When we last saw God’s Son Who Can’t Throw A Spiral, Which Makes God Cry, he was celebrating Tebow Eve by dispensing presents to the good little boys of the Buffalo Bills although, upon further review, a higher authority than God (the NFL) has stepped in to make a minor correction: In a scoring change [...]

You know what would make Tim Tebow feel better right about now? Going out and getting drunk and laid.

If you thought that this years Super Bowl was going to be The Most Important Football Game Ever Played – Until They Play It Again A Year Later, well, you’re just dumb. Assuming you are reading this Sunday morning, you may well be aware that Tim “Tebow”  Tebow who is the Greatest Quarterback To Ever [...]

Blogging about tonight’s 874th Republican debate, The Guardian’s Richard Adams (via Ann Laurie at Balloon Juice): 9.16pm: Asked why he is so rubbish, Rick Perry claims that like star quarterback Tim Tebow – actually not a very good quarterback but he somehow still wins games – he can be better than he looks. “I hope [...]

Lest you think that God is spending all of His time working with Tim Tebow on his footwork and release, well, no He’s not. Because He is omnipotent, God also finds time to help those who wish to help themselves (but not libertarians – because they’re dicks) and it appears He has been a very [...]

And on the pedestal these words appear: “My name is Elway, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” As much as I am looking forward to next week’s ultimate battle between good (Tim Tebow) and evil (Bill Belichick) , I am looking forward even more to yet another week of deep [...]

Saint Timothy of The 48% Completion Rate takes on the Cutler-less, Forte-less Chicago Bears today who managed to roll up a whopping 181 net yards against Kansas City last week en route to three, count’em, three (3) points. If the Bears  could be beaten by  KC’s Tyler Palko (who has the distinction of having once [...]

What ‘pnwed’ was to The Golden Age of Warcraft Nerdery,  being ‘pierced‘ or  ‘gave it a good piercing‘ will be to bloggy media criticism in honor of Mr. Charles P. Pierce who makes “I done stomped that sucker flat” look like puppy-snuggling Yes, if you are unusually dim, or unusually badly read, or four years [...]

As you can see (and may have heard), things are going great guns for St. Timothy of the Wobbly Underthrown Pass. He is 5-1 since taking over from Orton the Castoff, and there have even been rumors of MVP consideration. It truly is an almost-but-not-quite-there Christmas miracle. Today he will face the Vikings who have [...]

Brother Timothy Tebow’s Traveling Miracle and Cut-Rate Circumcision Road Show rolls into town this week and His Heavenly Father has blessed San Diego with more beautiful than usual weather in anticipation of this heavenly event. Now that Kyle Orton has been cast from DenverEden, God will be particularly protective of Timmy because, Notre Dame or [...]