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By: Monday May 6, 2013 12:05 pm

When we last saw non-profit lamprey Nancy Brinker she was busy overseeing the destruction of the well-oiled Pink Machine of Fraud that she created known as the Susan G.Komen Foundation. Well, Komen hasn’t bounced back from that fiasco, but that doesn’t mean that Brinker couldn’t divert a few more dollars that could have gone to [...]

Easy Komen, Easy Goen

By: Thursday March 22, 2012 6:46 pm

The Susan G. Komen ladies are still feeling the aftereffects of the Karen Handel Flu The Coop And Left Them Holding The Bag and they’re losing money and people hand-over-fist: Fallout from the Planned Parenthood controversy continues at the Susan G. Komen for the Cure foundation, with several executives at headquarters and affiliates departing, questions [...]

How Success Ruined Karen Handel

By: Friday February 10, 2012 1:23 pm

You may have thought that Karen Handel, who was to public policy at the Susan G. Komen Foundation what Wille E. Coyote is to rocketry, waddled away from the Komen Foundation last week in disgrace, but you would be wrong wrong wrong. In fact, by spearheading the Aborting The Abortionists Most Awesomest SuperSecret Plan Evah, [...]

Handel, Party of One? Your Cross Is Ready

By: Tuesday February 7, 2012 11:01 am

As expected, lumpen fetus-humper Karen Handel is walking away from the Susan G. Komen Foundation having laid waste to their reputation. This will allow her to avoid hearing the lamentations of the women who work there who hate her fucking guts for all of the damage she has done. Let’s just say that her lunch [...]

It’s All Over But For The Severance Package and Non-Disclosure Agreement

By: Monday February 6, 2012 3:04 pm

Looks like Karen Handel will be packing up her desk (novelty coffee mug, Jesus riding a dinosaur Precious Moments statue, stolen office supplies emblazoned with pink ribbons) because a job may be opening at the Komen Foundation very soon. Hers: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves — Karen Handel hasn’t resigned (yet), but as pressure [...]

The Pink Taint

By: Monday February 6, 2012 2:38 pm

How bad was the Komen implosion last week? Ari Fleisher whose job it was to tell baldfaced (ha!) lies to the public as part of the run-up to the disastrous Iraq war that eventually cost America $800 billion, the lives of 4400 American service members to say nothing of the massive devastation of a fairly [...]

Karen Handel Is The Komen’s Katrina

By: Monday February 6, 2012 11:36 am

As I pointed out last week, long time employees at the Susan G Komen Foundation who have spent years there developing the brand and creating what was previously thought to be an unstoppable force, must hate VP of Public Policy Karen Handel’s guts with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. So it should [...]

Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Talking Head About It

By: Sunday February 5, 2012 1:05 pm

Puppet-faced goofball Matt Lewis was on ethically challenged Howard Kurtz’s  ethically challenged Reliable Sources this morning complaining that “supposed” journalists like Andrea Mitchell and Claire Shipman were unable to put aside their elite media liberal lady-ness and straight up report “just the facts, mam” about what was going on with Komenfuckedupgate. You can watch the video [...]

Mark Steyn & K-Lo Tag Team Some Ladies

By: Saturday February 4, 2012 2:27 pm

Hirsute fop Mark Steyn and Our Lady Of The Still Shrink-Wrapped Vagina Kathryn Jean Lopez are not very happy with the response to the Susan G. Komen’s very Jackass-esque (Do it, man. C’mon. Don’t be a pussy! …snicker snicker… Omigawd, they’re really going to do it! Get the camera…) antics this week. Instead of manning [...]

One More Time And Then I’ll Go

By: Friday February 3, 2012 11:55 am

Before I get back to my life (go for a ride by the beach, read a book, watching every episode of The West Wing: a show I had never seen one episode of until this past Monday) I want to hopefully conclude Komen Fail Week. It’s probably because liberals win so few victories that they [...]

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