Editor Admits That Josh Treviño Just Hired To Fill Tasteless Fascist Void

By: Wednesday August 22, 2012 6:10 am

We noted the other day that angry half-Mexican ginger Josh Treviño landed a sweet gig at The Guardian where his job will be to explain to an international audience why conservatives like himself want people unlike himself murdered because of  their beliefs, HA HA, that is not what he meant when he said murder them. [...]

The Bank Dick

By: Thursday August 9, 2012 10:16 am

Remember when NPR got all huffy-puffy when Lisa Simeone, the host of World of Opera got in trouble and stuff because she supported Occupy Wall Street by hate-playing La bohème (which is an Italian communist opera based upon the popular American musical Rent) over and over until banksters started to feel twinges of guilt that they [...]

Conventional Whiz Kid

By: Monday July 30, 2012 6:48 pm

Lil Luke Russert tonight: It was back on 7/18 when the Republicans handed the keynote speaker gig at the Republican National Convention to Jersey Shore shouty guy Chris Christie. What did Lil Luke have to say that day? Meh. Didn’t mention it. But he did twittertwat this late breaking development that day: Whoa. Dude… #DC [...]

Joel Pollak Is Acting The Fool Again

By: Thursday July 26, 2012 12:53 am

Here’s a murder rap to keep ya dancing, With a crime record like Charles Manson. AK-47 is the tool. Don’t make me act a motherfucking fool. -NWA – Straight Outta Compton Slow day at Breitbart We Gotta Hang Onto Our Phoney-Baloney Jobs World Headquarters as failed lawyer/Congressional candidate/editor/journalist/human Joel Pollak scrambles to string together some [...]

Guy Who Is Not Steve Doocy Is Hittin’ On Some Chicks

By: Tuesday July 24, 2012 10:30 am

You know that  guy who is on that morning cartoon show for meth moms, Fox & Friends? Not Doocy, the other one … the guy with the little squinty eyes and the drive-in theater screen forehead? Yeah, that guy … the special needs one. Well this morning they let him do an interview all by [...]

Today, We Are All Being Vetted-ed

By: Wednesday July 11, 2012 8:50 am

Here is the dumbest thing (Professional Journalist Division) you will read all day, and probably for all of infinity and beyond, about Mitt Romney’s SuperSecret No-Peeking-Allowed Private Hush Hush Tax Papers written by plucky boy journalist Matt Negrin. Under the headline: While Romney Is Poked, Tax Forms Are Tricky for Democrats, Too Young Matt explains [...]

Lipstick Vogue

By: Thursday June 28, 2012 4:03 pm

Not to dump on her since it was her producer who seems to have blown it, but… So who was the Bright Young Up-and-Coming Journalism Star at CNN who reported the Supreme Court’s ACA decision first but unfortunately reported it wrong? Yeah, that would be #10 on The Hill’s Most Beautiful People for 2011, Kate Bouldan. [...]

Oxen Gored. Film At 11

By: Monday June 25, 2012 2:47 am

Coming on the heels of the overly-praised Girls (a ten episode self-esteem workshop on body issues/self-absorption aimed at the 23-28 female demographic, yet written at level easily understood by overly-bright tweens) HBO debuted Aaron Sorkin’s Newsroom on Sunday night and the Village Media no like-ied. Howard Kurtz called it …is a talky and tedious sendup [...]

Graffiti With Punctuation

By: Saturday June 16, 2012 3:53 pm

Last Saturday night we were watching Steven Soderbergh’s Contagion (Spoiler Alert: NOT A DATE MOVIE) and we were all quite amused when a research scientist (played by Elliott Gould) explained to a muckraking “blogger” (played by Jude Law) who maintained a conspiracy blog similar to Prison Planet that: Blogging is not writing. It’s just graffiti [...]

I Got Dem Ol’ Fin de Siècle Blues Again, Mama

By: Saturday June 9, 2012 2:16 pm

Recently Ben Bradlee’s fading trophy-wife Sally Quinn stumbled out of her Labyrinth of Deep Thinking (where she had been communing with God over a pitcher of  Minotaur Mojitos) only to discover that The World As She Knew It had  gone straight to hell in a Gucci handbag. Her own private  fin de siècle officially occurred [...]

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