Attentive reader Sean D. sends us news from afar about how afar Juicebox Jesus has a’fallen You’ll notice that the $3.58 clearance sticker is the third in a series of markdowns. In many ways, this reflects what the Jets went through on draft day when they tried to unload Timmy and found no takers. I [...]

Not even God saw this coming: One year after bringing Tim Tebow to Broadway, creating a nationwide fascination that slowly evolved into controversy, the New York Jets on Monday made the long-anticipated move of releasing one of the NFL’s most popular players. The Jets confirmed the release in a three-paragraph news release, a long way from [...]

  It is entirely possible that the announcers at today’s Super Bowl will get through the entire day without mentioning Tim Tebow. Or, put another way, he’ll be mentioned fewer times than Ray Lewis’ involvement in a murder. You may kibitz and such and such about the Super Bowl here…

Based upon the fact that Tebow has been in on only 60 more offensive snaps this year than my mom has, maybe it’s time to devote the weekly NFL post to someone seeing more on-field action such as the long-snapper for the Browns. Having said that, Tebow is making the kind of sweet side-line QB [...]

…and on the ninth week, He rested. The New York Sky Pilots are off today which means more time for church for Juicebox Jesus. Praise! In the meantime, Timmy seems to be accepting The Role that God has planned for him: Tim Tebow developing close relationship with Jets’ special teams coordinator, Mike Westhoff Tebow was [...]

Today the most overrated player and the second most overrated player in the NFL will take on Lauren Tannehill’s husband’s team in American non-metric futbol. Also. Too. …Tebow has become irrelevant with the New York Jets, despite all that talk this summer about how Rex Ryan and Tony Sparano might use him. In the past [...]

All you need to know about why the Jets have not turned to God’s Less Magical Son to save them from Non-Playoff Hell can be seen in this weeks quarterback ratings: Mark Sanchez is the Hellbeast. Don’t think for a minute that Juicebox Jesus hasn’t noticed this…. Have it, you guys.  

Skip Bayless confesses to a love/hate relationship with Juicebox Jesus: The God’s truth: I never much cared for Tebow when he played at Florida. I met him at last year’s Super Bowl, and interviewed him, only because he requested the session. I do not stay in touch with him. I’ve criticized him on air several [...]

  Since God’s more athletic son won’t be playing the football until Monday night, there will be no Teblood on this fine Sunday. However feel free to drunkenly ramble on in the comments about your own sucky sports team or whatever because Sunday is family fun-day or something or other.

Lil Timmy may get some more playing time this week against the Niners because, well, we’ll let former professional sport scribe and current dazzling suburbanite and political wordsmith Charlie Pierce explain it all to you: As I mentioned earlier, the NFL has de-scabbified itself, which means there will be actual football to bet on… er… [...]