Cherubic torture fanboy Marc Thiessen does not like people talking smack about his weekend hobby and he uses the valuable space given to him by genocidal maniac enabler Fred Hiatt to continue to argue that even though “waterboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, brain damage from oxygen deprivation, other physical injuries [...]

Upon hearing that one of the victims is a young girl, the pilots laugh, “Well, it’s their fault for bringing their kids to a battle”. Aspiring to become History’s Greatest  Monster, Marc Thiessen wants you to know that those guys in the Apache attack helicopter are probably kicking themselves right now over that whole bang-bang [...]

In a surprisingly public confession, inquisition fanboy and future denizen of the worst neighborhood in Hell, Marc Thiessen finally finds something that offends his deeply felt moral sensibilities. That would be comparing the Pope to a Republican: The comparison between Pope Benedict XVI and President Nixon is shameful, and it is also wrong. The obvious [...]

Jane Mayer waterboards Rumsfeld fluffer Marc Thiessen’s book and finds  Thiessen torturing the truth: Courting Disaster” has a scholarly feel, and hundreds of footnotes, but it is based on a series of slipshod premises. Thiessen, citing McConnell, claims that before the C.I.A. began interrogating detainees the U.S. knew “virtually nothing” about Al Qaeda. But McConnell [...]

Shorter Michael Scherer: I has a sad because Marc Thiessen has been less than forthcoming about  torture government-sanctioned not-niceness to brown people. I must say, sociopaths with low standards really disappoint me. Added: You can see the entire Stewart/Thiessen interview here.

John Yoo, the OJ Simpson of torture, takes to the pages of the Wall Street Journal to go “ha ha, you can’t catch me” and to point out that Barack Obama is an ungrateful prick for not thanking him for laying out a legal justification for, say, crushing the testicles of Marc Thiessen’s eight year-old son merely on a National Security hunch. An act that I am sure Thiessen would totally approve of if it were somehow in the interest of keeping this great country of ours safe and you’ll just have to trust us on that because, let’s just say, we have our reasons.

Dickless torture gerbil Marc Thiessen is all “Republicans aren’t the obstructionists, Obama is. Neener neener neener” which may be his opinion, but that doesn’t make it any more truthful than anything else he ever says. Or pulls out of his flabby ass.

In conversation with Marc Thiessen, who is struggling mightily to wash the torture taint from his hands as if the stench of being a Bushie wasn’t eau de douchebag enough, Andy McCarthy lays out more of the ends justify the means argument: