As expected, lumpen fetus-humper Karen Handel is walking away from the Susan G. Komen Foundation having laid waste to their reputation. This will allow her to avoid hearing the lamentations of the women who work there who hate her fucking guts for all of the damage she has done. Let’s just say that her lunch [...]

It’s a nice day here today, 72 with no clouds, so I am faced with the choice between picking through the flotsam and jetsam of Republican utterances in Iowa or I can go to the zoo (or ‘World Famous San Diego Zoo’ as all people in San Diego are contractually required to call it when [...]

Sensing a sea change in his campaign (and by “sea change” we mean that the Gingrich campaign is sinking like the Edmund Fitzgerald) Newt Gingrich and his bird of prey-faced wife are going for America’s  fun couple vote because, well, what else is left in this stupid election season what with Ron Paul wrapping up [...]

We have chronicled the slow sad decline of grandmotherly Sarah Palin who was recently seen on the clearance racks at Wal-Mart. But she is not going to go away quietly and will rage rage against the coming endless Arctic night thanks to her BFF Greta Van Susteren (who loves to hang around with Sarah because [...]

Sad and unappreciated: Junior investment bankers to Wall Street: Take this job and shove it. While young bankers said they enjoy their jobs, most are dissatisfied with pay and hope to leave the field, with almost 60 percent saying they want to work in private equity, according to a survey released yesterday by headhunting firm [...]

Sad sack mumbling colostomy bag Joe Lieberman (I-Joe Lieberman) is returning the favor to Barack Obama for not kicking him in the nuts following the 2008 election by possibly not endorsing Obama which historically is the kiss of death of endorsements: Senator Joe Lieberman, a Connecticut Independent who caucuses with the Democrats, told host John [...]

I guess we will never know who John Galt is now…. How’s it doing? Well, no reporting since a week ago when it was rocking as low as $90 a day per screen. Not per showing. Per day. But worry not, six weeks after its release, it’s still showing on a million thousand …okay 32 [...]

Well now you see what you wanna be Just have your party on TV . -Blondie Rapture Statement from The Donald: “After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated [...]

Off to Hawaii early tomorrow morning to: Attend the L&T Casey’s graduation Spend a day or two on the North Shore for the Pipeline Masters See the Posies at the Pipeline Cafe (since they couldn’t quite make it here. Hmmph) …and Zippys! Political blogging will be intermittent during the week but I can already tell [...]

Having learned the hard way, the usual gang of idiots over at National Review decided to have their fundraiser before they took off on their cruise on the SS Hayek Kayak, which means that they’ll have more walking around money for duty free alcohol and cigarettes. And if you gave your last dime to NRO [...]