After Many A Summer Dies The Big Bird

By: Thursday October 4, 2012 1:31 am

Romney said, “I’m sorry, Jim, I’m gonna stop the subsidy to PBS…. I like PBS, I love Big Bird — I actually like, you too — but I am not going to keep spending money on things [we have] to borrow money from China to pay for.” Little did I know when I posted the [...]

Readers Under The Influence

By: Monday October 1, 2012 1:08 pm

It is probably best that I said I would lay off the hippie punching because, much to my surprise, I have discovered that I apparently have become A Very Influential Person who, from my little beach cottage, have single-handedly (well, with some help from the “Manichean monsters” at Balloon Juicer and the elitist academics at [...]

The Great Divide

By: Tuesday January 25, 2011 7:25 pm

This minor selection from my twitter ticker or whatever it is called tells me that I was right to spend my time watching the double overtime end of Florida/Georgia instead: The “America, fuck yeah!” boilerplate leavened with the somber caveat that “the road is long and hard”, the applause breaks, the shout-outs to Very Special [...]

Beat. Surrender.

By: Tuesday December 7, 2010 11:31 pm

I’m having a bit of trouble  deciding which part of President Pissypant’s final Jeopardy answer was more appalling today. On the one hand, there was the part where he proudly described the half-a-loaf health care bill he birthed, made all the easier when he paved the road by aborting the public option before negotiations even [...]

Dave’s Not Here

By: Saturday October 16, 2010 11:44 pm

I guess local law enforcement is moonlighting trying to pick up a few extra bucks: A medical marijuana patient and a CityBeat advertising account executive both say that law-enforcement officers in plainclothes were posing as the “new management” of a Hillcrest pot collective today. The collective member, who asked not to be identified, said he [...]

The Devil You Know

By: Tuesday September 28, 2010 11:06 pm

I just worked twelve hours after only five hours of sleep (Yes, Wembley, it’s hot and you can’t sleep. Yes we can go out at 11PM, 2AM, 4:30AM… oh look, there goes the alarm at 5:30….Bitter? Not me.) so I don’t have the energy to get all into the latest Democratic Inter-Tribal Genocide War, but [...]

Like the Lincoln-Douglas debates but with more dick jokes

By: Sunday August 15, 2010 2:33 pm

I’m pleased to see that I have raised the level of political discourse in America For the record, since I did not specifically call upon Kristol to “set himself on fire” I still maintain my eligibility to be employed by the Washington Post. Suck on that, Weigel.

Very Super Important Statement Regarding Ground Zero Muslim Mosque/Cultural Center/Dave & Buster’s Terrordome Multiplex

By: Wednesday August 4, 2010 12:02 am

In light of many highly influential  blogs, and also RedState, taking a stand on whether we should let the Muslim Cordoba Initiative people just willy-nilly slap together any old building like they’re some kind of ululating Donald Trump or something, I, and the directors of TBogg Blog LLC, felt it important to go the record [...]

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