Closeted Gay Turtle Mitch McConnell joins the No Condom For You Lunch Bunch: Not satisfied with President Obama’s new religious accommodation, Republicans will move forward with legislation by Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO) that permits any employer to deny birth control coverage in their health insurance plans, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) said Sunday. “If [...]

When we last saw Juicebox Jesus, he and the Denver TeBroncos were being beaten like the red-headed step-children of a lesser God by the guy who bangs supermodels and the other guy who hangs out with pornstars. Combine that with serial humper Newt Gingrich’s victory in evangelical South Carolina and it seems fairly obvious the [...]

In case you couldn’t tell by a weeks worth of St. Timmy of  The Holy 3:16 articles (“What If Tim Tebow Was Muslim? … “Is Tim Tebow Gay?” …. “Who Would Win In A Fight Between Tim Tebow and Superman?”) as well as political writers trying to wrestle to the ground some Tim Tebow: America’s [...]

Tebow Resurrection and you didn’t even have to wait for Easter. Discuss…  

Today St. Timothy of Oh Poop, I Threw To The Wrong Guy…. Again faces his greatest challenge since coming to grips with having to place his hands near another man’s manparts in order to receive the ball which, I might add, is expressly forbidden in Corinthians 13: 8-10: Touch not the crack nor the sac [...]

Love the HuffPo teaser headline: Why yes he did, As Bronco’s fan sbruin noted below: How to beat the Broncos. 1) Tell your defensive ends if they go upfield past Tebow, they will be fined. 2) See #1. That’s it. If this were college, where the players are not quite as fast and not quite [...]

When we last saw God’s Son Who Can’t Throw A Spiral, Which Makes God Cry, he was celebrating Tebow Eve by dispensing presents to the good little boys of the Buffalo Bills although, upon further review, a higher authority than God (the NFL) has stepped in to make a minor correction: In a scoring change [...]

You know what would make Tim Tebow feel better right about now? Going out and getting drunk and laid.

If you thought that this years Super Bowl was going to be The Most Important Football Game Ever Played – Until They Play It Again A Year Later, well, you’re just dumb. Assuming you are reading this Sunday morning, you may well be aware that Tim “Tebow”  Tebow who is the Greatest Quarterback To Ever [...]

Blogging about tonight’s 874th Republican debate, The Guardian’s Richard Adams (via Ann Laurie at Balloon Juice): 9.16pm: Asked why he is so rubbish, Rick Perry claims that like star quarterback Tim Tebow – actually not a very good quarterback but he somehow still wins games – he can be better than he looks. “I hope [...]