Grifting Towards Bethlehem

By: Tuesday March 12, 2013 11:01 am

Just like herpes, Snowbilly Snooki is back! This time to save us from the Godless Heathens and Muslims who profane Our Lord and Savior’s Sacred Birthday with gift-giving that is not limited to giving frankincense, myrrh, and gold (from Kay Jewelers) to the Baby Jesus. And also so she can make a little extra pin money [...]

The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her

By: Friday January 25, 2013 4:04 pm

  Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot: After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. “It’s my understanding that [...]

Orly Taitz Is The New Thurgood Marshall Now

By: Friday January 4, 2013 11:12 am

Orly Taitz, the lawyer-dentist-real estate agent-floor wax-dessert topping, was back in court again yesterday trying to stop the electoral college (made up of Nate Silver, ACORN and the Black Panthers) from seating the Kenyan imposter upon the Peacock Throne because he is not Murican and he has a fake social security number (1-800-HOTNAKEDBIDEN) and also [...]

Maggie, I Wish I’d Never Seen Your Face

By: Friday January 4, 2013 2:18 am

Homo-hatin’ Maggie Gallagher is hanging it up, and by ‘hanging it up’ I mean that Universal Uclick is “retiring her column“, and by ‘retiring her column’ they mean they can’t find anyone who wants to pay for the right to run Gallagher’s column anymore. So sad. Keep in mind that Uclick manages to syndicate both [...]

A Holiday Tradition Like No Other

By: Tuesday November 20, 2012 10:04 pm

Whereas I will busy with other things on Wednesday and whereas Thursday is Thanksgiving Day and YOU DON’T NEED TO BE ON THE COMPUTER, here is your Thanksgiving post until later Thursday night when I return with Basset blogging. Also, too, like the Malkin cheerleader video, this never gets old: What a horrifying sound. The [...]

Christine O’Donnell Pondering Another Senate Run Because Why Not

By: Monday September 17, 2012 10:33 am

Adorable dumbmuffin Christine O’Donnell is having a “thought” about reapplying for that job she didn’t get back in 2010 because apparently there are some people in Delaware who are willing to give her money so that she can stay in hotels and eat at restaurants while “campaigning” instead of sleeping on a friends couch and [...]

Christine O’Donnell’s Gathering Of Juggalos For Troublemaking Youth

By: Monday August 20, 2012 2:27 pm

Perpetually unemployed lil dumplin’ Christine O’Donnell was on Soledad O’Brien’s Whack-A-Conservative show this morning promoting her latest endeavor to get someone to put her up in a hotel for a few days so that she can raid the honor bar before crashing on a friend’s couch again until she gets a call back from Olive [...]

Dotty TV Grandma Saves Ole Joe Biden’s Bacon

By: Thursday August 16, 2012 2:01 pm

Taking time out from wondering why the Lamestream Media is not running 24/7 coverage of The Great Family Research Council Wounding like Fox & Friends is doing (Steve Doucey: “Why are conservatives so much better at gun-related massacres?” Brian Kilmeade” “I know, it’s so weird!  LOL!“) wingnut intellectuals  moved on to wondering if Chicago thugster [...]

SE Cupp Has Opinions About Stuff

By: Friday July 6, 2012 11:35 pm

Watch SE Cupp, whose 5 Hour Energy drink kicks in midway, discuss atheism in a way that is both hilarious and desperate (lest she lose her conservative street cred) as her co-hosts look on with a combination of horror and bemusement. Visit for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Bonus points [...]

Word Salad Shooter Jr.

By: Monday June 11, 2012 11:54 pm

Bristol Palin, the Walmart Kardashian, was on one of those early morning news & empathy shows plugging her new workfare program, The Real Unwed Mothers Of Mat-Su Valley on Lifetime TV. Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), spoke with ABC News’ “Good Morning America” in a recent interview, explaining her philosophy [...]

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