When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains, And the women come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains An’ go to your Gawd like a soldier. -R. Kipling – The Young British Soldier It goes without saying that I thought ol’ Smilin’ Joe Biden kicked [...]

Utah Congressional candidate Mia Love gets racist hate mail. Wingnuts suddenly find vicious attacks on an African-American appalling: Nothing drives the left nuttier than successful black Republicans. Then they show just how racist they are. Before speaking at the Republican Convention Love trailed by 15 points in polls. After her well-received speech, which was ignored [...]

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Paul Krugman on the Rosie Ruiz Republican: Obviously nobody cares how fast Mr. Ryan can run, and even his strange marathon misstatement wouldn’t be worth talking about in isolation. What makes this incident so striking is, instead, the way it resonates with the essential Rosie-Ruizness of Mr. Ryan’s whole political persona, which is built around [...]

Fucking lady plumbing, how does it work? Todd Akin, who is the Republican nominee for Senate in Missouri, explains all of those things that you didn’t learn in eighth grade sex ed, probably because you were too busy giggling at diagrams of penises and saying “vagina, vagina, vagina” over and over again in your head. [...]

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Michigan Governor Rick “NO, I’m Not That Rick Scott Douche Down In Florida” Snyder gave Michigan ladies a secret reach-around overnight by having the vagina haters in the legislature eliminate the total  ban on aborting potential Baby Jesuses after twenty weeks in the hole: Just hours before on the house floor, out of nowhere, a [...]

Jill at B&B wonders why Jerry Sandusky and the administrators at Penn State get the breathless front page coverage while pedophile enabler Cardinal Timothy Dolan schmoozes with politicians and the media while attempting to set American health policy: It wasn’t all that long ago that we heard about the massive scale of the child sex [...]

Well, no wonder why Archbishop of New York Timothy Dolan is so gosg-darned “horrified” that the Obama Administration is shoving their sexy contraception mandate down the Holy Mother Church’s throat! It seems that the church has, if you’ll excuse the expression, already “shot its wad” when it comes to shelling out the big bucks for [...]

Forced birth homunculus Calvin Freiburger, who is a member of the HeartBeat Teens (which is surprisingly not a sexy boy-band), wishes to express his distaste with ladies who take their vaginas out for an evening of abortion bowling: Breitbart.com’s Susan Berry reports on one of the pro-abortion movement’s more colorful fundraising ideas in recent memory: [...]