You’re Prettier When You Don’t Talk

By: Tuesday August 6, 2013 10:45 am

Highly infectious Norwegian skin disease and GOP show-runner Reince Priebus is thinking of pulling the 2016 season of Wheel Of Fortune For Even Stupider People off of CNN and NBC because both of those networks have a ratings boner for Hillary Clinton: “We have to control the referees that we’re bringing into our playground,” Priebus [...]

Me & God Are Watching Skynet Grow

By: Monday June 10, 2013 3:05 pm

You probably don’t need me to recap all of The Shit That We Knew The Government Was Doing But Are Now Surprised About and, besides, further revelations are coming faster than Rich Lowry watching Sarah Palin’s Alaska so everything that was said before is either no longer operational, debunked, or just the tip-of-the-iceberg-andnow-we’re-all-gonna-die depending how [...]

Mommy and Daddy Fight Because You Are Stupid

By: Tuesday April 2, 2013 11:26 pm

Things are not going very well over at the Fox News household. No they most certainly are not. First Fox divorced-fired Sarah Palin because she is not pretty anymore and if you say dumb things on TV like Sarah Palin does and you are not pretty to look at, people will just kind of focus [...]

Today in How Barack Obama Is Killing Everything That Is Good & Decent

By: Monday March 11, 2013 12:15 pm

Politico, and Politico’s little sister Buzzfeed (that’s the one that combines hard-hitting political coverage with 31 Animated GIFs of Adorable Fucking Kittens Doing Adorable Fucking Things), headline the morning with all of Barack’s Obamanations against humanity besides killing Anwar al-Awlaki, who is apparently the new Mumia. So who is all bummed out this time? White [...]

Mooning the Misbegotten

By: Thursday December 13, 2012 7:39 am

Shorter Jennifer Rubin: The fact that the New York Times has yet to review Roger L. Simon’s as yet uncast and unproduced play is indisputable proof of an ongoing communist conspiracy of silence.

It’s A Dead Man’s Party, Who Could Ask For More

By: Monday December 3, 2012 7:34 am

As noted last night, Boy Genius Matthew Boyle has joined Andrew Breitbart’s Crypt O’ Cretins and now here is his initial offering: a Declaration of #War where he pledges to fight The War Of Ideas here in America rather than, you know, enlisting in the military because the real war is here in the homeland [...]

We’re Totally Going To Bomb The Shit Out Of Cambodia Again

By: Saturday November 24, 2012 12:59 pm

Now that we’re going to save a few bucks by winding down that war in Afghanistan (yes, REALLY, we’re fighting a war in Afghanistan – it was in all of the papers back in the day), President Droney McKillingthings is totally going to drop some detonating deuces on Cambodia because, according to the Dead Breitbart humor site, the [...]

Ebony On Ivory Suppression in Action: The Blackening

By: Tuesday November 6, 2012 8:49 am

John Hinderaker is shitting all over himself because A SCARY  BLACK PANTHER GANGBANGER/DRUG LORD/MAU MAU is keeping white America from voting for other white people like the Founding Fathers intended: UPDATE: The New Black Panthers are out, too, “guarding” the same voting location where they were criminally prosecuted for voter intimidation in 2008. Ooga-booga America! [...]

Horsefaces & Bayonets

By: Monday October 22, 2012 8:31 pm

Romney BFF twittertwats: Also.

Tucker Carlson’s Sloppy Seconds

By: Thursday September 20, 2012 6:58 am

Since spunky and chunky cub reporter Matt Boyle failed to bring him The Head of Eric Holder, Tucker Carlson was forced to find a place-holder for his front page in order to hang onto his  readers  who like their stories blah and half-white and Communist red all over. Oh, look. here’s a story! Under the [...]

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