How was your IRS Protest Holiday celebration on Tuesday? Did you take the kids downtown so they could wave little Gadsden flags from the curb as a flotilla of Rascals motored by at a brisk four miles an hour, loaded down with PATRIOTS on their way to the local IRS office to protest the jackbooted [...]

Good take: Well, yeah, I think this goes without saying….

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Just popping in to let everyone know I’m still alive and well. Last week was one of those weeks, by which I mean it was a combination of my own bad analog self being reasonably busy and the fact that there didn’t seem to be anything going on across the limitless internet hellscape that required [...]

“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities” – Candidate Sarah Palin Increasingly obscure future Jeopardy answer, Sarah Palin, has declared another one of her idiot-jihads, this time on MSNBC because Melissa Harris-Perry (who went to four less colleges than Sarah Palin and yet somehow [...]

Just like herpes, Snowbilly Snooki is back! This time to save us from the Godless Heathens and Muslims who profane Our Lord and Savior’s Sacred Birthday with gift-giving that is not limited to giving frankincense, myrrh, and gold (from Kay Jewelers) to the Baby Jesus. And also so she can make a little extra pin money [...]

  Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot: After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. “It’s my understanding that [...]

Orly Taitz, the lawyer-dentist-real estate agent-floor wax-dessert topping, was back in court again yesterday trying to stop the electoral college (made up of Nate Silver, ACORN and the Black Panthers) from seating the Kenyan imposter upon the Peacock Throne because he is not Murican and he has a fake social security number (1-800-HOTNAKEDBIDEN) and also [...]

Homo-hatin’ Maggie Gallagher is hanging it up, and by ‘hanging it up’ I mean that Universal Uclick is “retiring her column“, and by ‘retiring her column’ they mean they can’t find anyone who wants to pay for the right to run Gallagher’s column anymore. So sad. Keep in mind that Uclick manages to syndicate both [...]

Whereas I will busy with other things on Wednesday and whereas Thursday is Thanksgiving Day and YOU DON’T NEED TO BE ON THE COMPUTER, here is your Thanksgiving post until later Thursday night when I return with Basset blogging. Also, too, like the Malkin cheerleader video, this never gets old: What a horrifying sound. The [...]