Being Peggy Noonan Being Hillary Clinton Being NBC

By: Thursday August 8, 2013 12:42 pm

National vodka repository Peggy Noonan who once wrote some Hillary Clinton fanfic (“Assembling her case, Noonan repeatedly uses a technique that increases drama at the price of credibility: invented scenes“), sample: Bill stood in the doorway, his naked body glistening with Big Mac grease. “Take me from behind, you fat hillbilly. Make me squeal like [...]

Dix Pix Nix Clix

By: Thursday July 25, 2013 10:53 am

Seeing as how our own local mayor is having his own grabby-kissy-headlocky-you-work-better-without-panties problems with the ladies which has brought The Pox of Allred upon our fair city (the only way to stop Gloria Allred from getting to a microphone is to put an actual  courtroom between her and a podium) I have been loath to [...]

Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff

By: Friday April 12, 2013 3:29 pm

In case you missed it, earlier this week marked the kick-off of former Congressman and notorious cocksman Anthony Weiner’s 2013 Reputation Rehab and Sorry I Tweeted My Wang At Your Face World Tour. No, it probably won’t be coming to the Hard Rock in your city, no matter how appropriate that may seem, which is [...]

One Million Moms Are Pretty Fucking Tired Of Your Filthy Fucking Mouth

By: Thursday February 7, 2013 12:55 pm

One Million Moms (which is not really one million moms but instead is a mailing list of a few thousand Jesus ladies who take time out from reading 50 Shades of Grey while sitting on their warm and vibrate-y running dryers to write occasional emails to various corporations accusing them of making lesbians of us all [...]

Sink To The Bottom With You

By: Wednesday December 19, 2012 7:25 pm

Before we get to ambulatory bile duct Michelle Malkin’s wingnut jihad against Erik Loomis based upon a willful misunderstanding of “words“, here is the Ole Perfesser joining in on the wilding: ELIMINATIONIST RHETORIC: Rhode Island prof demands NRA chief’s “head on a stick” — Then declares himself a Twitter martyr because people quoted what he [...]

Penis Not Included

By: Monday December 17, 2012 12:25 am

Courtesy of Mother Jones: They left off the copy that said: When you absolutely, positively have to clear out the art room before the SWAT team arrives. Also, too, this is a must read by Roy: “Here’s the meaningful action we should all be taking, were we truly serious about reducing the likelihood of such [...]

Victory Dance On The Killing Floor

By: Friday December 14, 2012 3:03 pm

We’ve been through this before with Glenn Reynolds and today after a man armed with a high-powered semi-automatic rifle, that has absolutely no value with regard to hunting anything other than humans, walked into a kindergarten classroom and systematically slaughtered twenty screaming and crying five and six year-olds out of the total of twenty-six people [...]

Tucker Carlson Is Going To Earn His Blood Money Today

By: Friday December 14, 2012 11:31 am

Understanding where Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller will be going with the Pre-Christmas NRA-Sponsored Connecticut Kid Slaughter in several screen shots (click to enlarge):   …and now for a word from one of their sponsors:     Yeah. They have a specific Guns And Gear page bought and paid for by the NRA. Bonus: This is [...]

Dick Cheney Healthy Enough To Resume Multi-State Killing Spree

By: Friday December 7, 2012 6:08 pm

Remorseless killer-robot Dick “Dick” Cheney wants everyone to know that he is tanned, rested, and ready to resume the indiscriminate killing of all creatures great and small: Former Vice President Dick Cheney, on the heart transplant list for nearly two years before receiving his new ticker in March, tells us that “I feel great,” and [...]

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