Earlier today I twitter-twatted : It’s not hyperbole to say that Virginia politicians want to rape pregnant women with a foreign object. Dahlia Lithwick (who is a sane world would hold down one of the columnist spots at the New York Times) writes: This week, the Virginia state Legislature passed a bill that would require [...]

The line-up for Darrell Issa’s Care And Feeding Of the Nookie hearings today Hey, remember when George W. Bush signed the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act? And, courtesy of Bob Cesca, here’s what you can look forward to if you’re thinking about getting an abortion in Virginia and, no, if you want that abortion you [...]

Fake doctor Melissa Clouthier is just fit to be tied (and not in the fun sexytime way, no-siree mister and you can just put that thing away right now, buster) over the way the future Fox sexbunny political analysts are showing up at CPAC with their dewy ta-ta’s a’bulging out up there and their precious [...]

We’ve already won. Who really cares what Hollywood thinks? All these hacks come out there. Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular. It’s not a secret, okay? And I’m not afraid to say it. … Hollywood likes anal sex. They like to see the public square without [...]

Before I get back to my life (go for a ride by the beach, read a book, watching every episode of The West Wing: a show I had never seen one episode of until this past Monday) I want to hopefully conclude Komen Fail Week. It’s probably because liberals win so few victories that they [...]

Twisted version of a living thinking human being Rick Santorum is not a “the uterus is half empty”-kind of guy. To him the uterus should always be popping out babies like a Pez dispenser because, what are women after all, besides elaborately constructed EZ Bake Ovens for man batter. And if you happened to be [...]

First, a personal anecdote… Yesterday I spent the day with my mother, brother, and sister going out to lunch and just sitting around talking. During the course of the conversation, my mother asked me who “this Rick Santorum” person was. In so many words I explained that Santorum is a hardcore Catholic (a religion, I [...]

Just when I thought that I was condemned to a year of joylessly mocking the horse-race aspects of all political coverage in a Presidential election year, along comes Bill Kristol & the Koch Bros to provide me with daily material from the type of people that only wingnut welfare could love and employ (via Balloon [...]

The only thing worse than the serial baby-pooping hillbilly Duggar couple handing out creepy miscarried baby photos at a memorial service would be the name they gave to the aforementioned miscarried baby: Jubilee Shalom Duggar. That is just awful. The Duggars are about four babies past the “Jesus wants us to have a quiverfull” stage [...]

Reuters has  the first of what will prove to be many soft and fuzzy profiles of front-runnin’ Newt Gingrich’s helmet-headed helpmate, Callista. Last summer, Luther College in Decorah, Iowa, hosted a band reunion for alumni. Callista Gingrich attended and took a place among 25 French horns. As the band practiced for its concert on a [...]