Vagina Invasion

By: Thursday June 7, 2012 7:16 am

Hey, remember when Bill Kristol’s idiot son-in-law wrote: What would happen, though, if a website covered the left in the same way that the left covers the right? What picture of the world would one have in mind if the morning paper read like the New York Times—but with the subjects of the stories and [...]

The Negroes Took Our Dates!

By: Wednesday May 2, 2012 11:04 am

It looks like I’ll be gone for the day today, so you’re on your own However ….. BARARCK OBAMA DID IT WITH A WHITE GIRL!!! Although she may have been a composite of many white girls, so … orgy. And, in case it comes up in conservative circles again and I’m not back in time [...]

Already Going To Hell Just Pumping That Gas

By: Monday February 20, 2012 11:53 pm

Peter Gleick, President of the Pacific Institute, has admitted to being behind the acquisition of the Heartland Institute’s internal documents describing their methods for lying like a motherfucker to the public about climate change at the behest of the rich people who fund their little wingnut welfare scam. The New York Times Andrew Revkin is [...]

Airborne Pompous Event

By: Friday February 17, 2012 3:22 pm

Yesterday James Poulos, writing for Tucker Carlson’s Chronicle Of A Career Death Foretold, penned a gaseous belch of a post called “What Are Women For?” which was, offensive title aside, what you might expect if you were to dump two scoops of over-educated rhetorical flatulence, a half-cup of undercooked thought experiments, a few overly-ripe bon [...]

Senate Hopeful Knows 12 Sexy Ways To Satisfy Your Man

By: Sunday January 22, 2012 9:46 pm

Usually you have to turn to Cosmo to find very important relationship advice like ‘10 Ways To Make Your Man Explode Like Nagasaki‘ or ‘Callista Gingrich’s  Guide To Orally Stealing The Man You Want Without Messing Up Your Hair On Your Lunch Break‘, but enterprising job search guy Marc Cenedella discovered that, while some women [...]

Never Mind The Details, Here’s The Bollocks

By: Thursday January 12, 2012 9:58 pm

John Hinderaker is just cold babbling again: The Left is carrying out a coordinated attack on Mitt Romney’s business career. One sees exactly the same allegations, often phrased identically, whether you look at the Daily Kos, the Associated Press, Slate or Think Progress, or listen to Newt Gingrich or Rick Perry. Welcome to the Professional [...]

I (Don’t) See What You Did There

By: Wednesday December 28, 2011 10:57 pm

This shit just writes itself…. I think someone at Philly.com is having a little fun with lil Ricky and he sadly, but unsurprisingly,  doesn’t get it. Also. Santorum. (Added) Hadn’t noticed that the headline was attached to a Will Bunch story. Well played, Will. Well played. And make sure to read Will’s article on how [...]

Carol McKay Is A Big Fan Of Cute Overload

By: Wednesday October 26, 2011 10:55 pm

Because the bar is set so low at the Washington Post for being “good at what you do”  (See Theissen, Marc ) a lot of the employees who don’t work for the profitable Kaplan Division feel like they can just kind of mail it in and everybody will be all, “Eh. At least we’re not [...]

I’m The One I Want To Be

By: Thursday October 20, 2011 6:32 pm

Following a twitter-twatted link from tired old punchline Christine O’Donnell, I was pleased to see that there is something on the internets called the “Tea Party Tribune“. Obviously this will be ripe for future lulz. But I’m not sure that anything will top the amazing story of teabagger Kevin A. Lehmann. Who is Kevin A. [...]

Democrats Using Swears To Steal Election

By: Friday October 15, 2010 9:55 am

While checking out The Corner to see how their new comments thingy is going  (short answer: other than depilatory spam aimed at K-Lo, not very much going on) I came upon a hysterical and sobbing Robert Costa who, in the dewy  innocence of youth, trusted Roll Call to only post uplifting videos about politicians bucking [...]

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