Every Picture Tells A Story Don’t It

By: Thursday April 18, 2013 9:30 pm

Peggy Noonan flogging her latest (which the WSJ has graciously sheathed behind a prophylactic pay wall  so that America won’t get vodka-scented lady goo on itself):   And …… via Digby:    

Not Fade Away

By: Monday February 18, 2013 6:42 pm

I’m-a gonna tell you how it’s gonna be – Charles Hardin Holley So anyway… About a week ago I informed my lovely hostess, Jane Hamsher, that I was going to pull the plug on this Popsicle stand (AKA “pulling a billmon” although I have never come close to approaching his genius) because my real life [...]

The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her

By: Friday January 25, 2013 4:04 pm

  Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot: After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. “It’s my understanding that [...]

Maggie, I Wish I’d Never Seen Your Face

By: Friday January 4, 2013 2:18 am

Homo-hatin’ Maggie Gallagher is hanging it up, and by ‘hanging it up’ I mean that Universal Uclick is “retiring her column“, and by ‘retiring her column’ they mean they can’t find anyone who wants to pay for the right to run Gallagher’s column anymore. So sad. Keep in mind that Uclick manages to syndicate both [...]

Kvetch And Release

By: Wednesday December 12, 2012 11:26 pm

What if sanctimonious homunculus Joe Lieberman gave a farewell address and nobody came? It was a lonely farewell for Joe Lieberman. When the senior senator from Connecticut stood to give his parting address Wednesday afternoon, just one of his colleagues, Delaware Democrat Tom Carper, was with him on the Senate floor. As Lieberman plodded through [...]

Erick Erickson Is Like A Pudgy Modern Day Gated-Community Lincoln

By: Wednesday November 14, 2012 11:39 pm

As you may have heard, there are many citizens of this fair and Godly land of ours who have, after four years of hard concentratin’ and cypherin’, just recently figured out that the President guy is a black Black Man and, HO-lee-shit! “there goes the neighborhood”, and now they want to break up the band just [...]

The Silence Of The Lames

By: Friday June 8, 2012 3:02 am

As you might be aware, having seen the free-standing displays of cards and party supplies at your local Hallmark store or the massive cheap-beer pyramids constructed out of beer suitcases as you entered your local food emporium, today (Friday) is National Wingnut Shut The Fuck Up Day. A holiday tradition like no other, NW-STFU Day [...]

Internet To Be 11% Less Stupid On Friday, 19% Less Wolverine-ish

By: Tuesday June 5, 2012 12:30 am

In an effort to call attention to some minor legal squabbles at a very low court level, Ace O’ Spades is calling upon all conservative bloggers to Shut The Fuck Up this Friday because … fuck it, seriously, I don’t know what the hell they think they’re doing but it’s hard to see any downside [...]

They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

By: Tuesday May 22, 2012 6:31 pm

Looks like my secret is out: GlossyNews.com – Are you actually planning legal action or have you decided yet? George Tierney – Oh I’m going to have legal action, yeah. I’m planning legal action against tbogg, whoever tbogg is, and I think it’s a female. Let me go back here I’ll tell you exactly who [...]

Ladyhawkes

By: Monday February 27, 2012 1:14 pm

Noticing a certain lack of lady excitement over his failing book tour/candidacy/new wife auditions, Newt Gingrich is dispatching his bird of prey/Stepford hybrid to fetch him some new gals, one of whom may become lucky Mrs Gingrich #4 if she plays her cards right and has no life-threatening diseases..at this time. The Gingrich campaign announced [...]

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