The Fortress of Derpitude

By: Tuesday May 21, 2013 8:50 pm

In case you weren’t aware of it, Captain Super Muslim XXX (in his guise as mild-mannered President No Drama Obama) took time out from his busy past few weeks having the IRS audit-murder reporters in Benghazi in order  to take control of the world’s weather systems and send a killer tornado to Oklahoma yesterday.  Oh [...]

One Thing Leads To Another, I Know

By: Thursday April 18, 2013 3:59 am

While you were sleeping… Barack Obama used a space laser to blow up the Texas fertilizer plant in an effort to suck the air out of the news that the gun control bill failed to pass which was specifically scheduled for a vote to draw attention away from the news about the ricin letters that Obama [...]

One Little Hitler Does The Other One’s Will

By: Tuesday March 5, 2013 1:33 pm

Now that Godless Muslim Black President Hussein Hussein “Barry” Obama is the King of All Of Us, he is trying to exterminate get rid of all of the people who didn’t vote for him and that means rich white people, Real Christians, and, of course, people who are not eligible to vote but who still [...]

Strange Synchronicity Or Vast Left Wing Gun-grabbing Conspiracy?

By: Monday January 28, 2013 3:39 pm

Investigative reporter and “too smart for Mensa” boy genius Matt Boyle seems to have discovered an assault on our very American way of life where others would only see a weird co-inky-dink. Here is the entirety of his explosive expose demonstrating the obvious collaboration between the Muslin President and the apparatchiks of George Soros. See [...]

Muslim Terror-Mullahs Only Want To Deal With Their Own Kind Now

By: Saturday October 20, 2012 4:03 pm

In an effort to throw the election to their Kenyan sleeper agent so they can export Sharia law to Kansas (and only Kansas because the A-Rabs have a real hard-on for the Godforsaken Hellhole State for some reason) the mad mullahs of Iran have ululated a desire to enter into nuclear talks with the US… [...]

The Bank Dick

By: Thursday August 9, 2012 10:16 am

Remember when NPR got all huffy-puffy when Lisa Simeone, the host of World of Opera got in trouble and stuff because she supported Occupy Wall Street by hate-playing La bohème (which is an Italian communist opera based upon the popular American musical Rent) over and over until banksters started to feel twinges of guilt that they [...]

Tales From The Grassy Knoll

By: Monday August 6, 2012 1:19 am

For those of you for whom the theory of a single gun-nut drunk on white power shooting up a Sikh temple because he thought they were Muslims sounds like some kind of meth-addled crazy talk, here are some alternate explanations courtesy of Alex Jones eminently reasonable Info-Wars blog. First, the official info-wars report: UPDATE: A separate [...]

Kenyan Socialist Barack Obama Is Now A Late 19th Century German Marxist

By: Monday April 30, 2012 1:25 pm

The Obama campaign has unveiled a new campaign slogan “Forward” which replaces  the previously effective “Kill Whitey!” and, heyyyy… wait a minute, Michael Walsh has figured out that it is a coded message to maybe Bill Ayers or the Baader-Meinhof Gang that Obama is back, and this time capitalism is going down for the count: [...]

President Sends Daughter To Secret Mexican Terror Madrassa

By: Monday March 19, 2012 11:47 pm

Various media outlets noted that eldest First Daughter Malia Obama is currently on a Spring Break school trip with some classmates  in Oaxaca, Mexico only to pull the  articles down because,  as noted at Buzzfeed: There’s a long tradition of keeping presidents’ kids out of the press, but the newswire reported today on details of [...]

Eight Can Keep A Secret If That Ratfink Alito Is Kept Out Of The Loop

By: Friday January 27, 2012 2:21 pm

According to “one of America’s fastest rising authors” (it says so right here and it is on the internet so it must be true) it seems that President Hussein Obamar has been using Black Panther beat-down threats or maybe even Kenyan magic juju to enslave most of the Supreme Court so that they won’t declare him a [...]

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