Such a click-bait post heading. For those looking for their “Kate Upton’s boobs”, they’re down there. No lower. Oh, fine…. here, lazy housewife-type person. There is a copious amount of water falling from the sky complemented by atmospheric electrical discharges which are in turn followed by sky booms happening in San Diego right now which [...]

Rude Pundit is being rude: Ann Romney has lived a privileged, pampered life and she has done nothing that anyone would associate with a “job,” and that includes her stay-at-home mothering, readily assisted by nannies and servants. She has a degree in French from Harvard and her major activity is dressage (which, apparently, is some [...]

Conservatives are working themselves up into another one of their poutrage lathers because Hilary Rosen said something truthful, and hence, mean about Ann Romney whom Mitt Romney has recently tried to pass off as I’m Every Woman because Mitt has lady problems outside the home and they’re not the buy-your-mistress-a-bauble-to-make-it-go-away kind. What Rosen said: “What [...]

If one is to believe the slow drip of rumors, Santorum is reportedly heading for the exit after having been squeezed out by Mitt Romney: There is a “very good likelihood” Rick Santorum is dropping out, according to an aide to the campaign. Chris Godbey, who ran Santorum’s Mississippi campaign, said that the campaign had [...]

CoMITTy tonight: At the outset of the call, Romney said he has some connections to Wisconsin. “One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors …  They had a factory in Michigan, and they had a factory in [...]

Looks like I picked a bad day to go outside and play (busy all afternoon, then going to see Cults -those guys above – tonight), since this morning has bestowed upon us a virtual cornucopia of material. But, before I rush out the door, Jonah Goldberg-style, here is a collection of wonderfulness that might just [...]

Non-self aware Mormon cyborg Mitt Romney was in Chicago on Monday and campaign advisers got him to say “a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline”. This “amusement thing ” or “joke” was about how kids these days are totally “whack” if they vote for Democrats  [...]

Ann Romney, who once blew a bundle on prototype Stepford husband Mitt v1.0, does not know what tomorrow will bring in this crazy topsy-turvy now-you-see-it now-you-don’t world that all of the rest of us live in: “We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing, it [...]

Hey look! Mitt Romney is fudging stuff again: When Mitt Romney regaled a Michigan audience this week with childhood memories of a landmark moment in Detroit history, it was a rare instance of emotional candour. And, perhaps, an even rarer example of time travel. Romney recalled he was “probably 4 or something like that” the [...]

Since I have been working the Komen beat almost exclusively, I have been remiss in pointing out that I fear that Barack Obama will in all likelihood be facing a socially maladroit charisma-challenged gaffe-prone filthy rich religious cultist who claims to be middle-class and unemployed, holds no deeply held belief that couldn’t be swayed by [...]