Tim Pawlenty Has Finally Found Someone He Can Beat

By: Monday August 12, 2013 10:20 am

Tim Pawlenty, whom you may remember dropping out of the GOP primaries while the candidates were still doing pre-game stretching (possibly thinking he would get an appreciative nod from Romney. PSYCH!), is getting all butch on TwitterFight (the First rule of TwitterFight is: only 140 characters) about how he totally would have CRUSHED that 58 [...]

Angry Black Man Unnecessarily Unkind To Unoffended Whitey

By: Wednesday July 31, 2013 6:51 pm

CNN found some of those anonymous “Democrats”,  who normally call Matt Drudge with Drudge Siren scoops, to spill the beans that President Shabazz X. Killmylandlord went all Chicago thug thizzle on some Congressional newbie this morning. Race war to commence…. NOW!: During a question and answer session Wednesday with Democrats on Capitol Hill, President Barack [...]

Mean Ole Tammy Duckworth Is Mean To Guy Who Used To Limp

By: Thursday June 27, 2013 11:08 am

Here is Tammy Duckworth, who lost both of her legs and the use of one arm while piloting a helicopter in Iraq, being totally mean horrible awful (let’s just cut to the chase and call her a bitch) to a poor businessman who twisted his ankle in prep school thirty years ago and was forced [...]

Moron Labe

By: Saturday April 20, 2013 6:35 pm

America’s butchest rasslin’ housewifeman doesn’t understand why he can’t come outside and play gunz with the big kids (no link, because we don’t like to encourage him): And yet, what choice did the people of Watertown really have? The government has disarmed them (and I’d bet that nearly 45% of MA residents disagree with the [...]

The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy

By: Saturday March 2, 2013 10:12 am

Via Roy, we see that our old buddy John Hawkins (seen at the right being touched by a negro) is complaining that, because men aren’t engaging in fisticuffs or dueling at dawn like in the hairier days of yore, the wimmens  want nothing to do with them anymore other than to briefly marry a dude, [...]

The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’

By: Saturday January 12, 2013 10:48 am

If you are a limp-wristed, man-purse-carrying, skinny-jean-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving, morally relativistic, guilt-stricken, politically-correct, nanny-state-enabling, gun-fearing, humorless bleeding heart vegan metrosexual gay-boy Post Modern beta male … it is comforting to know that there is still someone lower on the food chain who feels that you are totally bullying the shit out of him:

Dear Mr. Gun Fantasy

By: Tuesday January 8, 2013 11:09 am

Gabby Giffords and her husband are taking the lead in calling for more gun laws and that has our favorite twitchy with a finger constructing a separate reality (no links because we are not an enabler) much like this one: Yup. I have a streamlight TLR-2s with a disorienting strobe at like 200 lumens and a [...]

When I’m Called Off, I Got A Sawed Off

By: Tuesday December 18, 2012 1:27 am

Professor Glenn  Reynolds, who holds the Jubilation T. Cornpone Shootin’ Arm chair at the University of Tennessee, has a few questions for all you skinny-jeans-wearin’ latte-sippin’  emo-emotin’ prefer-our-kids-alive-more-than-dead fancy-pants gun-grabbin city slicker man-card-less metrosexual homoseckshuls. Before we get to them, you should probably be aware that the Ole Perfesser fired the first Protect The NRA [...]

Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney

By: Wednesday December 12, 2012 12:50 am

Pajamas Media/Breitbart/Fox News/Koch family rent boy and meat slab Steven Crowder waded into the union protests in Michigan yesterday hoping to get punched in his very punchable stupid face while on camera and he was successful and now conservatives have something to cheer about besides controlling the World Wide Web internet government. Crowder argued with [...]

It’s A Dead Man’s Party, Who Could Ask For More

By: Monday December 3, 2012 7:34 am

As noted last night, Boy Genius Matthew Boyle has joined Andrew Breitbart’s Crypt O’ Cretins and now here is his initial offering: a Declaration of #War where he pledges to fight The War Of Ideas here in America rather than, you know, enlisting in the military because the real war is here in the homeland [...]

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