Look What They Done To My State, Ma

By: Monday June 17, 2013 2:39 pm

The Roberts court just took a big steaming poop on Dead William Rehnquists’s youthful hijinks in his home state: The decision in the case of Arizona v. Inter Tribal Council of Arizona (docket 12-71) had major potential for sorting out the dual roles of Congress and the states in deciding eligibility to vote, and that [...]

Geraldo Rivera Will Not Splatter His Man Juice On Jersey

By: Friday June 7, 2013 10:08 am

Much to the dismay of bloggers, late night comedians, and LOTR fanboys,  battered knight errant and Fox orc Geraldo Rivera is keeping his sword sheathed and will not fight for the honor of the faire and delicate hande of New Jerseye: There is a scene in The Lord of the Rings where my favorite character, [...]

Mommy and Daddy Fight Because You Are Stupid

By: Tuesday April 2, 2013 11:26 pm

Things are not going very well over at the Fox News household. No they most certainly are not. First Fox divorced-fired Sarah Palin because she is not pretty anymore and if you say dumb things on TV like Sarah Palin does and you are not pretty to look at, people will just kind of focus [...]

Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erickson’s Sad Viking Funeral

By: Tuesday January 29, 2013 12:57 pm

It seems that it is now The Age of Purges at all of the Big Media hotspots with The New Republic kristallnachting the shit out of the Jews and (apparently the non-Jews), the unceremonious sacking of Granny Methbabble last week for a younger hotter ….well, nobody actually, since they already have in-house Alaskan ”Democrat” Kirsten Powers [...]

2013 Dead Breitbart Site To Remain Subtle

By: Tuesday January 1, 2013 2:17 pm

Annnnnnd… so begins the New Year at Dead Breitbart: You have to give them credit for showing remarkable restraint and not photoshopping in an exit wound.

Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney

By: Wednesday December 12, 2012 12:50 am

Pajamas Media/Breitbart/Fox News/Koch family rent boy and meat slab Steven Crowder waded into the union protests in Michigan yesterday hoping to get punched in his very punchable stupid face while on camera and he was successful and now conservatives have something to cheer about besides controlling the World Wide Web internet government. Crowder argued with [...]

Sandra Fluke Is The Rosa Parks Of Vaginas

By: Monday November 26, 2012 10:27 pm

Hoo boy, Young Master Ex-Virgin Ben Shapiro is pitching a hate-tent in his pants because Time magazine is considering Sandra Fluke as a possible Person of the Year, even though she is a woman, so not really a “person” per se: Just when you think Time magazine can’t make any more of a mockery of [...]

Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!

By: Tuesday November 6, 2012 12:18 am

Hey kids! Who is up for some election day hijinks! Yeah? Really? You are? Okay, let’s do this thing! It seems that the Teabaggers got  a little more organized this year, outside of recruiting pro-rapey candidates, and they up and  formed themselves a Concerned White Citizens Council-y thing charged with sittin’ around on their hoverounds [...]

White People Behaving Whitely

By: Tuesday October 2, 2012 10:37 am

Cardboard cut-out of Obama outside of a Colorado Romney rally brings out the best in people Particularly hilarious is the woman at the 3 minute mark who is in no way racist. Nuh uh, no suh… Explanation:

Matthew Boyle Needs A New Hobby And Are
You Going To Eat The Rest Of Those Fries?

By: Friday September 21, 2012 4:53 pm

Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank [...]

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