A Tri-Cornered Sombrero Is A Very Hard Thing To Find

By: Thursday February 21, 2013 12:13 pm

Now that the Tea Party has taken on a Latin Lover (Sr. Ted Cruz who is muy suave) they have come to the realization that they need some additional compañeros of the mochachino hue to help reanimate the old white dude Tea Party corpse, and you know what that means? Road trip! The Tea Party group that [...]

One Million Moms Are Pretty Fucking Tired Of Your Filthy Fucking Mouth

By: Thursday February 7, 2013 12:55 pm

One Million Moms (which is not really one million moms but instead is a mailing list of a few thousand Jesus ladies who take time out from reading 50 Shades of Grey while sitting on their warm and vibrate-y running dryers to write occasional emails to various corporations accusing them of making lesbians of us all [...]

The First Rule of AIPAC Is There Is No AIPAC

By: Monday January 7, 2013 11:11 am

To the surprise of virtually no one, mercenary rentboy Lanny Davis has been retained in the war (Jewhad?) 0n Chuck Hagel: I believe a president — Republican or Democrat — almost always deserves to have the Cabinet that he wishes, with the bar very, very high to oppose his choice. Thus, there should be heavy [...]

Annual “Last Chance For A Ménage à Trois This Year” Post

By: Monday December 31, 2012 5:14 pm

  Well 2012 could have gone better but look at it this way: you’re here and Andrew Breitbart isn’t, so it could have gone a whole hell of a lot worse. Woot! High five! Terrorist fist bump! Thanks to all of my weird little internet friends for popping by and wasting time here when you [...]

Supreme Court Is Cool With Jesus Scrapbooking Ladies Slutting It Up

By: Thursday December 27, 2012 9:24 am

The Supreme Court on Wednesday told the owners of a chain of Jesus bookstores as well as the owners of the very exciting sounding Hobby Lobby Stores that they have to provide their lady employees with whore pills and probably strawberry-flavored lube as per President Obangyu X Bootycall’s mandatory sex Rx: The U.S. Supreme Court [...]

Waiting For The End Of The World

By: Thursday December 20, 2012 9:36 am

In anticipation of tomorrows Mayan Apocalypse:

Blood In The Imperial Ballroom (Updated)

By: Tuesday December 18, 2012 10:48 am

Coming soon to the scene of the slaughter near you: A gun show is scheduled in the vicinity of Newtown, Conn., in a few weeks. Big Al’s Gun Shows is bringing its traveling firearms market to the Crown Plaza hotel in Danbury, 13 miles from Newtown, on Jan. 5 and 6. According to Big Al’s [...]

Conservatives Are All Now The President Of The Internet

By: Tuesday December 11, 2012 11:48 am

Over at Michelle Malkin’s Twitter-Twatting ForTweakers they are high-fiving and chest-bumping and dick-tapping (don’t ask) – and doing other things that are equally painful to watch when white people do them – over their incredible super cool beans year on the internet where they CRUSHED their enemies and pwnd social media and now they control [...]

The Harmonic Convergence Of Derp

By: Sunday December 2, 2012 6:41 pm

Tebow loves me, this I know. The World’s Dumbest “Journalist” joins the World’s Dumbest “News” Site: Matthew Boyle, the investigative journalist who has been lauded for his work on President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder’s Fast and Furious scandal, has joined Breitbart News. He is seen a rising star among center-right journalists, and [...]

Brothers From Another Slightly Similar Mother

By: Tuesday November 27, 2012 1:40 pm

Needless to say (but I’ll say it anyway) the fact that Chinese Communist Party’s People’s Daily (which is like the Huffington Post but with fewer Miley Cyrus sideboob shots) applauded The Onion for selecting North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un (not shown above) as the Sexiest Man Alive validates the editorial position of Breitbart.com that [...]

Toss Me A Bone Advertisement

Close