Facepalm For The Defense

By: Tuesday June 12, 2012 9:24 pm

Accused pedophile Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer, Joseph Amendola, in his opening statement: “Jerry loves kids so much that he does things most of us wouldn’t think of doing.” So. Much. Fail.

Meltdowns & Patdowns

By: Monday June 11, 2012 7:27 am

While most of America had a fairly normal early June weekend (going to graduations, seeing movies, barbequing, having gay sex) wingnut America was hiding out in their couch forts wearing tinfoil hats and waiting for Brett Kimberlin to break into their house and steal their collectors edition copies of Braveheart. Roy has a nice recap [...]

The Silence Of The Lames

By: Friday June 8, 2012 3:02 am

As you might be aware, having seen the free-standing displays of cards and party supplies at your local Hallmark store or the massive cheap-beer pyramids constructed out of beer suitcases as you entered your local food emporium, today (Friday) is National Wingnut Shut The Fuck Up Day. A holiday tradition like no other, NW-STFU Day [...]

Look What You Guys Did

By: Wednesday May 23, 2012 3:20 pm

Educational! You should be enormously ashamed. Or amused. One of those… Probably amused. We will speak of him no more. Unless we are compelled to.

Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore

By: Sunday May 20, 2012 4:37 pm

Hi. I’m back and, no, I didn’t bring presents. So where were we? Oh yes. Recently (May 8th to be exact) I did a post on potty-mouthed golf caddy George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina who, for some reason, took offense when Sandra Fluke went on Twitter and voiced her support for a bill that [...]

Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine

By: Monday May 14, 2012 2:39 pm

According to internet futurist John Hinderaker, when it comes to Twitter-twatting, conservatives are kicking ass and taking LOL’s: The Left Is Getting Clobbered on Twitter We are in the early stages of the 2012 campaign season, with a lot of battlespace preparation going on. In the skirmishing so far, one perhaps surprising media advantage has become clear: [...]

Fake Newspaper Faked Out By Faker News Source

By: Tuesday May 8, 2012 4:55 pm

Dave Boyer of the Washington Unification End-Times Church Newsletter read this thing on Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law’s internet hobby blog about how Barack Obama was personally  transvaginal wanding lady visitors at the White Hizzouse to see if they were pregnant, possibly by Republican semen firehose Bill Johnson. Dave Boyer, who works for a Kimchee Jesus, [...]

Raped Straight

By: Sunday April 29, 2012 12:53 pm

Further evidence that Morning Zoo-type radio shows are the repositories of America’s Strategic Asshole Reserves: A radio personality in Cleveland is facing tremendous backlash after telling a father that he should get one of his male friends to rape his daughter to force her to turn straight. In response to an email from a father [...]

I Found Love On A One Way Street

By: Tuesday April 10, 2012 7:32 pm

Gawker announces that they now have a mole at Fox News who will be supplying them with all kinds of goodies to say nothing of making Roger Ailes even more paranoid than he was before, but ‘never fear!‘ says Big Brain Bryan Preston whose career arc has taken him from being Michelle Malkin’s cheerleader videographer [...]

This Is How Turner Diaries Get Started

By: Friday March 30, 2012 1:48 pm

“Racism is man’s gravest threat to man – the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason.” – Abraham J. Heschel Here is what President Barack Obama said when asked about the shooting of Trayvon Martin: “I’ve got to be careful about my statements to make sure that we’re not impairing any investigation that’s taking [...]

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