Why did I wait so long, huh To figure it out? but I did it And I’m the only one underneath the sun who didn’t get it I cant believe that I can be deceived By my so called girl, but in reality Had hidden agenda She put my tender heart in a blender And [...]

A group of Iowaninions, frustrated with the current occupants of the Republican Clown Car (2012 or bust!), are making a pitch for a new candidate to save them from the socialist who will shove government healthcare down everyone’s throats (we’re speaking, of course, about Mitt Romney) so they have purchased radio time on many of [...]

When one time Republican novelty candidate Sarah Palin chose to not enter the Republican Presidential Crazython because she had already pretty much bled her supporters dry by scamming them out of their disability checks to pay for her vacations and her Arizona meth pied-à-terre, she promised to work to elect candidates who would make Sarah [...]

Golly, we haven’t heard from retired grandmother Sarah Palin for, like, forever. I mean there was that time she was priced to move at Wal-Mart which came right after that other  time when she informed her supporters that she wouldn’t be running for Homecoming Queen of America after all, and thanks for disability checks, rubes. [...]

Just as interest in Sarah Palin  has moved into the day-old discount bin, so has novelty memorabilia about her. But this doesn’t mean that she’s going to leave a nickel on the table before she is swept kicking and screaming in that awful voice of hers into the dustbin of has beens. Here is Sarah [...]

Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie Where the gun play ring all day (nanana) Some got jobs and some sell yay’ Others just smoke and fuck all day – St. Louie,  Nelly Just a reminder that nostalgia act Sarah Palin (remember her?) and that blackboard guy who used to be on teevee will [...]

Grandma Grifter/Snowbilly Snooki/Caribou Barbie/Bible Spice (take yer pick) Sarah Palin is not running for President and now we will never have to hear about her or from her ever again for the rest of our lives. Ha ha. Fat chance. Like herpes  the Snowtrash Family Palin will never disappear and they and the ever-expanding brood [...]

Well, I swan, tales of Sarah Lou and the buck have driven RS McCain plumb ’round the bend. Stacy, who has attempted to attach himself to the Palin family like some low rent cracker version of Greta Van Susteren is itching to round hisself up a lynchin’ party to go after that smartass northern carpetbagger [...]

We will be checking in periodically today with Conservatives4Palin to see how they will be coping with tales of Sarah Palin having premarital sexytime with Glenn Rice: The National Enquirer grabbed some details from the upcoming Joe McGinniss Sarah Palin book, and this chunk is too delightful not to share with you immediately. Apparently Palin [...]

Take away the shipping and Snowbilly books are cheaper than firewood (click to enlarge): Not to be outdone by Mama Grizzly, Titshimmy’s book is making a run for the Borders remainders table after only eight weeks: My favorite part is eyeshop2000 pointing out that their copy is a “1st edition” because that will be important [...]