Not Fade Away

By: Monday February 18, 2013 6:42 pm

I’m-a gonna tell you how it’s gonna be – Charles Hardin Holley So anyway… About a week ago I informed my lovely hostess, Jane Hamsher, that I was going to pull the plug on this Popsicle stand (AKA “pulling a billmon” although I have never come close to approaching his genius) because my real life [...]

First They Came For The Cheese And I Said Nothing, For I Was Lactose Intolerant

By: Tuesday January 29, 2013 5:55 pm

From the Stupidest Man on The Internet Jim Hoft, we learn that jackbooted ACORN Boom-Shocka-Lakka Troops entered a small quaint family farm in Real White America and pried the guns cheese from their cold clammy hands because of the totalitarianism of microbiology: SHOCK VIDEO: Morningland Dairy Raided – Another Family Business Destroyed By Government Ruling Class [...]

Dick Cheney Healthy Enough To Resume Multi-State Killing Spree

By: Friday December 7, 2012 6:08 pm

Remorseless killer-robot Dick “Dick” Cheney wants everyone to know that he is tanned, rested, and ready to resume the indiscriminate killing of all creatures great and small: Former Vice President Dick Cheney, on the heart transplant list for nearly two years before receiving his new ticker in March, tells us that “I feel great,” and [...]

Bill Kristol Is Getting The Band Back Together Again

By: Monday August 13, 2012 2:54 am

You may remember back in late September 2001, before the smoke had even cleared in Manhattan, Bill Kristol and his buds at PNAC (including Marty Peretz, Chuck Krauthammer, Eliot Cohen, Midge Decter, Norman Podhoretz, Gary Bauer, Richard Perle, and a couple of Kagans who are like the Manson family but without the joie de vivre) [...]

Happy 4th Of July. Enjoy Your Obamapocalypse!

By: Wednesday July 4, 2012 1:12 pm

Happy 4th of July fellow commieatheistmuslinamericahaters! Here at the beach we are socked in under heavy cloud cover leaving thousands of San Diegans and interlopers from Arizona hunkered together for warmth in 63 degree weather (or “the amusement park rises bold and stark. Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist” if you are [...]

Graffiti With Punctuation

By: Saturday June 16, 2012 3:53 pm

Last Saturday night we were watching Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion (Spoiler Alert: NOT A DATE MOVIE) and we were all quite amused when a research scientist (played by Elliott Gould) explained to a muckraking “blogger” (played by Jude Law) who maintained a conspiracy blog similar to Prison Planet that: Blogging is not writing. It’s just graffiti [...]

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

By: Tuesday April 3, 2012 12:17 pm

Our old buddy David Ferguson reports: Be advised if you plan on attending the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida this summer. You can’t bring your water gun to the designated protest zones, but your concealed pistol? That’s just fine, according to an article in the Tampa Bay Times. Under Florida Statute 790.33, local municipalities [...]

All Your Jewz Are Belong To Us

By: Friday March 9, 2012 12:04 pm

Grave Robbers for Mitt!: Mormon leaders have put up a virtual firewall in their massive genealogical database to block out anyone who attempts to access the names of hundreds of thousands of Holocaust victims the church has agreed not to posthumously baptize. The move comes amid criticism that the Salt Lake City-based Church of Jesus [...]

Now Scott Walker Wants To Kill Women With Cancer

By: Friday December 16, 2011 12:53 pm

Sensing that he losing out to Rick Scott as the most horrible fucking governor in the country, Wisconsin cheesedick Scott Walker is trying to kill off some of his lady constituents because…. he’s a cheesedick: First he gutted worker’s rights, then slashed state education funding and dumbed-down sex ed. Next on Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker’s [...]

“Meatskin tango, she says. God-awful messy business that is.”

By: Sunday October 16, 2011 8:49 am

In honor of the return of The Walking Dead tonight (and it remains to be seen what effect the departure of Frank Darabont has upon the series) may I humbly suggest that you go find yourself a copy of Alden Bell’s The Reapers Are The Angels which is what you would get if you asked [...]

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