If I Should Die In A Cubicle Zone…

By: Wednesday August 31, 2011 11:29 pm

According to the old clock on the wall I’ve been at my real work desk for ….carry the three….oh, about 14 1/2 hours. My goal is to get out of here in a couple of hours, around 1-ish, because I have to be back here at 6am-ish to deal with programers on the elitist east [...]

Could It Be A Faded Rose From Days Gone By

By: Thursday August 18, 2011 11:23 pm

Take away the shipping and Snowbilly books are cheaper than firewood (click to enlarge): Not to be outdone by Mama Grizzly, Titshimmy’s book is making a run for the Borders remainders table after only eight weeks: My favorite part is eyeshop2000 pointing out that their copy is a “1st edition” because that will be important [...]

Welcome To Your New Hell

By: Saturday May 21, 2011 8:32 am

The First Family welcomes you… So you didn’t die during the night. Congratulations! Of course spending the past week maxing out your credit cards and having unprotected sex with everyone was probably a bad idea but you can take solace in the fact that your massive debt load and voracious, to say nothing of indiscriminate, [...]

“How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.”

By: Monday April 18, 2011 9:14 pm

Having been forced by the EPA to ship her signature little black dress (seen here and here and here) to the Oak Ridge National Laboratory where it will be processed and incinerated, Ann Coulter announces the release of her next to-be-remaindered-book-because-….Ann Coulter?-Really?- Who-gives-a-shit-anymore?-I-mean-really? Anyway, here is the cover, inspired by a painting of herself that  [...]

Nixonland To Open Wild Watergate Flume Ride

By: Thursday March 31, 2011 12:03 pm

For years  the Richard Nixon Library in Southern California has been treated as kind of a low-rent roadside attraction for the few who couldn’t afford the bus fare to get to the Valhalla of Wingnutdom, the Reagan Ranch up in Sanata Barbara. But if you are still interested in our second worst president, there is [...]

It’s A Radiation Vibe I’m Groovin’ On Random Ten

By: Wednesday March 16, 2011 10:53 pm

Oh. This is exciting. A United Nations forecast of the possible movement of the radioactive plume coming from crippled Japanese reactors shows it churning across the Pacific, and touching the Aleutian Islands on Thursday before hitting Southern California late Friday. Health and nuclear experts emphasize that radiation in the plume will be diluted as it [...]

Three-Headed Atomic Mutant William Saletan Advises Cautious Optimism

By: Monday March 14, 2011 11:59 pm

Maybe “experts” like William Saletan should possibly, oh, I don’t know, hold off on the “lessons learned” from the Great Japanese Meltdown until we see exactly how much of the world is gong to be destroyed first. As a west coaster, I for one look forward to the radioactive clouds and my eventual house cat [...]

For Koch Boys Who Have Considered Suicide When Nick Gillespie Ain’t Enuf

By: Wednesday February 2, 2011 3:04 pm

The American Grotesques known as the Koch brothers are finding it harder and harder to use their traditional means of communication (think tanks, Reason, bloggers at The Atlantic, etc) to convince Americans that eating and breathing industrial effluvia builds strong bodies 12 different ways, so they have turned to the more traditional methods of influence: [...]

The Great Divide

By: Tuesday January 25, 2011 7:25 pm

This minor selection from my twitter ticker or whatever it is called tells me that I was right to spend my time watching the double overtime end of Florida/Georgia instead: The “America, fuck yeah!” boilerplate leavened with the somber caveat that “the road is long and hard”, the applause breaks, the shout-outs to Very Special [...]

Michelle Obama Wants To Death Race 2000 Kill Your Fat Ass

By: Thursday January 20, 2011 8:38 am

According to some club for stupid people called the Governors Highway Safety Association (bo-ring), First Muslim bride Michelle Obama is encouraging grotesquely obese people to pry themselves out of their Medicare-funded scooter chairs and try using their legs and feet in a shuffling manner when they leave the house to go buy buckets of fried [...]

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