I Shot My Mouth Off And You Showed Me What That Hole Was For

By: Thursday January 10, 2013 10:41 am

Hey kids, let’s watch ladykiller Joe Scarborough go all, “oh no, you’ dit’int!” and ‘snap snap snap’ at his abused teevee wife, Mika Brzezinski, for getting all lady-uppity and challenging Joe’s dominion on his morning caffeinated conventional wisdom idiot show. Of course, later in the show Brzezinski apologized: Later in the show, Brzezinski apologized to [...]

Ann Romney Is Just Sitting Around, Listening To Adele And Crying All The Time Now

By: Saturday December 1, 2012 4:37 pm

Hi. Remember me? Well I’ve been as scarce as Mitt “Mitt” Romney lately because, unlike Mitt, I have a day job and also because of my lack of interest in anything going on these days (oh, you would like more talk about the ‘grand bargain’ and the ‘fiscal cliff’ on the internet? Really? That is why you [...]

A Smattering Of Things And Also Too: Shakira’s Ass. Also Updated

By: Friday September 28, 2012 9:40 pm

Just a few things things to get off my chest…. I’m going to dial back the hippie-punching for awhile because I think I have made my point. As of late, with the Romney campaign having become Dead Man Running, it has been much more enjoyable (for me, which, in the grand scheme of all things [...]

Unauthorized/Authorized

By: Wednesday September 26, 2012 7:18 am

Utah Congressional candidate Mia Love gets racist hate mail. Wingnuts suddenly find vicious attacks on an African-American appalling: Nothing drives the left nuttier than successful black Republicans. Then they show just how racist they are. Before speaking at the Republican Convention Love trailed by 15 points in polls. After her well-received speech, which was ignored [...]

Matthew Boyle Needs A New Hobby And Are
You Going To Eat The Rest Of Those Fries?

By: Friday September 21, 2012 4:53 pm

Future Nobel Prize Winner for Journalism and certified “genius” (according to one of the guys at Buzzfeed – probably the LOLcat Editor) Matthew Boyle has a lot of time on his hands after it turned out that Attorney General Eric Holder wasn’t the head of Mexico’s largest and most violent drug/gun/counterfeit plaster Hello Kitty piggy-bank [...]

Obama To Maybe Win In November; Front Page Commenters Hardest Hit.

By: Saturday September 8, 2012 10:33 am

The internet’s nerd boyfriend Nate Silver sees corrupt war criminal/history’s greatest monster Barack Dronebama slowly pulling away from that rich white guy who would destroy America faster thereby bringing about The Inevitable Dawn of The Great Progressive Age of Progressive Enlightenment and Anti-Corporatist Veganism: The three national tracking polls that were published on Friday all [...]

Black Humor

By: Sunday August 26, 2012 12:04 pm

I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts It’s not easy facing up when your whole world is black -M. Jagger/K. Richards Jay Nordlinger, who recently pushed the transgressive envelope [...]

Harry’s Game

By: Friday August 3, 2012 1:42 am

So… in an interview with the HuffPo, Harry Reid accuses Mitt Romney of possibly not paying any taxes for the past ten years based upon a conversation with a Bain investor. Conservatives lose their shit. Reid repeats his statement on the Senate floor. More shit is lost. Romney butches up and comes back with “put [...]

Conventional Whiz Kid

By: Monday July 30, 2012 6:48 pm

Lil Luke Russert tonight: It was back on 7/18 when the Republicans handed the keynote speaker gig at the Republican National Convention to Jersey Shore shouty guy Chris Christie. What did Lil Luke have to say that day? Meh. Didn’t mention it. But he did twittertwat this late breaking development that day: Whoa. Dude… #DC [...]

Chris Christie To Bellow At America For Mitt Romney

By: Wednesday July 18, 2012 5:03 pm

Plus-sized model, Chris Christie (R-Jersey Shore), has been tabbed to be the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention where he is expected to to berate working families by telling them “I gotcher free lunch rite’cher” while groping in the general vicinity of where he thinks his nuts reside, nestled somewhere beneath the meat apron [...]

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