Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff

By: Friday April 12, 2013 3:29 pm

In case you missed it, earlier this week marked the kick-off of former Congressman and notorious cocksman Anthony Weiner’s 2013 Reputation Rehab and Sorry I Tweeted My Wang At Your Face World Tour. No, it probably won’t be coming to the Hard Rock in your city, no matter how appropriate that may seem, which is [...]

One Million Moms Are Pretty Fucking Tired Of Your Filthy Fucking Mouth

By: Thursday February 7, 2013 12:55 pm

One Million Moms (which is not really one million moms but instead is a mailing list of a few thousand Jesus ladies who take time out from reading 50 Shades of Grey while sitting on their warm and vibrate-y running dryers to write occasional emails to various corporations accusing them of making lesbians of us all [...]

Sink To The Bottom With You

By: Wednesday December 19, 2012 7:25 pm

Before we get to ambulatory bile duct Michelle Malkin’s wingnut jihad against Erik Loomis based upon a willful misunderstanding of “words“, here is the Ole Perfesser joining in on the wilding: ELIMINATIONIST RHETORIC: Rhode Island prof demands NRA chief’s “head on a stick” — Then declares himself a Twitter martyr because people quoted what he [...]

Penis Not Included

By: Monday December 17, 2012 12:25 am

Courtesy of Mother Jones: They left off the copy that said: When you absolutely, positively have to clear out the art room before the SWAT team arrives. Also, too, this is a must read by Roy: “Here’s the meaningful action we should all be taking, were we truly serious about reducing the likelihood of such [...]

Victory Dance On The Killing Floor

By: Friday December 14, 2012 3:03 pm

We’ve been through this before with Glenn Reynolds and today after a man armed with a high-powered semi-automatic rifle, that has absolutely no value with regard to hunting anything other than humans, walked into a kindergarten classroom and systematically slaughtered twenty screaming and crying five and six year-olds out of the total of twenty-six people [...]

Tucker Carlson Is Going To Earn His Blood Money Today

By: Friday December 14, 2012 11:31 am

Understanding where Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller will be going with the Pre-Christmas NRA-Sponsored Connecticut Kid Slaughter in several screen shots (click to enlarge):   …and now for a word from one of their sponsors:     Yeah. They have a specific Guns And Gear page bought and paid for by the NRA. Bonus: This is [...]

Dick Cheney Healthy Enough To Resume Multi-State Killing Spree

By: Friday December 7, 2012 6:08 pm

Remorseless killer-robot Dick “Dick” Cheney wants everyone to know that he is tanned, rested, and ready to resume the indiscriminate killing of all creatures great and small: Former Vice President Dick Cheney, on the heart transplant list for nearly two years before receiving his new ticker in March, tells us that “I feel great,” and [...]

Because Frothy Jokes Are Timeless

By: Tuesday November 6, 2012 12:49 pm

Rick Santorum is truly the gift who keeps on giving.

Responsibility Is For Suckers

By: Tuesday October 16, 2012 1:18 am

Hillary Clinton steps forward and takes the blame for the blown-completely-out-of-proportion events in Benghazi: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Monday tried to douse a political firestorm over the deadly assault on a U.S. diplomatic mission in Libya, saying she’s responsible for the security of American diplomatic outposts. “I take responsibility,” Clinton said during a [...]

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