Winning Is For Losers

By: Wednesday August 14, 2013 7:42 pm

Now that Cory Booker, whom the progressives tell me is just Barack Obummerdroner in blackface, has secured the Democratic nomination for the open Senate seat in New Jersey, people are making plans for what to do, oh lordy, what to do. The Blue America people at Down With Tyranny have decided to sit this one [...]

Homewrecker Considering Another Trip To The Applebee’s All-You-Can-Grift Bar

By: Tuesday July 23, 2013 11:03 am

Chronically unemployed novelty candidate and not best-selling author Christine O’Donnell, who treats the Delaware Republican Party like they ate the last piece of cheesecake in the refrigerator, is pulling a variation of the Palin Double Switch Coy Fake-Out where she hints at a  run for office again, dumb people send her money, and, in the [...]

The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart

By: Wednesday June 5, 2013 5:49 pm

Absolutely nothing against Glenn Greenwald in this but yesterday Glenn made a pitch for reader-supported news, by which he means that part of his deal with the Guardian is that his income as a columnist is derived from his hosts as well as from contributions from his readers, thus allowing Glenn the independence to write [...]

Hearts & Minds & La La La I Can’t Hear You

By: Thursday May 23, 2013 1:12 pm

I was about to do a Shorter Barack Obama Speech, but SteveM from No More Mr. Nice Blog nailed it in under 140 characters: Short of announcing his resignation and declaring a winner-take-all New President Steel Cage Deathmatch between Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, and Dr. Saint Jill Stein, nothing Obama said or explained or will do [...]

Tramp Stamps

By: Thursday May 2, 2013 1:32 am

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

Quivering With An-ti-ci………pation

By: Sunday April 14, 2013 6:06 pm

The guy who was: Formerly @RepPaulRyan‘s sole intern on @MittRomney‘s campaign and a @newtgingrich campaign staffer. ..and looks exactly the way you would think a guy who was Rep. Paul Ryan’s sole intern on the Mitt Romney campaign and who also worked for Newt Gingrich’s campaign (because: loyalty)  would look, will be  launching his blog [...]

Five Hawtest Ladysplainers Splainin’ Sexywrongtalk To You

By: Saturday April 6, 2013 11:39 am

Were you offended to the very core of your being when Smoove Obama B went all Barry White on Kamala Harris’ ass at a fundraising event amongst friends and donors? You were not? For serious? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! Do you even know what he said? This: “You have to be careful [...]

If You Like Pina Coladas, And Getting Droned In Cafés

By: Thursday March 7, 2013 10:12 am

I’m so old that I can remember a time when some of the same delicate internet woodland creatures who have suddenly discovered a soul mate in Rand Paul (R-Stopped Clock) and are now singing his praises over a singular policy  agreement (while adding a firm caveat that they find him to be a loathsome hell [...]

The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy

By: Saturday March 2, 2013 10:12 am

Via Roy, we see that our old buddy John Hawkins (seen at the right being touched by a negro) is complaining that, because men aren’t engaging in fisticuffs or dueling at dawn like in the hairier days of yore, the wimmens  want nothing to do with them anymore other than to briefly marry a dude, [...]

The First Rule Of Slap Fight Is: ‘Not In The Face’

By: Saturday January 12, 2013 10:48 am

If you are a limp-wristed, man-purse-carrying, skinny-jean-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving, morally relativistic, guilt-stricken, politically-correct, nanny-state-enabling, gun-fearing, humorless bleeding heart vegan metrosexual gay-boy Post Modern beta male … it is comforting to know that there is still someone lower on the food chain who feels that you are totally bullying the shit out of him:

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