“I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities” – Candidate Sarah Palin Increasingly obscure future Jeopardy answer, Sarah Palin, has declared another one of her idiot-jihads, this time on MSNBC because Melissa Harris-Perry (who went to four less colleges than Sarah Palin and yet somehow [...]

Jim Newell: Palin sets up a quite extraordinary breasts-and-ammo joke by telling the crowd that for Christmas, her husband had bought her a rack to hold guns on the back of her truck. Then comes the sexy punchline: He’s got the rifle, I’ve got the rack! It attracts whoops from the crowd. Palin then pulls [...]

Just like herpes, Snowbilly Snooki is back! This time to save us from the Godless Heathens and Muslims who profane Our Lord and Savior’s Sacred Birthday with gift-giving that is not limited to giving frankincense, myrrh, and gold (from Kay Jewelers) to the Baby Jesus. And also so she can make a little extra pin money [...]

  Granny Grifter is well past her freshness date and Fox News gives her the Naughty Monkey boot: After a three-year run as a paid contributor to the nation’s highest-rated cable news channel, Sarah Palin and FOX News have cut ties, according to a source close to the former Alaska governor. “It’s my understanding that [...]

Whereas I will busy with other things on Wednesday and whereas Thursday is Thanksgiving Day and YOU DON’T NEED TO BE ON THE COMPUTER, here is your Thanksgiving post until later Thursday night when I return with Basset blogging. Also, too, like the Malkin cheerleader video, this never gets old: What a horrifying sound. The [...]

Sarah Palin: Political genius. What could possibly go wrong?

Taking time out from wondering why the Lamestream Media is not running 24/7 coverage of The Great Family Research Council Wounding like Fox & Friends is doing (Steve Doucey: “Why are conservatives so much better at gun-related massacres?” Brian Kilmeade” “I know, it’s so weird!  LOL!“) wingnut intellectuals  moved on to wondering if Chicago thugster [...]

Bill Kristol’s dumb son-in-law is very very disappointed in alleged lady assassin Mitt “Mitt” Romney’s allegedly well-oiled operation because it seems to be allegedly completely unprepared to explain itself/manage crises effectively/anticipate attacks/counter-attack and wage all-out war. It should be noted at this time that, despite these failings, Matt Continetti doesn’t think they should preclude Mitt Romney [...]

Despite, or possibly because of Sarah Palin’s endorsement, Missouri teabagger Sarah Steelman came in third (or, as Sarah calls it: second place runner-up) in Missouri’s Republican primary losing out to Todd Akin who is apparently even teabaggier: Rep. Todd Akin, who played up his tea party credentials and conservative appeal, broke out from a three-way [...]

Yeah. I stole this from Wonkette because YOU CANNOT KEEP ART FROM THE MASSES … YOU MUST SHARE IT. Also. Too, butterflies are free and this is The Greatest Love Story Ever Told. Right now Levi Johnston is probably sitting in his meth trailer, watching this while picking at his scabs and going, “I hear [...]