President Sends Daughter To Secret Mexican Terror Madrassa

By: Monday March 19, 2012 11:47 pm

Various media outlets noted that eldest First Daughter Malia Obama is currently on a Spring Break school trip with some classmates  in Oaxaca, Mexico only to pull the  articles down because,  as noted at Buzzfeed: There’s a long tradition of keeping presidents’ kids out of the press, but the newswire reported today on details of [...]

Eight Can Keep A Secret If That Ratfink Alito Is Kept Out Of The Loop

By: Friday January 27, 2012 2:21 pm

According to “one of America’s fastest rising authors” (it says so right here and it is on the internet so it must be true) it seems that President Hussein Obamar has been using Black Panther beat-down threats or maybe even Kenyan magic juju to enslave most of the Supreme Court so that they won’t declare him a [...]

A Confederacy Of Dunce

By: Saturday December 10, 2011 4:58 pm

Shorter Jill ” The Dingo Doctors Ate The Babies” Stanek: I bet you’ll be as surprised as I was to discover that public relations firms  retained by Planned Parenthood are totally in bed with Planned Parenthood. This means something… For reference, Stanek is pro-spousal abuse and thinks the Chinese eat their babies. And she’s considered [...]

Kenneth Gladney Is, Like, Emmett Till Times Infinity

By: Thursday August 4, 2011 11:53 pm

Breitbart pity-hire John Nolte, fresh off giving The Undefeated a deep-penetrating tongue bath because his boss had a cameo appearance in the mostly unseen film,  turns his keen analytical skills to The Lonesome Teabagging Death of Hattie Carroll Kenneth Gladney with a multi-part  (with epilogue!) investigative report that proves without a shadow of a doubt [...]

All Conspiracies Great and Small

By: Thursday July 14, 2011 11:53 am

In an effort to explain why the jury in the Kenny Gladney trial took less than the time it takes to watch an episode Law & Order: Special Victims Unit to return with a verdict of GTFO,  Andrew Breitbart’s crack team of trained bonobos have been working day and night and even through their naptimes [...]

Like A Dog With A Boner

By: Sunday June 5, 2011 11:34 pm

  I’m not sure what is in the water over at Patterico’s. Previously on “Fappin’ With Pat”, Aaron Worthing was unable to achieve his ‘lift off‘ because Lara Logan wouldn’t talk dirty enough  for him. It was sad and creepy, but mostly creepy. Actually, 100% creepy. Now, Patterico his own bad self is working the [...]

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