America’s butchest rasslin’ housewifeman doesn’t understand why he can’t come outside and play gunz with the big kids (no link, because we don’t like to encourage him): And yet, what choice did the people of Watertown really have? The government has disarmed them (and I’d bet that nearly 45% of MA residents disagree with the [...]

Via Roy, we see that our old buddy John Hawkins (seen at the right being touched by a negro) is complaining that, because men aren’t engaging in fisticuffs or dueling at dawn like in the hairier days of yore, the wimmens  want nothing to do with them anymore other than to briefly marry a dude, [...]

If you are a limp-wristed, man-purse-carrying, skinny-jean-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving, morally relativistic, guilt-stricken, politically-correct, nanny-state-enabling, gun-fearing, humorless bleeding heart vegan metrosexual gay-boy Post Modern beta male … it is comforting to know that there is still someone lower on the food chain who feels that you are totally bullying the shit out of him:

Gabby Giffords and her husband are taking the lead in calling for more gun laws and that has our favorite twitchy with a finger constructing a separate reality (no links because we are not an enabler) much like this one: Yup. I have a streamlight TLR-2s with a disorienting strobe at like 200 lumens and a [...]

Professor Glenn  Reynolds, who holds the Jubilation T. Cornpone Shootin’ Arm chair at the University of Tennessee, has a few questions for all you skinny-jeans-wearin’ latte-sippin’  emo-emotin’ prefer-our-kids-alive-more-than-dead fancy-pants gun-grabbin city slicker man-card-less metrosexual homoseckshuls. Before we get to them, you should probably be aware that the Ole Perfesser fired the first Protect The NRA [...]

Pajamas Media/Breitbart/Fox News/Koch family rent boy and meat slab Steven Crowder waded into the union protests in Michigan yesterday hoping to get punched in his very punchable stupid face while on camera and he was successful and now conservatives have something to cheer about besides controlling the World Wide Web internet government. Crowder argued with [...]

As noted last night, Boy Genius Matthew Boyle has joined Andrew Breitbart’s Crypt O’ Cretins and now here is his initial offering: a Declaration of #War where he pledges to fight The War Of Ideas here in America rather than, you know, enlisting in the military because the real war is here in the homeland [...]

We noted the other day that angry half-Mexican ginger Josh Treviño landed a sweet gig at The Guardian where his job will be to explain to an international audience why conservatives like himself want people unlike himself murdered because of  their beliefs, HA HA, that is not what he meant when he said murder them. [...]

In our continuing series Arming The Bedlamites: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?, our plucky gunmuffin is busily drawing up contingency plans for maintaining self sufficiency in a post-apocalyptic world, ruled by a merciless Kenyan Lame Duck Warlord, where it will be Every Man For Himself! and Devil Take The Hindmost! and Come And Get Me, [...]

Yesterday someone hacked into Tucker Carlson’s MySpace blog (probably using Tucker’s PIN: 1234) and posted nekkid stuff and now Tucker wants someone to kill the guy who did it and he’ll even give you the gun: It’s time for Week 11 of The Daily Caller Gun Giveaway. This week we are fired up and asking [...]