Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank [...]

The internet’s nerd boyfriend Nate Silver sees corrupt war criminal/history’s greatest monster Barack Dronebama slowly pulling away from that rich white guy who would destroy America faster thereby bringing about The Inevitable Dawn of The Great Progressive Age of Progressive Enlightenment and Anti-Corporatist Veganism: The three national tracking polls that were published on Friday all [...]

I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts It’s not easy facing up when your whole world is black -M. Jagger/K. Richards Jay Nordlinger, who recently pushed the transgressive envelope [...]

So… in an interview with the HuffPo, Harry Reid accuses Mitt Romney of possibly not paying any taxes for the past ten years based upon a conversation with a Bain investor. Conservatives lose their shit. Reid repeats his statement on the Senate floor. More shit is lost. Romney butches up and comes back with “put [...]

Lil Luke Russert tonight: It was back on 7/18 when the Republicans handed the keynote speaker gig at the Republican National Convention to Jersey Shore shouty guy Chris Christie. What did Lil Luke have to say that day? Meh. Didn’t mention it. But he did twittertwat this late breaking development that day: Whoa. Dude… #DC [...]

Plus-sized model, Chris Christie (R-Jersey Shore), has been tabbed to be the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention where he is expected to to berate working families by telling them “I gotcher free lunch rite’cher” while groping in the general vicinity of where he thinks his nuts reside, nestled somewhere beneath the meat apron [...]

We thought that Mitt Romney’s Very Bad Incredibly Horrible Fucking Awful Week ended when he went on all of the national teevee networks last night and told mean old bully Barack Obama to “Quit it, you guys, or I’m gonna tell” but, NO, Barack Obama is a big hatey-face who won’t stop until someone gets hurt or [...]

Famous Historian and Almost Recipient Of Possible Consideration For An Award He Could Hang On His Mom’s Refrigerator Jonah Goldberg is just not “down with the hip cats” voting in elections possibly because they have never had “a very serious, thoughtful, argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care”, and [...]

Alex Pareene has a few things to say about Nobel/Pulitzer/Publisher’s Clearing House Prize nominee Jonah Goldberg: As he’s aged, and begun wearing his fancy “best-selling author” smoking jacket around the house, Goldberg has supplemented his “Battlestar Galactica” references with references to philosophers and scholars — Burke, Hume, etc. — in order to appear serious. The [...]

Oh….kids with their intertube social media and myfacespacebook and such and such… So last night I got in a little twittertwat hoop-de-doo with one Ashley Nicole Ingram (who is the “Executive Director” of the California Young Republicans Federation, as it turns out) after she twatted that she was soooo darn proud because the @CAGOP had [...]