Scenes From A Maul 2012

By: Sunday November 11, 2012 11:56 pm

Courtesy of the Great and Mysterious billmon: Thanks to GWPDA

Mark 8:36 For The Romney Soul

By: Saturday November 10, 2012 12:48 pm

Gary Wills (with the deepest cut bolded): Barry Goldwater, after his massive defeat, stayed true enough to his principled conservatism that the modern Republican Party was a beneficiary of his legacy—a beneficiary but not the determiner of that legacy. It was Goldwater himself who told the heir to his influence, Richard Nixon, that it was [...]

Gallup X and H. Rap Quinnipiac

By: Friday October 5, 2012 12:22 am

According to the “abnormal pocket originating in the skin that usually contains hair, skin debris and other abnormal tissue which is located near the tailbone at the top of the cleft of the buttocks and is known to cause pain and discharges”, and that is also known as Rush Limbaugh, American cities will be on [...]

Blahs And Browns To Form Scary Legion Of America Doom

By: Monday September 17, 2012 2:30 pm

Nestled amongst the very candid comments made by the GOP’s Wortstest Presidential Nominee Evah™, Mitt Romney, where he said that every single person who has ever voted for a Democrat ever is a strapping young buck senior citizen gimmee gimmee moocher who buys t-bones with food stamps and then carts them away to their government-subsidized [...]

Let’s Get Drunk With Ann Romney – The Drinkening

By: Tuesday August 28, 2012 3:47 pm

Tonight is the night when Ann Romney, who is just like Martha Stewart but without the girlish flirtatiousness, will take her case to You People about why You People should vote for You People’s next president who will be…  shuffles papers… double checks.. oh, yes, that guy she sleeps with: Carlo the Pool Boy Mitt [...]

Obama Is Cockblocking Blue Collar Dudes From Mitt Romney’s Manlove

By: Friday August 10, 2012 1:08 pm

Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law is very very disappointed in alleged lady assassin Mitt “Mitt” Romney’s allegedly well-oiled operation because it seems to be allegedly completely unprepared to explain itself/manage crises effectively/anticipate attacks/counter-attack and wage all-out war. It should be noted at this time that, despite these failings, Matt Continetti doesn’t think they should preclude Mitt Romney [...]

Noblesse Oblige Is For You People

By: Thursday July 19, 2012 9:13 am

Snooty Horse Princess Ann Romney does not like it when You People expect things of Her Family. Stop it, You People: Anne Romney, the wife of GOP hopeful Mitt Romney, on Thursday insisted that she and her husband would not be giving voters any more information about their tax returns because they had “given all [...]

Building My Own Coffin

By: Tuesday July 17, 2012 10:51 am

Coffins are for people, my friends.

R-Money & Jin-Dallahs

By: Monday July 16, 2012 4:28 pm

Mitt Romney’s Very Bad Incredibly Horrible Fucking Awful Week ended yesterday (although the hits just keep on coming) but that hasn’t kept his campaign from doing their job and continually playing Marry, Fuck, or Kill? with the base in an effort to find just the right kind of sugar that will make the Mitt go [...]

If You’ve Lost Bill Kristol, Well You’re Actually Probably Better off

By: Sunday July 15, 2012 12:57 pm

Bill Kristol, author of You Should Invade Iraq, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? and You Should Pick Sarah Palin, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? has some advice for Team Butthurt, also known as the Romney camp, about their man’s taxey returney problem: Weekly Standard editor Bill Kristol on Sunday called on presumptive Republican presidential nominee [...]

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