Palin’s Newest BFF Takes The Bronze In Missouri

By: Tuesday August 7, 2012 11:13 pm

Despite, or possibly because of Sarah Palin’s endorsement, Missouri teabagger Sarah Steelman came in third (or, as Sarah calls it: second place runner-up) in Missouri’s Republican primary losing out to Todd Akin who is apparently even teabaggier: Rep. Todd Akin, who played up his tea party credentials and conservative appeal, broke out from a three-way [...]

The Young And The Methless

By: Wednesday July 25, 2012 5:27 pm

Yeah. I stole this from Wonkette because YOU CANNOT KEEP ART FROM THE MASSES … YOU MUST SHARE IT. Also. Too, butterflies are free and this is The Greatest Love Story Ever Told. Right now Levi Johnston is probably sitting in his meth trailer, watching this while picking at his scabs and going, “I hear [...]

Quitter Jr.

By: Thursday July 19, 2012 11:02 pm

I give you …the Official Twitter Account of Bristol NoNookie of The North Palin: A few things to consider: The account was opened on June 25,2011 It has exactly one (1) twitter twat. That twat was from over a year ago. That particular twitter twat is a re-twatting of a Robin Robert’s twitter twat promoting [...]

America Unfriends K-Mart Kardashian

By: Saturday June 30, 2012 4:31 pm

Looks like turnabout is fair play and so this time it is America that has quit on a Palin and not the other way around as Lifetime TV (Television For Idiots!) has moved Bristol Daenerys Meth-Born of House Palin and her baby dragon’s teevee show to a later time-slot because nobody really gives two poops [...]

Word Salad Shooter Jr.

By: Monday June 11, 2012 11:54 pm

Bristol Palin, the Walmart Kardashian, was on one of those early morning news & empathy shows plugging her new workfare program, The Real Unwed Mothers Of Mat-Su Valley on Lifetime TV. Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), spoke with ABC News’ “Good Morning America” in a recent interview, explaining her philosophy [...]

Bristol Palin Will Explain Opposite Marriage To You

By: Thursday May 10, 2012 12:02 pm

Backseat Bristol Palin has once again allowed her mom to use her name to dictate some word shrapnel to the person who writes both Bristol’s blog as well as Sarah Facebook Screech Wall. Who is this person? We don’t know, but we assume they are the only person in the last twenty years to actually [...]

Fate Of Free World To Be Determined By Bi-Channel Televised Catfight

By: Monday April 2, 2012 8:18 pm

Important chronicler of Beltway Machiavellian Skullduggery, Politico, has as its over-the-fold late-breaking Exclusive!-must!-credit!-Politico!  top story some primo Pulitzer quality pre-game coverage of the impending Yalta-esque non-meeting between Katie Couric and Sarah Palin who will be on TWO SEPARATE TELEVISION CHANNELS  at THE SAME TIME tomorrow morning talking about cute cat videos or some other drivel [...]

Sarah Palin To Share Meth Recipes, Dim Banter on Housewife Show

By: Monday April 2, 2012 10:56 am

Former reality show novelty act and dabbler in political stuff, Sarah Palin will be briefly “co-hosting” The Today Show Tuesday with the show’s regular host, the tragic hairline of Matt Lauer: With Today and its morning-show bridesmaid Good Morning America closer than usual in the ratings, NBC and ABC are trading publicity stunts. Former Today host [...]

Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call

By: Monday March 19, 2012 9:48 am

Future grandmother-at-34 and mother of one or two kids depending upon whether you’re Andrew Sullivan, Bristol Palin has a blog now! And instead of posting funny LOLmoose pictures and 101 Uses For Ranch Dressing recipes (baby formula? why not!) she is putting up “writey things” which Palin family fans can then print out and keep [...]

The Free Wasteland Is A Mighty Mighty Land

By: Tuesday March 13, 2012 4:39 pm

Shorter Random Someone At Breitbart Who Had The Good Sense To Not Attach Their Name To This Supidty : Sure,  premium cable HBO’s  hit job on Sarah Palin was their highest-rated original movie in 8 years, but the free TLC freak show Mooserilla In Wonderland had lots more viewers. LOL! Sarah 2012! For the record, [...]

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