As we noted before, Lady Baroness Lynn Forester Grey Poupon Humptydance de Rothschild and her rich buddies are deeply dissatisfied with the current buffet of candidates set out before them for their approval. You may recall, back in 2008, Lady Lynne didn’t get the President  Hillary Dream White House that she specifically requested and so [...]

This shit just writes itself…. I think someone at Philly.com is having a little fun with lil Ricky and he sadly, but unsurprisingly,  doesn’t get it. Also. Santorum. (Added) Hadn’t noticed that the headline was attached to a Will Bunch story. Well played, Will. Well played. And make sure to read Will’s article on how [...]

Pierce on tin-pot dictator Scott Walker: On Friday, Governor Scott Walker presided over the ceremonial lighting of the Christmas tree in the great rotunda of the state capitol, hard by the bust of Fightin’ Bob LaFollette, which looked very much like it might leap from its pedestal and bite him in the balls. He dedicated [...]

Creepyfaced Kansas Governor Sam Brownback has state employees scanning the internets looking to see if people think he’s your basic garden variety douche or a superexxtrememega douche because this is apparently cheaper than slipping a note to everyone in the state asking, “Do you like me? — check yes or no”, not that anyone in [...]

Since Thanksgiving is all about food, folks, and thanking Tebow for the football and since there isn’t diddlyy-squat going on, here is the opening scene to one of my favorite films, Eat Drink Man Woman (runner-up: the dinner scene in Babette’s Feast): Contestants on Iron Chef ain’t shit compared to Uncle Chu. Happy Thanksgiving, y’all. [...]

Remember back in July when actress Mila Kunis agreed to accompany a Marine to the Marine cotillion/prom/coming out party thing? Conservatives got all bonerfied because, finally there was an upstanding (and hawt) Hollywood actress who understood that freedom isn’t free and, omigawd , she’s Ukrainian! so she KNOWS how good she has it here unlike [...]

While President Obama was busy distracting us by making hot sexy love to centrists and six-figure commentators whose job it is to tell us what real Americans want (Hi David Gergen!) his Department of Health and Human Services started throwing around free birth control pills like they were Tic Tac’s … only these Tic Tac’s [...]

This little tidbit at Politico about flash in the pan candidates landing book deals kind of made my morning: Brown’s book had sold a disappointing 15,534 copies as of last week, according to Nielsen Bookscan, which tracks bookstore sales, despite a wave of publicity over his revelation of childhood abuse. Paul’s has sold just 3,766 [...]

Like her mother, SnowSnooki Jr. does not take kindly to people saying not-nice things about her and, like her mother, her natural response is to go to ShoutyFacebook and get her bitch on in the loving embrace of her highly regulated GED-minions. First it was Keith Olbermann for making fun of her “Greaseball-tard Attempts Pick-Up [...]