Maggie, I Wish I’d Never Seen Your Face

By: Friday January 4, 2013 2:18 am

Homo-hatin’ Maggie Gallagher is hanging it up, and by ‘hanging it up’ I mean that Universal Uclick is “retiring her column“, and by ‘retiring her column’ they mean they can’t find anyone who wants to pay for the right to run Gallagher’s column anymore. So sad. Keep in mind that Uclick manages to syndicate both [...]

Kvetch And Release

By: Wednesday December 12, 2012 11:26 pm

What if sanctimonious homunculus Joe Lieberman gave a farewell address and nobody came? It was a lonely farewell for Joe Lieberman. When the senior senator from Connecticut stood to give his parting address Wednesday afternoon, just one of his colleagues, Delaware Democrat Tom Carper, was with him on the Senate floor. As Lieberman plodded through [...]

Erick Erickson Is Like A Pudgy Modern Day Gated-Community Lincoln

By: Wednesday November 14, 2012 11:39 pm

As you may have heard, there are many citizens of this fair and Godly land of ours who have, after four years of hard concentratin’ and cypherin’, just recently figured out that the President guy is a black Black Man and, HO-lee-shit! “there goes the neighborhood”, and now they want to break up the band just [...]

The Silence Of The Lames

By: Friday June 8, 2012 3:02 am

As you might be aware, having seen the free-standing displays of cards and party supplies at your local Hallmark store or the massive cheap-beer pyramids constructed out of beer suitcases as you entered your local food emporium, today (Friday) is National Wingnut Shut The Fuck Up Day. A holiday tradition like no other, NW-STFU Day [...]

Internet To Be 11% Less Stupid On Friday, 19% Less Wolverine-ish

By: Tuesday June 5, 2012 12:30 am

In an effort to call attention to some minor legal squabbles at a very low court level, Ace O’ Spades is calling upon all conservative bloggers to Shut The Fuck Up this Friday because … fuck it, seriously, I don’t know what the hell they think they’re doing but it’s hard to see any downside [...]

They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

By: Tuesday May 22, 2012 6:31 pm

Looks like my secret is out: GlossyNews.com – Are you actually planning legal action or have you decided yet? George Tierney – Oh I’m going to have legal action, yeah. I’m planning legal action against tbogg, whoever tbogg is, and I think it’s a female. Let me go back here I’ll tell you exactly who [...]

Ladyhawkes

By: Monday February 27, 2012 1:14 pm

Noticing a certain lack of lady excitement over his failing book tour/candidacy/new wife auditions, Newt Gingrich is dispatching his bird of prey/Stepford hybrid to fetch him some new gals, one of whom may become lucky Mrs Gingrich #4 if she plays her cards right and has no life-threatening diseases..at this time. The Gingrich campaign announced [...]

Handel, Party of One? Your Cross Is Ready

By: Tuesday February 7, 2012 11:01 am

As expected, lumpen fetus-humper Karen Handel is walking away from the Susan G. Komen Foundation having laid waste to their reputation. This will allow her to avoid hearing the lamentations of the women who work there who hate her fucking guts for all of the damage she has done. Let’s just say that her lunch [...]

Zebras Are Reactionaries, Antelopes Are Missionaries

By: Monday January 2, 2012 12:14 pm

It’s a nice day here today, 72 with no clouds, so I am faced with the choice between picking through the flotsam and jetsam of Republican utterances in Iowa or I can go to the zoo (or ‘World Famous San Diego Zoo’ as all people in San Diego are contractually required to call it when [...]

Pet Sounds

By: Friday December 23, 2011 12:50 am

Sensing a sea change in his campaign (and by “sea change” we mean that the Gingrich campaign is sinking like the Edmund Fitzgerald) Newt Gingrich and his bird of prey-faced wife are going for America’s  fun couple vote because, well, what else is left in this stupid election season what with Ron Paul wrapping up [...]

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