Homewrecker Considering Another Trip To The Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

By: Tuesday July 23, 2013 11:03 am

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a  run for office again, dumb people send her money, and, in the [...]

Liz Cheney Tired Of Waiting For Real Housewives Of Laramie To Happen

By: Friday July 19, 2013 10:19 am

Professional lady asshole Liz Cheney, whose greatest accomplishment to date is being born thus keeping her dad out of Vietnam where he probably would have shot his entire platoon in the face (which makes Liz a Great American Who Loves Our Fighting Men U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! ) is running for Mike Enzi’s seat in the [...]

Tired Old Media Whore Will Feign Interest In Your Election Boner For $$$

By: Thursday July 11, 2013 9:41 am

Cancelled reality show contestant Sarah Palin, who once did something of note but we can’t seem to remember what it was- was it a sex tape with Ray J?  Yeah, that was probably it: a sex tape – is out of rehab and babbling about how she might kinda sorta possibly it-could-totally-happen consider running for [...]

Those Bolshevik Rapscallions And Their Blasted Velocipedes

By: Sunday June 2, 2013 5:47 pm

Someone at the Wall Street Journal Home for the Liver-Spotted, Phlegmy And Smelling of Three Week-Old Baby Powder, must have left the bed-rails down again because Dorothy Rabinowitz, who is so old that she used to baby-sit Phyllis Schlafly’s mom, is standing on the lawn in her nightgown and shaking her bony fist at that [...]

Lila Rose Thinks You Should Accompany Your Dead Baby To Heaven

By: Thursday May 30, 2013 11:11 am

As you may have heard: El Salvador’s Supreme Court ruled Wednesday against allowing a young woman to have an abortion, which her doctors and lawyers argue is necessary to save her life. “We cannot appeal the case because this was the last step, the Supreme Court,” said Victor Hugo Mata, Beatriz’s lawyer, in a telephone [...]

The Loneliest Patriot

By: Wednesday May 22, 2013 8:14 am

How was your IRS Protest Holiday celebration on Tuesday? Did you take the kids downtown so they could wave little Gadsden flags from the curb as a flotilla of Rascals motored by at a brisk four miles an hour, loaded down with PATRIOTS on their way to the local IRS office to protest the jackbooted [...]

Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You

By: Wednesday May 8, 2013 11:54 am

Good take: Well, yeah, I think this goes without saying….

Tramp Stamps

By: Thursday May 2, 2013 1:32 am

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Still Alive and Well

By: Sunday April 28, 2013 1:13 pm

Just popping in to let everyone know I’m still alive and well. Last week was one of those weeks, by which I mean it was a combination of my own bad analog self being reasonably busy and the fact that there didn’t seem to be anything going on across the limitless internet hellscape that required [...]

It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget

By: Tuesday April 9, 2013 9:17 pm

“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities” – Candidate Sarah Palin Increasingly obscure future Jeopardy answer, Sarah Palin, has declared another one of her idiot-jihads, this time on MSNBC because Melissa Harris-Perry (who went to four less colleges than Sarah Palin and yet somehow [...]

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