Nothin’…

By: Wednesday December 1, 2010 8:17 am

Discuss this: Fucking gravity, how does it work?

Michelle Malkin To Get Nu-Manzanar Inspired Lady Wood

By: Thursday August 12, 2010 2:11 pm

Remember when WWII (The Big One…The War To End All Wars… Greatest Generation Is Go!) broke out and we locked up all of those Japanese people who snuck into America by jumping the fence in the Bering Strait? And then we had to  send them all home on that homosexual airplane Enola Gay because everyone [...]

Michelle Malkin to share child-stalking tips so America can stalk baby Trigger and also Justin Bieber who is soooo cute

By: Thursday May 27, 2010 12:23 pm

I’m crashing on/bumping up against/being threatened at gunpoint by a deadline to go to a baseball event this afternoon, so let me see if I can wrap this one up in shiny package of stupidage. Michelle Malkin wants Todd “Not First Dude” Palin to control our borders because he built this totally awesome  foreigner-proof fence [...]

So it is written, so it shall be done

By: Monday May 17, 2010 7:48 am

Last night some twit twittered-twatted: …and like clockwork: Also: Fakih’s cheerleaders are too busy tooting the identity politics horn to care what comes out of her mouth: Too. Meanwhile, Miss Oklahoma lost out after expressing support for Arizona’s immigration enforcement law and celebrating states’ rights: …and now the talent portion of our Pageant of Envy [...]

Hicks Nix Blix Flick

By: Monday March 15, 2010 7:06 am

We haven’t been over to Angry Andy’s BigHo in some time now but it looks like they are still chalking up conservative wins and losses for  Real America based upon movie box office returns. It seems that Matt Damon’s Green Zone, which is about looking for those pesky  non-existent WMD’s,  did not do well this [...]

Gravity Rides Everything

By: Saturday March 6, 2010 1:04 pm

Since I’ve got nuttin’ and I’m tired of looking at the Cato Fellater, here’s something that makes, like,  97% of Americans feel better about themselves. I always lose it at the “S”.

Extreme Makeover: Jihadhi Home Edition

By: Thursday February 25, 2010 7:08 am

Intrepid investigative hate gorgon Michelle Malkin would like to know who those nine terrorist-loving whorelawyers in the Justice Department are so that she can go peek through their windows and watch as their children eat ARUGULA while sitting at GRANITE COUNTERTOPS paid for with AMERICAN BLOOD and petrodollars.

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