Maybe “experts” like William Saletan should possibly, oh, I don’t know, hold off on the “lessons learned” from the Great Japanese Meltdown until we see exactly how much of the world is gong to be destroyed first. As a west coaster, I for one look forward to the radioactive clouds and my eventual house cat [...]

The American Grotesques known as the Koch brothers are finding it harder and harder to use their traditional means of communication (think tanks, Reason, bloggers at The Atlantic, etc) to convince Americans that eating and breathing industrial effluvia builds strong bodies 12 different ways, so they have turned to the more traditional methods of influence: [...]

This minor selection from my twitter ticker or whatever it is called tells me that I was right to spend my time watching the double overtime end of Florida/Georgia instead: The “America, fuck yeah!” boilerplate leavened with the somber caveat that “the road is long and hard”, the applause breaks, the shout-outs to Very Special [...]

According to some club for stupid people called the Governors Highway Safety Association (bo-ring), First Muslim bride Michelle Obama is encouraging grotesquely obese people to pry themselves out of their Medicare-funded scooter chairs and try using their legs and feet in a shuffling manner when they leave the house to go buy buckets of fried [...]

I posted earlier that I didn’t go to the Tea Partypalooza in San Diego today because, bitter old people, yech. True to form, courtesy of K.C. Alfred, it was like a casting call for dinner theater musical based on Cocoon: According to a commenter at SignOn SanDiego: There were almost as many vendors there as [...]

Very important news from the RedState StrikeForce Action News Team: Sorry to confuse the hysteria with, you know, facts……but the rate of OSHA recordable incidents in the oil and gas extraction industry is considerably less than most industries, including retailing, libraries and tortilla manufacturing. And he has the graph to prove it, and adds: [As [...]

If the Catfood Commission gets their way, Peter Barry Lawrence will be the new face of America: Peter Barry Lawrence pointed a BB gun at a bank teller and was surprised at the amount of bravado that surged through him. He threatened to shoot anyone who followed him out. “I felt like Clint Eastwood or [...]