I give you …the Official Twitter Account of Bristol NoNookie of The North Palin: A few things to consider: The account was opened on June 25,2011 It has exactly one (1) twitter twat. That twat was from over a year ago. That particular twitter twat is a re-twatting of a Robin Robert’s twitter twat promoting [...]

Looks like turnabout is fair play and so this time it is America that has quit on a Palin and not the other way around as Lifetime TV (Television For Idiots!) has moved Bristol Daenerys Meth-Born of House Palin and her baby dragon’s teevee show to a later time-slot because nobody really gives two poops [...]

Bristol Palin, the Walmart Kardashian, was on one of those early morning news & empathy shows plugging her new workfare program, The Real Unwed Mothers Of Mat-Su Valley on Lifetime TV. Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), spoke with ABC News’ “Good Morning America” in a recent interview, explaining her philosophy [...]

Backseat Bristol Palin has once again allowed her mom to use her name to dictate some word shrapnel to the person who writes both Bristol’s blog as well as Sarah Facebook Screech Wall. Who is this person? We don’t know, but we assume they are the only person in the last twenty years to actually [...]

Important chronicler of Beltway Machiavellian Skullduggery, Politico, has as its over-the-fold late-breaking Exclusive!-must!-credit!-Politico!  top story some primo Pulitzer quality pre-game coverage of the impending Yalta-esque non-meeting between Katie Couric and Sarah Palin who will be on TWO SEPARATE TELEVISION CHANNELS  at THE SAME TIME tomorrow morning talking about cute cat videos or some other drivel [...]

Former reality show novelty act and dabbler in political stuff, Sarah Palin will be briefly “co-hosting” The Today Show Tuesday with the show’s regular host, the tragic hairline of Matt Lauer: With Today and its morning-show bridesmaid Good Morning America closer than usual in the ratings, NBC and ABC are trading publicity stunts. Former Today host [...]

Future grandmother-at-34 and mother of one or two kids depending upon whether you’re Andrew Sullivan, Bristol Palin has a blog now! And instead of posting funny LOLmoose pictures and 101 Uses For Ranch Dressing recipes (baby formula? why not!) she is putting up “writey things” which Palin family fans can then print out and keep [...]

Shorter Random Someone At Breitbart Who Had The Good Sense To Not Attach Their Name To This Supidty : Sure,  premium cable HBO’s  hit job on Sarah Palin was their highest-rated original movie in 8 years, but the free TLC freak show Mooserilla In Wonderland had lots more viewers. LOL! Sarah 2012! For the record, [...]

J-Pod blames Nicolle Wallace for throwing one-heartbeat-away-from-the-Presidency Sarah Palin to the ravening claws of Katie Couric: Nicolle Wallace was the onetime consultant to CBS News and media aide to George W. Bush who was assigned to work with Sarah Palin after the Alaska governor was chosen as John McCain’s running mate. It was Wallace who [...]

When we last saw Big Hollywood’s John Nolte he was trying to convince his readers that the Sarah Palin’s softcore fan-porn The 3-For$10 DVD Clearance-binned was the greatest political documentary ever made and that Hollyweird didn’t want you to know this important fact because they’re a bunch of elitist commie homos who couldn’t even carry Sarah’s [...]