We Bled Inside Each Other’s Wounds

By: Saturday July 21, 2012 2:26 pm

While I understand the need for people to come together in the aftermath of tragedies like the Aurora shooting with candlelight vigils, impromptu memorials, and mass community services, I found this gesture by the major studios to ring a little hollow: Following reports that Warner Brothers would not be releasing box office reports as an [...]

Atlas Volunteered

By: Tuesday July 17, 2012 11:29 am

Atlas Shrugged, The Book: “He knew no weapons but to pay for what he wanted, to give value, to ask nothing of nature without trading his effort in return, to ask nothing of men without trading the product of his effort.” -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, Part 1, Ch. 10 Atlas Shrugged II, The Movie: VOLUNTEERS [...]

To The Manor Barn

By: Wednesday July 11, 2012 6:52 pm

In our continuing series about how everything that the Romneys have is so much better than anything that you will ever have, we present the house that Ann Romney’s Pop n Lock Pony lives in: Looks like somebody is a member of the Lucky Oversized Syringe Full O’ Horse Sperm Club…

I Got Dem Ol’ Fin de Siècle Blues Again, Mama

By: Saturday June 9, 2012 2:16 pm

Recently Ben Bradlee’s fading trophy-wife Sally Quinn stumbled out of her Labyrinth of Deep Thinking (where she had been communing with God over a pitcher of  Minotaur Mojitos) only to discover that The World As She Knew It had  gone straight to hell in a Gucci handbag. Her own private  fin de siècle officially occurred [...]

Scott Brown Is Cool With America Buying Slutpills For His Daughters

By: Tuesday May 1, 2012 9:05 am

Retired stripper Scott Brown does not care for Nobummercare, no-siree-bob he does not, voting to deathpanel it three (3!) times. But until the Roberts Court finishes having its way with the Affordable Care Act in their basement sextorture clubhouse before leaving its abused and battered body in a roadside ditch, Scott Brown is making sure [...]

Golddiggers & Trophy Wives

By: Wednesday April 18, 2012 5:47 pm

Per Digby, smart person because she wears glasses SE Cupp explains why Ann Romney is the Mormon Anna Nicole Smith: Progressives like Hilary Rosen, who lambasted Ann Romney on economic issues for being a stay-at-home mom, would presumably prefer women to be dependent on the state for health care and housing . But by marrying [...]

Jesus Of Galt’s Gulch

By: Sunday April 8, 2012 3:00 pm

Jesus H. Christ once said: “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” Flatulent Jesus walrus Rick Warren tells Jesus to fuck all that noise: WARREN:  Well, certainly the Bible says we are to care about the [...]

NY Times Is Being Racist Against NOM’s Opposite Marriage Race War

By: Thursday April 5, 2012 6:28 pm

Sentient butt plug Brian Brown of the National Organization Marriage is all shrieky and pissy today because the New York Times was talking shit about his proposal to start a Homos vs. Browns race war (probably just Ron Christie endlessly punching himself in the face for all of eternity) so he sent a out a Very [...]

Easy Komen, Easy Goen

By: Thursday March 22, 2012 6:46 pm

The Susan G. Komen ladies are still feeling the aftereffects of the Karen Handel Flu The Coop And Left Them Holding The Bag and they’re losing money and people hand-over-fist: Fallout from the Planned Parenthood controversy continues at the Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation, with several executives at headquarters and affiliates departing, questions [...]

Mitt Romney’s Hobo Wife May Have To Live Out Of One Of Her Cadillacs Someday

By: Monday March 5, 2012 3:51 pm

Ann Romney, who once blew a bundle on prototype Stepford husband Mitt v1.0, does not know what tomorrow will bring in this crazy topsy-turvy now-you-see-it now-you-don’t world that all of the rest of us live in: “We can be poor in spirit, and I don’t even consider myself wealthy, which is an interesting thing, it [...]

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