Smooth move on mandated birth control by the Obama Administration: Seeking to allay the concerns of Catholic leaders,President Obama on Friday announced an adjustment to its health-care rule requiring religiously affiliated employers to provide contraceptive coverage to women. Women still will be guaranteed coverage for contraceptive services without any out-of-pocket cost, but will have to [...]

Last Friday we pointed out that Andrew Breitbart’s yappy little purse-nitwit Dana Loesch, of the ironically titled Big Journalism, went totally TMI on the air when she expressed her deepest darkest fantasy: tinkling on dead people. When it was pointed out to her that it was kind of stupid and gross and repulsive she doubled [...]

Immoderately drunk white lady Peggy Noonan warns of dark days ahead. Looks like someone has been catching up on their Ron Paul Whitey Times newsletters: If you live in a major city, you’ve probably already heard about the newest threat to your life and limb, and your family: carjacking. It is the hip-hop thing to [...]

When we last saw neo-con nutball and Jenifer Rubin’s BFF Rachel Abrams, she was still publicly working out some of the kinks for her proposed  Israeli/Palestianian two-state solution where the Israelis got to keep all of the land and the Palestinians would move to Waterworld  where they would be welcomed as shark chum(s): GILAD!!!!!!!!!! He’s [...]

Insane yenta Pam Geller does not want to wake up Black Friday morning only to find out that everyone in line at Best Buy is now a Jew-hating Muslim looking for an early bird special on a flatscreen TV. How might this happen, you might ask, because you are a reasonable non-insane person? I will [...]

Here we go, the attempted demonization of critically injured Occupy Oakland protestor and Iraq vet Scott Olson. Scott Olsen is the Marine Corps veteran critically injured at Occupy Oakland Tuesday night, during a confrontation between the protesters and the police. The latest news is good: his condition has been upgraded from critical to fair and he [...]

Just as interest in Sarah Palin  has moved into the day-old discount bin, so has novelty memorabilia about her. But this doesn’t mean that she’s going to leave a nickel on the table before she is swept kicking and screaming in that awful voice of hers into the dustbin of has beens. Here is Sarah [...]

Did you know that Rick Santorum would be President today if he weren’t a frothy mixture of lube and poop? Well this is true: A Google search for Santorum has generated some inappropriate results since gay columnist Dan Savage organized an online campaign to link graphic sexual terms to the socially conservative senator’s name. Now, [...]

Earthbound cheerleader misfit Michelle Malkin celebrates Labor Day the the old fashioned way (besides berating husband Jesse for sitting around the house cataloging his Bakunyū collection instead of looking for a job) by pointing out the myriad ways in which union thugs are totally mean to Freedom Works employees and government employees when everyone knows [...]

Things you will learn today: Pregnancy is not a medical issue. Sean Hannity’s inability to get it up is. Also, Sean Hannity and the lady who wears make-up like a whore don’t like it when black ladies talk.