We already know that Susan G. Komen Foundation CEO Nancy Brinker is a conservative right-wing society lady who burbles business babble while, judging by the look on her face when she is talking, seemingly exerting emormous force upon a lump of coal with her sphincter in an effort to create home-made diamonds. Yes, it is [...]

Susan G. Komen CEO Nancy Brinker (who loves that “Ambassador” title from her stint in the Bush Administration, Credibility!) poops out a string of B-School gibberish in order to keep the money flowing and keep her brand from sinking: …and we call bullshit: Komen, the marketing juggernaut that brought the world the ubiquitous pink ribbon [...]

I have to say that killing women with breast cancer before they might consider abortion sometime in their lives is one way to eliminate a woman’s right to choose. Susan G Komen For the Cure has announced that it will stop funneling money to Planned Parenthood, ending a years-long partnership between the two organizations that [...]

Gone to seed cougar Sarah Palin, who may be the next Mrs. Newt Gingrich if Callista gets a head cold or possibly her period at an inopportune time, is out defending Newt Gingrich from those mean old Republican elites who dated Sarah back in ’08 and then they never called or returned her long weepy [...]

Breitbart yappy attack nitwit and CNN mistake Dana Loesch was being dumb again on her radio show, The Pre-verbal Morning Zoo, when she thought it would be all edgy and punk-mommy cool to applaud soldiers filming themselves peeing on dead Taliban guys because, you know, just killing brown people wasn’t enough, they want to crush [...]

Shorter Danielle Pletka: A mere nine years after breaking down Iraq’s defenses and having our way with her in an orgy of blood and hate-sex and thrusts and counter-thrusts (remember “the surge”? Jesus, I Looooved the surge) big dumbhead Barack Obama pulled out ( just like that!) leaving a void and a hunger that can [...]

Shorter Arlene Delgado: Given a choice between my wimpy liberal husband and a bunch of gun-totin’ football-lovin’ beer-drinkin’ real men who gang-raped me, I would totally go for the rapey guys. How’s that for establishing my conservative street cred, Breibart readers?

Lest you think that God is spending all of His time working with Tim Tebow on his footwork and release, well, no He’s not. Because He is omnipotent, God also finds time to help those who wish to help themselves (but not libertarians – because they’re dicks) and it appears He has been a very [...]

Shorter Jill ” The Dingo Doctors Ate The Babies” Stanek: I bet you’ll be as surprised as I was to discover that public relations firms  retained by Planned Parenthood are totally in bed with Planned Parenthood. This means something… For reference, Stanek is pro-spousal abuse and thinks the Chinese eat their babies. And she’s considered [...]

Insane yenta Pam Geller does not want to wake up Black Friday morning only to find out that everyone in line at Best Buy is now a Jew-hating Muslim looking for an early bird special on a flatscreen TV. How might this happen, you might ask, because you are a reasonable non-insane person? I will [...]