Second Verse, Worse As The First

By: Monday October 15, 2012 10:18 am

I bet you woke up this morning wondering, “Hey. How did Atlas Shrugged Part II: The Sequeling do at the box office this weekend?”. Then you probably got distracted and went in search of Pop-Tarts and, what kind of Communist asshole buys strawberry Pop-Tarts without the icing? Might as well eat some fucking quinoa with [...]

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Liar

By: Sunday September 2, 2012 8:05 pm

Paul Krugman on the Rosie Ruiz Republican: Obviously nobody cares how fast Mr. Ryan can run, and even his strange marathon misstatement wouldn’t be worth talking about in isolation. What makes this incident so striking is, instead, the way it resonates with the essential Rosie-Ruizness of Mr. Ryan’s whole political persona, which is built around [...]

Atlas Volunteered

By: Tuesday July 17, 2012 11:29 am

Atlas Shrugged, The Book: “He knew no weapons but to pay for what he wanted, to give value, to ask nothing of nature without trading his effort in return, to ask nothing of men without trading the product of his effort.” -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, Part 1, Ch. 10 Atlas Shrugged II, The Movie: VOLUNTEERS [...]

The Obscure Charm Of The Plutocracy

By: Sunday July 8, 2012 7:08 pm

..and here is what Mitt Romney’s people will be attempting to defuse on Monday after Mitt’s Hamptonspalooza: A New York City donor a few cars back, who also would not give her name, said Romney needed to do a better job connecting. “I don’t think the common person is getting it,” she said from the [...]

Jesus Of Galt’s Gulch

By: Sunday April 8, 2012 3:00 pm

Jesus H. Christ once said: “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” Flatulent Jesus walrus Rick Warren tells Jesus to fuck all that noise: WARREN:  Well, certainly the Bible says we are to care about the [...]

Tomorrow’s Blog Cycle, Today

By: Friday March 23, 2012 8:25 am

With The Hunger Games opening today* and expected to make $100 billion kajillion dollars, you can expect at least thirty to forty posts next week by conservative bloggers claiming the film as their own since it has been a long dry spell for them since Mel Gibson’s Jesus snuff-porn and they can’t convince us of [...]

Brother Bobo’s Missionary & Temperance Expeditionary Force

By: Tuesday January 31, 2012 1:19 pm

To the surprise of virtually no one, Courtier to the Elitists (the elitist class lets him pretend he’s one of them because of that purty way he uses his tongue) David Brooks is quite taken with Charles Murray’s “Oh Great. Now The Fucking White Trash Is Acting Like The Coloreds” : I’ll be shocked if [...]

Rand Paul: Drama Queen Or Secret Terrorist?

By: Monday January 23, 2012 11:21 am

Toilet-obsessed Rand Paul set off a metal detector at the Nashville airport this morning (possibly because he has too much iron in his poop) while on his way to attend a Forced Pregnancy rally (or as we call it: A Flock O’ K-Lo’s)  and, to continue the theme, he proceeded to lose shit having his [...]

Mitt Romney Will Get The Government Out Of Our Government

By: Monday January 16, 2012 7:24 pm

One of the important things that we have learned from  Mitt Romney on this, his fifth attempt to land one of those sweet civil service job, is that corporations are people. It is true, in fact, that most corporations exhibit more lifelike or “human” qualities than Mitt Romney; something the engineers at the Tyrell Corporation [...]

A Butthurt As Big As The Ritz

By: Tuesday December 20, 2011 4:32 pm

Scenes from an abused billionaires support group: Jamie Dimon, the highest-paid chief executive officer among the heads of the six biggest U.S. banks, turned a question at an investors’ conference in New York this month into an occasion to defend wealth. “Acting like everyone who’s been successful is bad and because you’re rich you’re bad, [...]

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