The New Scott Brown Will Not Destroy His House If You Give Him Money

By: Thursday May 9, 2013 11:39 am

Gabriel Gomez, who is the Republican nominee for the Senate in Massachusetts and is also an actual brown Scott Brown, has a very lovely house in Cohasset which he could have totally screwed-up with a ginormous mural of ghost Ronald Reagan dressed as Uncle Sam strangling Mother Communist Russia but he didn’t because the government [...]

Pink Mail

By: Monday May 6, 2013 12:05 pm

When we last saw non-profit lamprey Nancy Brinker she was busy overseeing the destruction of the well-oiled Pink Machine of Fraud that she created known as the Susan G.Komen Foundation. Well, Komen hasn’t bounced back from that fiasco, but that doesn’t mean that Brinker couldn’t divert a few more dollars that could have gone to [...]

Tramp Stamps

By: Thursday May 2, 2013 1:32 am

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Creepy Twins Will Own Your Ass With Their Fantasy Internet Nerd Money

By: Thursday April 11, 2013 1:51 pm

Obnoxious twin uber-yuppie bros, Winklevii 1 & Winklevii 2, are going all in (just like Chris Hayes!) on the latest get-rich-quick scam financial opportunity since tens of thousands of men quit their cubicle-monkey jobs to stay home and be “day traders”, where they sucked all of the equity out their homes to invest in such [...]

Atlas Shanked

By: Tuesday January 22, 2013 8:12 pm

Local boy made good Phil Mickelson made some off-hand comments (which he has since taken a mulligan on) about how The Socialism is taking all of his money and probably blowing it on food for The Poors instead of worthwhile things like, for example, the city owned municipal course where he honed his skills as [...]

Playing The Odds

By: Saturday January 19, 2013 11:28 am

Today is Gun Appreciation Day: a day when people of modest means will spend hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars on more guns for their personal arsenal because they believe, no – they know – that there is a greater chance that the government will be coming after them for some reason or another than [...]

Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout

By: Tuesday January 15, 2013 7:52 pm

Kudos to Xenos at Reading Is For Snobs for finding this graphic from the Wall Street Journal portraying the devastation inflicted upon The Poors in post-Fiscal Cliff Obama Socialism Nation: I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a married couple with four kids living on a mere $650,000 a year  with [...]

Mittenfreude

By: Thursday November 8, 2012 8:08 pm

mittenfreude- the pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Mitt Romney You’re soaking in it: They just couldn’t believe they had been so wrong. And maybe they weren’t: There was Karl Rove on Fox saying Ohio wasn’t settled, so campaign aides decided to wait. They didn’t want to have to withdraw their concession, like Al Gore [...]

Star Parker Kind Of Knows That Guy Who Got Shot The Other Day So You Should Probably Give Her Some Of Your Money

By: Saturday August 18, 2012 4:54 pm

Star Parker is this lady who used to steal stuff and had four abortions and was on the welfare until one day Jesus talked to her and told her to “knock that shit off, and quit with your stealin’ and abortin’ and welfarin’ ways and get yourself a real job”.  And after Jesus talked to [...]

Danny Tarkanian Has Many Black Acquaintances Who Are Ballers

By: Tuesday August 14, 2012 12:48 pm

Last name dependent Danny Tarkanian, son of towel-sucking cheater Jerry, is running for a house seat representing Las Vegas and he knows all about The Souls Of Black Folk and has many black friends unlike his opponent, the moderately dusky-hued Steven Horsford: Danny Tarkanian, a Republican House candidate in Nevada, accused his Democratic opponent, Steven [...]

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