Nice Try But ‘No Sale’, Sparky

By: Tuesday August 20, 2013 11:20 am

Obviously this is Bill Kristol’s “Baby, please don’t go. I’ll change. I know I can change” plea to me to stick around: Sarah Palin could rehabilitate her political career with a 2014 Senate run, Bill Kristol said Sunday. “I think the way Palin would possibly resurrect herself, if that’s the right word, or rehabilitate herself [...]

Tired Old Media Whore Will Feign Interest In Your Election Boner For $$$

By: Thursday July 11, 2013 9:41 am

Cancelled reality show contestant Sarah Palin, who once did something of note but we can’t seem to remember what it was- was it a sex tape with Ray J?  Yeah, that was probably it: a sex tape – is out of rehab and babbling about how she might kinda sorta possibly it-could-totally-happen consider running for [...]

It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget

By: Tuesday April 9, 2013 9:17 pm

“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities” – Candidate Sarah Palin Increasingly obscure future Jeopardy answer, Sarah Palin, has declared another one of her idiot-jihads, this time on MSNBC because Melissa Harris-Perry (who went to four less colleges than Sarah Palin and yet somehow [...]

Talking Boob Talks About Boobs

By: Saturday March 16, 2013 11:09 am

Jim Newell: Palin sets up a quite extraordinary breasts-and-ammo joke by telling the crowd that for Christmas, her husband had bought her a rack to hold guns on the back of her truck. Then comes the sexy punchline: He’s got the rifle, I’ve got the rack! It attracts whoops from the crowd. Palin then pulls [...]

Grifting Towards Bethlehem

By: Tuesday March 12, 2013 11:01 am

Just like herpes, Snowbilly Snooki is back! This time to save us from the Godless Heathens and Muslims who profane Our Lord and Savior’s Sacred Birthday with gift-giving that is not limited to giving frankincense, myrrh, and gold (from Kay Jewelers) to the Baby Jesus. And also so she can make a little extra pin money [...]

The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her

By: Friday January 25, 2013 4:04 pm

  Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot: After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. “It’s my understanding that [...]

A Holiday Tradition Like No Other

By: Tuesday November 20, 2012 10:04 pm

Whereas I will busy with other things on Wednesday and whereas Thursday is Thanksgiving Day and YOU DON’T NEED TO BE ON THE COMPUTER, here is your Thanksgiving post until later Thursday night when I return with Basset blogging. Also, too, like the Malkin cheerleader video, this never gets old: What a horrifying sound. The [...]

Yes. Do This.

By: Tuesday August 21, 2012 7:38 pm

Sarah Palin: Political genius. What could possibly go wrong?

Dotty TV Grandma Saves Ole Joe Biden’s Bacon

By: Thursday August 16, 2012 2:01 pm

Taking time out from wondering why the Lamestream Media is not running 24/7 coverage of The Great Family Research Council Wounding like Fox & Friends is doing (Steve Doucey: “Why are conservatives so much better at gun-related massacres?” Brian Kilmeade” “I know, it’s so weird!  LOL!“) wingnut intellectuals  moved on to wondering if Chicago thugster [...]

Obama Is Cockblocking Blue Collar Dudes From Mitt Romney’s Manlove

By: Friday August 10, 2012 1:08 pm

Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law is very very disappointed in alleged lady assassin Mitt “Mitt” Romney’s allegedly well-oiled operation because it seems to be allegedly completely unprepared to explain itself/manage crises effectively/anticipate attacks/counter-attack and wage all-out war. It should be noted at this time that, despite these failings, Matt Continetti doesn’t think they should preclude Mitt Romney [...]

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