Richard Clarke Gives Infowars A Big Old Deathrace Boner

By: Tuesday June 25, 2013 1:27 am

In an interview with The Huffington Post, former Counter-Terrorism Dude Richard Clarke said that Michael Hastings car could have been car cyber-attacked/blowed up: Former U.S. National Coordinator for Security, Infrastructure Protection, and Counter-terrorism Richard Clarke told The Huffington Post that what is known about the single-vehicle crash is “consistent with a car cyber attack.” Clarke [...]

Those Are People Who Died, Died

By: Friday June 21, 2013 9:48 am

In the wake of Michael Hastings tragic death it should probably come as no surprise that conspiracy theories abound in the fertile, to say nothing of febrile, minds of America’s Alex Jones-Americans. You may remember when President Barack Obama consulted his Wingnut Disposition Matrix (which is actually just a carnival wheel that he spins) and [...]

The Fortress of Derpitude

By: Tuesday May 21, 2013 8:50 pm

In case you weren’t aware of it, Captain Super Muslim XXX (in his guise as mild-mannered President No Drama Obama) took time out from his busy past few weeks having the IRS audit-murder reporters in Benghazi in order to take control of the world’s weather systems and send a killer tornado to Oklahoma yesterday.  Oh, [...]

One Thing Leads To Another, I Know

By: Thursday April 18, 2013 3:59 am

While you were sleeping… Barack Obama used a space laser to blow up the Texas fertilizer plant in an effort to suck the air out of the news that the gun control bill failed to pass which was specifically scheduled for a vote to draw attention away from the news about the ricin letters that Obama [...]

One Little Hitler Does The Other One’s Will

By: Tuesday March 5, 2013 1:33 pm

Now that Godless Muslim Black President Hussein Hussein “Barry” Obama is the King of All Of Us, he is trying to exterminate get rid of all of the people who didn’t vote for him and that means rich white people, Real Christians, and, of course, people who are not eligible to vote but who still [...]

Strange Synchronicity Or Vast Left Wing Gun-grabbing Conspiracy?

By: Monday January 28, 2013 3:39 pm

Investigative reporter and “too smart for Mensa” boy genius Matt Boyle seems to have discovered an assault on our very American way of life where others would only see a weird co-inky-dink. Here is the entirety of his explosive expose demonstrating the obvious collaboration between the Muslin President and the apparatchiks of George Soros. See [...]

Muslim Terror-Mullahs Only Want To Deal With Their Own Kind Now

By: Saturday October 20, 2012 4:03 pm

In an effort to throw the election to their Kenyan sleeper agent so they can export Sharia law to Kansas (and only Kansas because the A-Rabs have a real hard-on for the Godforsaken Hellhole State for some reason) the mad mullahs of Iran have ululated a desire to enter into nuclear talks with the US… [...]

The Bank Dick

By: Thursday August 9, 2012 10:16 am

Remember when NPR got all huffy-puffy when Lisa Simeone, the host of World of Opera got in trouble and stuff because she supported Occupy Wall Street by hate-playing La bohème (which is an Italian communist opera based upon the popular American musical Rent) over and over until banksters started to feel twinges of guilt that they [...]

Tales From The Grassy Knoll

By: Monday August 6, 2012 1:19 am

For those of you for whom the theory of a single gun-nut drunk on white power shooting up a Sikh temple because he thought they were Muslims sounds like some kind of meth-addled crazy talk, here are some alternate explanations courtesy of Alex Jones eminently reasonable Info-Wars blog. First, the official info-wars report: UPDATE: A separate [...]

Kenyan Socialist Barack Obama Is Now A Late 19th Century German Marxist

By: Monday April 30, 2012 1:25 pm

The Obama campaign has unveiled a new campaign slogan “Forward” which replaces  the previously effective “Kill Whitey!” and, heyyyy… wait a minute, Michael Walsh has figured out that it is a coded message to maybe Bill Ayers or the Baader-Meinhof Gang that Obama is back, and this time capitalism is going down for the count: [...]

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