MSNBC being funny this morning:     …and this wasn’t even about a new lady (#4 on your and Herman’s scorecard) coming forward and hiring grating lawyer/famewhore Gloria Allred because Cain was advertising a party in his pants. (Updated) At this moment thousands of rightwing bloggers are furiously googling Sharon Bialek’s name. She can expect [...]

While President Obama was busy distracting us by making hot sexy love to centrists and six-figure commentators whose job it is to tell us what real Americans want (Hi David Gergen!) his Department of Health and Human Services started throwing around free birth control pills like they were Tic Tac’s … only these Tic Tac’s [...]

  National Review’s Rich Lowry, who famously ejaculated copious amounts of his man semen all over of his sad bachelor pad at the drop of a ‘g, surveys what is left of next years Presdential models and finds them wanting and, sadly, himself  flaccid: A likable former governor and TV personality; a two-term governor with [...]

International Woman of Mystery Christine O’Donnell knows many things. Many dark things. Things that Witchcraft Jesus whispers in her ear. Things that she is CC’d on because her relationship with Witchcraft Jesus goes back ages  to that dark day when she  sold her soul  so that her dad could realize his dream of becoming Emergency [...]

Christine O’Donnell’s hands were just too darn full in 2008 for her to pleasure herself much less pleasure the mortgage company by writing them checks As for falling behind on her mortgage, O’Donnell explained: I fell behind on my mortgage. I had a pro bono client that to me was very important. I worked 18 [...]

Everybody, and I mean everybody, is making fun of that Christine O’Donnell lady who has never held either political office or a mans ears while directing him her happy spot (oh yeah, that’s it, right there) and this general lack of respect by people who have spent the last few days pointing laughing and making [...]

Because you know you want one… See below for the kind of incisive  commentary you usually have to go to The Atlantic for.