CHRISTINE: [Wait 3 beats....1...2...3] CHRISTINE: [Cast members give each other a resigned but amused look] CAST SPEAKING IN UNISON: Oh, that Christine! Ha ha ha…. [Laugh track ... roll credits as world is rightfully consumed in a fiery ball ]  

The post that previously occupied this space has been deleted because it contained a fundamental error that wasn’t even worthy of being excused with a “technically true, collectively nonsense, but this is central to my point….” note from my mom. To leave it up would have cast doubt not only on everything that I have [...]

I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I’d love you to love me. I’m beggin’ you to beg me. -Rick Nielsen Novelty candidate and has-been reality show contestant Sarah Palin always said that if she were going to run for Super Ultra Max Queen of Real America she would run [...]

You may have thought that Karen Handel, who was to public policy at the Susan G. Komen Foundation what Wille E. Coyote is to rocketry, waddled away from the Komen Foundation last week in disgrace, but you would be wrong wrong wrong. In fact, by spearheading the Aborting The Abortionists Most Awesomest SuperSecret Plan Evah, [...]

As expected, lumpen fetus-humper Karen Handel is walking away from the Susan G. Komen Foundation having laid waste to their reputation. This will allow her to avoid hearing the lamentations of the women who work there who hate her fucking guts for all of the damage she has done. Let’s just say that her lunch [...]

In a  bizarre semi-articulate  waterfall of loosely connected ideas and words and fragmented sentences  leavened with pregnant pauses and unknowing asides, Breitbart blogger, CNN pity hire and  water sports enthusiast Dana Loesch explains to all the ladies (by which she means sluts and trollops, and booty-call strumpets) that if they are too fucking stupid to [...]

We already know that Susan G. Komen Foundation CEO Nancy Brinker is a conservative right-wing society lady who burbles business babble while, judging by the look on her face when she is talking, seemingly exerting emormous force upon a lump of coal with her sphincter in an effort to create home-made diamonds. Yes, it is [...]

Susan G. Komen CEO Nancy Brinker (who loves that “Ambassador” title from her stint in the Bush Administration, Credibility!) poops out a string of B-School gibberish in order to keep the money flowing and keep her brand from sinking: …and we call bullshit: Komen, the marketing juggernaut that brought the world the ubiquitous pink ribbon [...]

I have to say that killing women with breast cancer before they might consider abortion sometime in their lives is one way to eliminate a woman’s right to choose. Susan G Komen For the Cure has announced that it will stop funneling money to Planned Parenthood, ending a years-long partnership between the two organizations that [...]

Gone to seed cougar Sarah Palin, who may be the next Mrs. Newt Gingrich if Callista gets a head cold or possibly her period at an inopportune time, is out defending Newt Gingrich from those mean old Republican elites who dated Sarah back in ’08 and then they never called or returned her long weepy [...]