Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff

By: Friday April 12, 2013 3:29 pm

In case you missed it, earlier this week marked the kick-off of former Congressman and notorious cocksman Anthony Weiner’s 2013 Reputation Rehab and Sorry I Tweeted My Wang At Your Face World Tour. No, it probably won’t be coming to the Hard Rock in your city, no matter how appropriate that may seem, which is [...]

Calvin Freiburger Does Not Care For Your Vagina Bowling Name

By: Tuesday May 1, 2012 12:29 pm

Forced birth homunculus Calvin Freiburger, who is a member of the HeartBeat Teens (which is surprisingly not a sexy boy-band), wishes to express his distaste with ladies who take their vaginas out for an evening of abortion bowling: Breitbart.com’s Susan Berry reports on one of the pro-abortion movement’s more colorful fundraising ideas in recent memory: [...]

Bill O’Reilly Is Naked And Hard and Waiting For Sandra Fluke’s Call

By: Friday March 9, 2012 8:12 am

Self-gratifying screamer Bill O’Reilly has been calling and calling sexy temptress Sandra Fluke but she won’t return his creepy heavy-breathing grunting-like-an-animal late-night voicemails: Anyway, we’re having trouble tracking down just who is sending Sandra around to the media. It’s very strange. So far, the 30-year-old activist has appeared on eight national news programs where she [...]

Noted Internet Vaginologist Explains Lady Stuff To You

By: Tuesday February 28, 2012 2:25 pm

Using Craig Bannister’s pervy Sexy Lawstudent Ladies  Be All Fuckin’ All The Time erotic fantasy as a jumping off point, noted internet vaginologist Dr. Ace O’ Spades uses his meaty member to pound out a prescription for what ails the ladies lately : Average cost of the pill: $160-$600 per year. Doesn’t Planned Parenthood offer [...]

I See What You Did There

By: Monday November 7, 2011 9:20 am

MSNBC being funny this morning:     …and this wasn’t even about a new lady (#4 on your and Herman’s scorecard) coming forward and hiring grating lawyer/famewhore Gloria Allred because Cain was advertising a party in his pants. (Updated) At this moment thousands of rightwing bloggers are furiously googling Sharon Bialek’s name. She can expect [...]

Kathryn Jean Lopez Cannot In Good Conscience Have Sex With You

By: Monday August 1, 2011 8:33 pm

While President Obama was busy distracting us by making hot sexy love to centrists and six-figure commentators whose job it is to tell us what real Americans want (Hi David Gergen!) his Department of Health and Human Services started throwing around free birth control pills like they were Tic Tac’s … only these Tic Tac’s [...]

Rich Lowry Unable To Achieve Election Erection

By: Tuesday May 24, 2011 7:35 pm

  National Review’s Rich Lowry, who famously ejaculated copious amounts of his man semen all over of his sad bachelor pad at the drop of a ‘g, surveys what is left of next years Presdential models and finds them wanting and, sadly, himself  flaccid: A likable former governor and TV personality; a two-term governor with [...]

Christine O’Donnell Would Like To Tell Us A Big Secret, But Then She Would Have To Kill Us

By: Monday October 4, 2010 5:56 pm

International Woman of Mystery Christine O’Donnell knows many things. Many dark things. Things that Witchcraft Jesus whispers in her ear. Things that she is CC’d on because her relationship with Witchcraft Jesus goes back ages  to that dark day when she  sold her soul  so that her dad could realize his dream of becoming Emergency [...]

No Time To Pet The Pearl

By: Tuesday September 21, 2010 9:45 pm

Christine O’Donnell’s hands were just too darn full in 2008 for her to pleasure herself much less pleasure the mortgage company by writing them checks As for falling behind on her mortgage, O’Donnell explained: I fell behind on my mortgage. I had a pro bono client that to me was very important. I worked 18 [...]

Fred Thompson’s Cheerleader Child-Bride Wants You Guys To Be Nice

By: Wednesday September 15, 2010 9:26 pm

Everybody, and I mean everybody, is making fun of that Christine O’Donnell lady who has never held either political office or a mans ears while directing him her happy spot (oh yeah, that’s it, right there) and this general lack of respect by people who have spent the last few days pointing laughing and making [...]

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