Little Pink Houses

By: TBogg Tuesday February 7, 2012 4:59 pm

Since I have been working the Komen beat almost exclusively, I have been remiss in pointing out that I fear that Barack Obama will in all likelihood be facing a socially maladroit charisma-challenged gaffe-prone filthy rich religious cultist who claims to be middle-class and unemployed, holds no deeply held belief that couldn’t be swayed by [...]

Those Strapping Young Bucks And Their Drying Machines

By: TBogg Sunday January 29, 2012 6:18 pm

Hot on the heels of Charles Murray’s upcoming The Rich Man’s Burden: Civilizing The Savages fellow AEI’er [coughwingnutwelfarerecipientcough] James Q Wilson takes to the pages of Fred Hiatt’s Rich Folk’s Etch-a-Sketch page to wave his hands around and deflect deflect deflect people’s attention away from the American Romney Class by pointing out that you’re just [...]

Mitt Romney Forgot To Mention Loose Change In Car Ashtray

By: TBogg Thursday January 26, 2012 1:38 pm

Cash rich but personality poor Mitt Romney is probably going to have to fire someone today which will probably give him a boner or something. It seems that when he filed his personal financial statement his “people” forgot to include information about a few silly little Christmas Club accounts he had stashed away in tropical offshore [...]

Mitt Romney’s Swiss Miss

By: TBogg Monday January 23, 2012 10:35 pm

It was bad enough when it came out that Mitt Romney had off-shored money in the Grand Caymans which reeks of crooked businessman/mobster/evil genius who will eventually blow up the world with a laser from a space-based platform unless his demands are met (and let’s not put that past Mitt just yet). But this…. this [...]

Mitt Romney Will Probably Never Be Live At The Apollo

By: TBogg Thursday January 19, 2012 9:32 pm

Watch Barack Obama at the Apollo Theater and try to imagine Mitt Romney acting like a real human being like this Some genius in the Romney brain trust is probably looking for the proper venue for Mitt to bust out into Donny Osmond’s Puppy Love which will only open up the Mitt’s dog-on-roof problem. Newt [...]

He’s Got The Saints And Apostles Backin’ Up From Behind.

By: TBogg Tuesday January 17, 2012 7:08 pm

In honor of American Censorship Day, here is Tuesday nights Romney post for a post-SOPA World I’ve censored the following, in protest of a bill that gives any corporation and the US government the power to censor the internet–a bill that could pass THIS WEEK. To see the uncensored text, and to stop internet censorship, [...]

Mitt Romney Will Get The Government Out Of Our Government

By: TBogg Monday January 16, 2012 7:24 pm

One of the important things that we have learned from  Mitt Romney on this, his fifth attempt to land one of those sweet civil service job, is that corporations are people. It is true, in fact, that most corporations exhibit more lifelike or “human” qualities than Mitt Romney; something the engineers at the Tyrell Corporation [...]

Never Mind The Details, Here’s The Bollocks

By: TBogg Thursday January 12, 2012 9:58 pm

John Hinderaker is just cold babbling again: The Left is carrying out a coordinated attack on Mitt Romney’s business career. One sees exactly the same allegations, often phrased identically, whether you look at the Daily Kos, the Associated Press, Slate or Think Progress, or listen to Newt Gingrich or Rick Perry. Welcome to the Professional [...]

Leave The Debt, Take The Cannoli

By: TBogg Wednesday January 11, 2012 11:54 pm

So you own a struggling restaurant with a liquor license but you’re barely making payroll and the banks don’t want to give you any money to fix up the joint because restaurants are a notoriously bad bet. Hearing of your troubles, the local swarthy gentleman of means offers to make you a loan at the [...]

Attacking Mitt Romney’s Money Is Now A High-Tech Blood-Libel Witch Hunt

By: TBogg Monday January 9, 2012 12:01 pm

I hope you realize that by pointing out that Mitt Romney made his fortune by buying companies, running up enormous debt, looting their pension funds, taking huge consulting fees, and then bankrupting the companies leaving thousands unemployed, their lives and families and communities shattered …. you are blood-libeling his One True Religion and it’s not [...]

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