Tebow loves me, this I know. The World’s Dumbest “Journalist” joins the World’s Dumbest “News” Site: Matthew Boyle, the investigative journalist who has been lauded for his work on President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder’s Fast and Furious scandal, has joined Breitbart News. He is seen a rising star among center-right journalists, and [...]

Needless to say (but I’ll say it anyway) the fact that Chinese Communist Party’s People’s Daily (which is like the Huffington Post but with fewer Miley Cyrus sideboob shots) applauded The Onion for selecting North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un (not shown above) as the Sexiest Man Alive validates the editorial position of Breitbart.com that [...]

After Amazon’s Magical Affinity Algorithms decided I might like some Romney/Ryan beer koozies… I thought I would check out some of their other great deals since holiday shopping starts just minutes after you have trampled somebody to death in search of a cheap flatscreen at Walmart on Friday morning at 3AM. Let’s go shopping! There [...]

How are you gonna keep them down on the farm once they have been hyp-mo-tized by The Great and Mysterious Obamaton? Well you’re not and Tea Party Genius Chip “Chip” Rogers has got the video that proves that you may have left Possum Squat, West Virginia to become an urban layabout sheeple via the Magic [...]

I have been considerably out of the loop as of late (what with the demands of my running-dog lackey capitalist real life) but I am pleased to see that the media have filled the yawning void that looms before  them following the conclusion of the presidential horse race election by getting all het up over  [...]

Polls are closing. Report rumors, results, anecdotes,  and general apocrypha here. I have to go out for a bit and it will be bring me back up to speed when I get back.

John Hinderaker is shitting all over himself because A SCARY  BLACK PANTHER GANGBANGER/DRUG LORD/MAU MAU is keeping white America from voting for other white people like the Founding Fathers intended: UPDATE: The New Black Panthers are out, too, “guarding” the same voting location where they were criminally prosecuted for voter intimidation in 2008. Ooga-booga America! [...]

Unskewed numbers genius and human gravy manufacturing plant Dean Chambers wants you to know that Nate Silver is skewing those poll numbers because he is either queerer than a three dollar bill (so, you know, he probably not using straight heterosexual math where 1+1 = 2 but instead uses gay math like Adam + Steve [...]

I bet you woke up this morning wondering, “Hey. How did Atlas Shrugged Part II: The Sequeling do at the box office this weekend?”. Then you probably got distracted and went in search of Pop-Tarts and, what kind of Communist asshole buys strawberry Pop-Tarts without the icing? Might as well eat some fucking quinoa with [...]

Smug future-dowager queen Ann Romney is very sick and tired of You People not loving that man of hers like she loves that man of hers, so she and her gang of lying-ass sons, led by eldest crazy-eyed blank-shooter Tarkus, held down Romney campaign chief strategist (I know… I was surprised they had a “strategy” [...]