NYT Culture Hate Hate Hated That Gay Math Wizard Guy

By: Monday July 22, 2013 3:41 pm

As you may have heard, Nate Silver, who is the Punxsutawney Phil of electoral prognosticators, emerging  from his Fortress of Gay Mathmagic every four years to choose our president for us so that we have more time to devote to eating Hot Pockets, watching reality teevee shows, and developing diabetes foot, has taken  leave from [...]

Tramp Stamps

By: Thursday May 2, 2013 1:32 am

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012

By: Wednesday April 24, 2013 9:10 am

Looks like we are going to have to wait just a little bit longer for the highly anticipated blog from our lil buddy, Romney/Ryan 2012 Campaign Intern Adam Savader: Adam Savader, 21, a former campaign intern for the Republican presidential candidate, was arrested in his Great Neck, L.I., home Tuesday by FBI agents and charged with [...]

AIPAC Attack Hack Cracks

By: Tuesday February 26, 2013 10:15 pm

Dogged (get it!)  twittertwatterer Southpaw, catches Romneyhumper/Hagelhater Jennifer Rubin stone cold admitting that Chuck Hagel’s mention of the “Jewish lobby” (which caused Rubin to lose her shit even more than usual) is kind of a real thing: The grey highlighted area at the top is Hagel’s blood libel main offense. The blue highlighted area is [...]

Mooning the Misbegotten

By: Thursday December 13, 2012 7:39 am

Shorter Jennifer Rubin: The fact that the New York Times has yet to review Roger L. Simon’s as yet uncast and unproduced play is indisputable proof of an ongoing communist conspiracy of silence.

Some Asians All Look Alike

By: Monday November 26, 2012 2:04 pm

  Shorter Charles Murray: I find it inexplicable and troubling that my indisputably correct stereotype of an Asian would believe in the demonstrably false stereotype of conservatives as a bunch intolerant racist god-botherers. I mean, I thought these people were supposed to be smart. You know … like white people.

We’re Totally Going To Bomb The Shit Out Of Cambodia Again

By: Saturday November 24, 2012 12:59 pm

Now that we’re going to save a few bucks by winding down that war in Afghanistan (yes, REALLY, we’re fighting a war in Afghanistan – it was in all of the papers back in the day), President Droney McKillingthings is totally going to drop some detonating deuces on Cambodia because, according to the Dead Breitbart humor site, the [...]

Love In The House Of Spy

By: Monday November 12, 2012 10:48 pm

I have been considerably out of the loop as of late (what with the demands of my running-dog lackey capitalist real life) but I am pleased to see that the media have filled the yawning void that looms before  them following the conclusion of the presidential horse race election by getting all het up over  [...]

Matthew Boyle Needs A New Hobby And Are
You Going To Eat The Rest Of Those Fries?

By: Friday September 21, 2012 4:53 pm

Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank [...]

Black Humor

By: Sunday August 26, 2012 12:04 pm

I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts It’s not easy facing up when your whole world is black -M. Jagger/K. Richards Jay Nordlinger, who recently pushed the transgressive envelope [...]

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