How Can I Live Without You

By: Thursday August 22, 2013 2:07 pm

Although there will be a few mini-posts this evening before I shuffle off to Buffalo (fat chance of that ever happening) I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for their continued readership, lovely emails, comments, gifts, and tax-deductible contributions to establish the Totally Awesome Museum of Shakira Animated GIF’s (gift shop opening soon!) over [...]

Filner Pulls All Nighter, No Longer Wants To Bone Anything With Boobs

By: Friday August 9, 2013 5:36 pm

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner is a real go-getter.  When he sets his mind on something, such as running for Congress or becoming the mayor of America’s seventh largest city or awkwardly propositioning any woman within yelling distance, he doesn’t take “no” for an answer no matter how hard you try to squirm out of [...]

Homewrecker Considering Another Trip To The Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

By: Tuesday July 23, 2013 11:03 am

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a  run for office again, dumb people send her money, and, in the [...]

Mayor Of Sexytown Is Too Sexy For His Town

By: Monday July 15, 2013 2:19 pm

Oh, San Diego… With your sun-kissed beaches, warm balmy nights and acres of tender and tanned young flesh just aching to be tapped, it is no wonder that, upon returning home, former Congressman turned Mayor Bob Filner has gone native and wants to sex up every lady he encounters: Calling Mayor Bob Filner “tragically unsafe [...]

Geraldo Rivera Will Not Splatter His Man Juice On Jersey

By: Friday June 7, 2013 10:08 am

Much to the dismay of bloggers, late night comedians, and LOTR fanboys,  battered knight errant and Fox orc Geraldo Rivera is keeping his sword sheathed and will not fight for the honor of the faire and delicate hande of New Jerseye: There is a scene in The Lord of the Rings where my favorite character, [...]

Loading Up The Clown Car, Gonna Go For A Ride

By: Monday June 3, 2013 9:09 am

So.  This morning: …. and, well, why not? I’m so old I remember when Pat Paulsen’s Presidential run was treated like the joke that it was… Also:

Baby Please Don’t Go

By: Wednesday May 29, 2013 9:23 am

Unwitting hubby beard and former baby harvester Michele Bachmann is calling it quits hanging ‘em up, running away, pulling the plug, hitting the road after derailing her own crazy train, and bugging out way more than usual: Representative Michele Bachmann, the Minnesota Republican who made an ill-fated run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012, [...]

Every Picture Tells A Story Don’t It

By: Thursday April 18, 2013 9:30 pm

Peggy Noonan flogging her latest (which the WSJ has graciously sheathed behind a prophylactic pay wall  so that America won’t get vodka-scented lady goo on itself):   And …… via Digby:    

Not Fade Away

By: Monday February 18, 2013 6:42 pm

I’m-a gonna tell you how it’s gonna be – Charles Hardin Holley So anyway… About a week ago I informed my lovely hostess, Jane Hamsher, that I was going to pull the plug on this Popsicle stand (AKA “pulling a billmon” although I have never come close to approaching his genius) because my real life [...]

The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her

By: Friday January 25, 2013 4:04 pm

  Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot: After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. “It’s my understanding that [...]

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