When we last saw Big Hollywood’s John Nolte he was trying to convince his readers that the Sarah Palin’s softcore fan-porn The 3-For$10 DVD Clearance-binned was the greatest political documentary ever made and that Hollyweird didn’t want you to know this important fact because they’re a bunch of elitist commie homos who couldn’t even carry Sarah’s [...]

I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I’d love you to love me. I’m beggin’ you to beg me. -Rick Nielsen Novelty candidate and has-been reality show contestant Sarah Palin always said that if she were going to run for Super Ultra Max Queen of Real America she would run [...]

Gone to seed cougar Sarah Palin, who may be the next Mrs. Newt Gingrich if Callista gets a head cold or possibly her period at an inopportune time, is out defending Newt Gingrich from those mean old Republican elites who dated Sarah back in ’08 and then they never called or returned her long weepy [...]

Just when I thought that I was condemned to a year of joylessly mocking the horse-race aspects of all political coverage in a Presidential election year, along comes Bill Kristol & the Koch Bros to provide me with daily material from the type of people that only wingnut welfare could love and employ (via Balloon [...]

Why did I wait so long, huh To figure it out? but I did it And I’m the only one underneath the sun who didn’t get it I cant believe that I can be deceived By my so called girl, but in reality Had hidden agenda She put my tender heart in a blender And [...]

A group of Iowaninions, frustrated with the current occupants of the Republican Clown Car (2012 or bust!), are making a pitch for a new candidate to save them from the socialist who will shove government healthcare down everyone’s throats (we’re speaking, of course, about Mitt Romney) so they have purchased radio time on many of [...]

When one time Republican novelty candidate Sarah Palin chose to not enter the Republican Presidential Crazython because she had already pretty much bled her supporters dry by scamming them out of their disability checks to pay for her vacations and her Arizona meth pied-à-terre, she promised to work to elect candidates who would make Sarah [...]

Golly, we haven’t heard from retired grandmother Sarah Palin for, like, forever. I mean there was that time she was priced to move at Wal-Mart which came right after that other  time when she informed her supporters that she wouldn’t be running for Homecoming Queen of America after all, and thanks for disability checks, rubes. [...]

Just as interest in Sarah Palin  has moved into the day-old discount bin, so has novelty memorabilia about her. But this doesn’t mean that she’s going to leave a nickel on the table before she is swept kicking and screaming in that awful voice of hers into the dustbin of has beens. Here is Sarah [...]

Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie Where the gun play ring all day (nanana) Some got jobs and some sell yay’ Others just smoke and fuck all day – St. Louie,  Nelly Just a reminder that nostalgia act Sarah Palin (remember her?) and that blackboard guy who used to be on teevee will [...]