Absolutely nothing against Glenn Greenwald in this but yesterday Glenn made a pitch for reader-supported news, by which he means that part of his deal with the Guardian is that his income as a columnist is derived from his hosts as well as from contributions from his readers, thus allowing Glenn the independence to write [...]

I was about to do a Shorter Barack Obama Speech, but SteveM from No More Mr. Nice Blog nailed it in under 140 characters: Short of announcing his resignation and declaring a winner-take-all New President Steel Cage Deathmatch between Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, and Dr. Saint Jill Stein, nothing Obama said or explained or will do [...]

Since most of the right wing (and a certain leftyish blog, ahem) spent the day chasing their conspiracy tales  because former Daily Caller editor David “Whore Chat” Martosko’s created a bullshit story about a purloined Saudi letter  (Must Credit Guy Who Makes Shit Up!) nobody got around to making Pigford Mud Pies, and that makes [...]

The guy who was: Formerly @RepPaulRyan‘s sole intern on @MittRomney‘s campaign and a @newtgingrich campaign staffer. ..and looks exactly the way you would think a guy who was Rep. Paul Ryan’s sole intern on the Mitt Romney campaign and who also worked for Newt Gingrich’s campaign (because: loyalty)  would look, will be  launching his blog [...]

Were you offended to the very core of your being when Smoove Obama B went all Barry White on Kamala Harris’ ass at a fundraising event amongst friends and donors? You were not? For serious? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! Do you even know what he said? This: “You have to be careful [...]

I’m so old that I can remember a time when some of the same delicate internet woodland creatures who have suddenly discovered a soul mate in Rand Paul (R-Stopped Clock) and are now singing his praises over a singular policy  agreement (while adding a firm caveat that they find him to be a loathsome hell [...]

Via Roy, we see that our old buddy John Hawkins (seen at the right being touched by a negro) is complaining that, because men aren’t engaging in fisticuffs or dueling at dawn like in the hairier days of yore, the wimmens  want nothing to do with them anymore other than to briefly marry a dude, [...]

If you are a limp-wristed, man-purse-carrying, skinny-jean-wearing, latte-sipping, Prius-driving, morally relativistic, guilt-stricken, politically-correct, nanny-state-enabling, gun-fearing, humorless bleeding heart vegan metrosexual gay-boy Post Modern beta male … it is comforting to know that there is still someone lower on the food chain who feels that you are totally bullying the shit out of him:

Hey kids, let’s watch ladykiller Joe Scarborough go all, “oh no, you’ dit’int!” and ‘snap snap snap’ at his abused teevee wife, Mika Brzezinski, for getting all lady-uppity and challenging Joe’s dominion on his morning caffeinated conventional wisdom idiot show. Of course, later in the show Brzezinski apologized: Later in the show, Brzezinski apologized to [...]

Hi. Remember me? Well I’ve been as scarce as Mitt “Mitt” Romney lately because, unlike Mitt, I have a day job and also because of my lack of interest in anything going on these days (oh, you would like more talk about the ‘grand bargain’ and the ‘fiscal cliff’ on the internet? Really? That is why you [...]