R-Money Iz In The Hizzouse

By: Wednesday July 11, 2012 11:55 am

This did not happen today when Romney spoke to the NAACP …but it should have Word to your mother’s dressage horse.

Après Bain, le déluge

By: Wednesday July 11, 2012 12:11 am

There is a part of me that wishes that the drip drip drip of tales of Mitt Romney’s American Workers Trail of Tears for  had started trickling out after the late August Republican nominating convention because A) they would have been stuck with him and B) less time to do damage control before the November [...]

Beehive State Congressguy Thinks You Should Mind Your Own Beeswax

By: Tuesday July 10, 2012 11:46 am

Jason Chaffetz (R-BYU) thinks you should mind your own fucking business when it comes to how much money Mitt Romney has because Mitt Romney is  A VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN  who pays the minimum amount of taxes that he has to (depending upon whichever foreign locale he stashes his monies) and also Mitt does a lot [...]

The Obscure Charm Of The Plutocracy

By: Sunday July 8, 2012 7:08 pm

..and here is what Mitt Romney’s people will be attempting to defuse on Monday after Mitt’s Hamptonspalooza: A New York City donor a few cars back, who also would not give her name, said Romney needed to do a better job connecting. “I don’t think the common person is getting it,” she said from the [...]

The Romney Boathouse Is A Lot Nicer Than That Dump You Live In

By: Monday July 2, 2012 12:59 pm

La Famiglia Romney has migrated to their Northern Compound in New Hampshire (because who wants to be in La Jolla in July? Ick) for summertime hijinks and they are having awesome compulsory family fun because Mitt and Ann are all patriarchal/matriarchal that way: This weekend, Mitt Romney is starting his annual summer vacation on his [...]

Cato Guy Thinks You Guys Are Lazy And Stupid

By: Friday June 22, 2012 11:38 am

The Washington Post has an article this morning pointing out that Mitt Romney just likes to fire Americans every chance he gets and ship their jobs to overseas where people make like four cents a day and then Mitt pockets the difference so he can buy expensive dancing horses for Ann his bored wife. The [...]

In France They Kiss On Main Street, For Pete’s Sake! I Can’t Go There…

By: Monday June 18, 2012 3:04 pm

My Little Expensive Pony collector Ann Romney, in her very humble common-sense typical-mom kind of way of speaking, wants you to know that she and Mitt will not be spending as much time off-shore as their money and the Obamas do: Ann Romney, the wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, said Monday that she [...]

Ann Romney Sending Her Horse-Slave To Europe To Pillage For Gold

By: Tuesday June 12, 2012 4:21 pm

Like most typical American housewives, Ann Romney has a hobby that helps her to fill the lonely hours while, like Sheena Easton, she waits for that evening train to bring her baby back again to find her waiting for him. And while your hobby may be collecting Beanie Babies or scrap-booking or seeing how many [...]

Narc This

By: Thursday June 7, 2012 1:46 pm

Baking In The Sun

By: Wednesday June 6, 2012 11:41 pm

I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake, I can’t have you getting baked on my beach: Four years ago, when he was just a well-heeled civilian in search of a quiet beach house, Mr. Romney paid $12 million for a three-bedroom Spanish-style villa with unobstructed views of the Pacific and a rich history: Maureen O’Connor, [...]

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