Things you will learn today: Pregnancy is not a medical issue. Sean Hannity’s inability to get it up is. Also, Sean Hannity and the lady who wears make-up like a whore don’t like it when black ladies talk.

Shorter Pam Geller: Lost in all of the stories about the kids who were slaughtered in Norway is the fact that they had it coming. Yeah. I went there.   Also. Rewriting history!

…finally whips Rick Santorum  into a frothy lather. Savage and his perverted sense of humor is the reason why my children cannot Google their father’s name. I took the high road for nearly a decade by not dignifying these mindless attacks, then even defending his 1st Amendment right to spew this filth. And to this [...]

Maybe Big Journalism’s Dana Loesch needs to spend more time journalmalizing and less time at the mall demanding do-overs at Glamour Shots. Loesch is pretty much in: “My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors [...]

Elizabeth Scalia, who dons a mask and wimple whenever the Pope calls upon her to use her Super-Judgmental Powers as Anchoress Woman, is very displeased with the secular mainstream Godless heathen gonna-burn-in-hell media because they have not covered the Kermit Gosnell story to her satisfaction, and by her “satisfaction” she means they have not run [...]

Unlike the bloggers on the other side of the reality divide who spent the last week or so losing their shit over close-captioned applause signs,  Blue T-Shirts of conspiracy, Michelle Obama road-raging on pedestrians, Barack Obama’s hair color,  Michelle Obama’s dress, and a Chinese pianist killing America softly with his song, I am wallowing in [...]

With the State of the Union address just around the corner where President Obama will give America a choice between the forced imposition of sharia law or ending the BCS (win-win America, choose wisely!), Republicans have chosen doe-eyed, painfully sincere math-nerd Paul Ryan to give the response, probably sitting in a big comfy chair and [...]

Congressman Heath Shuler (TD-INT 15-33) about whom Charles Pierce once wrote: …a man who has found two careers in which his most remarkable accomplishment is consistently throwing the ball to the wrong team… …has decided that he is going to vote for himself for not-going-to-win Speaker of the House as a symbolic gesture against San [...]

While checking out The Corner to see how their new comments thingy is going  (short answer: other than depilatory spam aimed at K-Lo, not very much going on) I came upon a hysterical and sobbing Robert Costa who, in the dewy  innocence of youth, trusted Roll Call to only post uplifting videos about politicians bucking [...]

For a mercifully brief few hours, running from last night till this morning, the Outrage for Lunch Bunch were slightly distracted from the impending construction of Muhammad’s Death Tower in Lower Mordorhattan by news that fancy-pants rich college Harvard was selling off all of their investments in Israel and sinking the money into a chain [...]